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A Steaming Hot Cup On A Cold Emo Morning


Engrish picture of a can of coffee with Deepresso on it

Engrish Photo By: Aaron Olaf

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  1. Karmillina says:

    I’d like to have one, please.

  2. miette010 says:

    what is “deepression”? is it something worse than depression?

  3. knight who say niii says:

    it’s a deeper depression…

  4. Lefty says:

    The best part of waking up, is getting your wrist cut.

  5. rachel says:

    Q.how many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A. f#$@ em, they can cry in the dark!

    • Art Vandalay says:

      Alternate answer: Two. One to change the bulb, the other one to write a poem about how much he misses the old bulb.

      • Gorgonzola says:

        Alternate Alternate Answer: 5. One to change the bulb, one to cut his wrist on the shards of the broken bulb, one to call the ambulance, one to write a poem about it all and one to call the friend of the suicidal one to come round.

        When the ambulance crew arrive the accidentally break the new bulb, and so as the leave the cycle is repeated.

        Instead of 5 it can be looked at as ∞

    • The PB&J PlatYpus says:

      I feel like I’ve seen this conversation somewhere…

      I think it was the FAILBlog…

  6. Kit says:

    Watch what happens when we switch the entire marketing departement from caffeinated to Deepreso!

  7. Fibonacci says:

    That deeppressing.

  8. JapanLover says:

    I’ve had quite a few them. The product, not the emotion..
    Depressing they’re NOT as they’re chock full O caffiene!
    Works REALLY well during long boring meetings

    An explanation may be in order..

    The japanese equate an “intense” flavour as a “deep” flavour.
    Since it’s an intensely flavoured espresso drink .. hence..
    “deep” “espresso” .. deepresso..

    Still funny though.

  9. Miss Antipodes says:

    Every day I come into work is like one more big cup o that stuff….

  10. Motion says:

    When your emo starts to fade and you can see sun and blue skies start to peek through, have a horrible, luke-warm can of all encompassing darkness. Now with 10% more misery!

  11. just4internetfame says:

    this is georgia coffee made in russia.

  12. pavlov says:

    I think I soiled myself.

  13. retarded.pants says:

    hahaha awesome :)

  14. The PB&J PlatYpus says:

    Went from extrovert to introvert with one sip!

  15. Orangeie says:

    nyse. Ill take 2 pls! :3 *takes a sip* Daisuki desu!!

  16. I'm deeppressed. says:

    Warning- may cause emoness.

  17. emokitteh says:

    o noes… i drink it every morning!

  18. Operator says:

    Yeah, we got these in the vending machines here. I still prefer the Cafe Au Lait, in the Orange can.

  19. lawlawlawl!!! says:

    Deepresso………is that meant to be given to people who are hyper, or to cheer up the depressed?

  20. QuieroFallar says:

    Japanese can read person to ruin joke here is.

    The text right below “Deeppresso” reads “Deep Presso.” It’s just a bad pun.

    If I couldn’t read Japanese, I’d be laughing my ass of with you all.


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