Comments on: A Steaming Hot Cup On A Cold Emo Morning

By: trusts

trusts — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:52:38 +0000

what a downer!

By: nobodyinparticular

nobodyinparticular — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 13:54:06 +0000

It is probably smarter than what you could come up with.

By: QuieroFallar

QuieroFallar — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 16:58:34 +0000

>.<

By: QuieroFallar

QuieroFallar — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 16:54:53 +0000

Japanese can read person to ruin joke here is.

The text right below “Deeppresso” reads “Deep Presso.” It’s just a bad pun.

If I couldn’t read Japanese, I’d be laughing my ass of with you all.

By: etymologicaldisaster

etymologicaldisaster — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:51:25 +0000

Let’s see if they can tell the difference…..

By: lawlawlawl!!!

lawlawlawl!!! — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 13:17:09 +0000

Deepresso………is that meant to be given to people who are hyper, or to cheer up the depressed?

By: Nick

Nick — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 03:02:38 +0000

its been a while since I’ve heard a commy say something so smart and witty

By: Operator

Operator — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 01:21:52 +0000

Yeah, we got these in the vending machines here. I still prefer the Cafe Au Lait, in the Orange can.

By: emokitteh

emokitteh — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 23:00:21 +0000

o noes… i drink it every morning!

By: I'm deeppressed.

I'm deeppressed. — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 22:40:35 +0000

Warning- may cause emoness.

By: Alaina

Alaina — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 02:39:59 +0000

win

By: leila

leila — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 02:01:51 +0000

and it’s served ice cold too…

By: Lance E Sloan

Lance E Sloan — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 01:39:13 +0000

I love the explanations. I try to figure out the reasons behind the poor translation myself and if I can’t, I turn to the comments to see what others have to say about it.

srsly

By: Orangeie

Orangeie — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 13:30:50 +0000

nyse. Ill take 2 pls! :3 *takes a sip* Daisuki desu!!

By: David

David — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 22:14:28 +0000

It reminds me of this cartoon

http://brunswick.comicgenesis.com/d/20021220.html

By: The PB&J PlatYpus

The PB&J PlatYpus — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 05:04:59 +0000

I feel like I’ve seen this conversation somewhere…

I think it was the FAILBlog…

By: The PB&J PlatYpus

The PB&J PlatYpus — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 05:04:03 +0000

Went from extrovert to introvert with one sip!

By: retarded.pants

retarded.pants — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 20:35:47 +0000

hahaha awesome

By: Gorgonzola

Gorgonzola — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:45:37 +0000

Why, don’t you want make sense of how it happened in the first place?

Or do you want to live in blissful ignorance for the rest of your life?

By: Gorgonzola

Gorgonzola — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:43:54 +0000

Alternate Alternate Answer: 5. One to change the bulb, one to cut his wrist on the shards of the broken bulb, one to call the ambulance, one to write a poem about it all and one to call the friend of the suicidal one to come round.

When the ambulance crew arrive the accidentally break the new bulb, and so as the leave the cycle is repeated.

Instead of 5 it can be looked at as ∞

By: pavlov

pavlov — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:29:35 +0000

I think I soiled myself.

By: Art Vandalay

Art Vandalay — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 15:55:37 +0000

Alternate answer: Two. One to change the bulb, the other one to write a poem about how much he misses the old bulb.

By: just4internetfame

just4internetfame — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:18:17 +0000

this is georgia coffee made in russia.

By: Motion

Motion — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 03:51:22 +0000

When your emo starts to fade and you can see sun and blue skies start to peek through, have a horrible, luke-warm can of all encompassing darkness. Now with 10% more misery!

By: Miss Antipodes

Miss Antipodes — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 02:36:07 +0000

Every day I come into work is like one more big cup o that stuff….

By: operator

operator — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 00:33:14 +0000

good one

By: Mmmhmm

Mmmhmm — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:33:28 +0000

I thought that was fairly helpful.

The deeppresso still brings the lulz, though.

By: LJN

LJN — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:49:50 +0000

I hope you don’t reply to every blog post with the same lingual reasoning lesson.

Seriously.

By: JapanLover

JapanLover — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:45:53 +0000

I’ve had quite a few them. The product, not the emotion..
Depressing they’re NOT as they’re chock full O caffiene!
Works REALLY well during long boring meetings

An explanation may be in order..

The japanese equate an “intense” flavour as a “deep” flavour.
Since it’s an intensely flavoured espresso drink .. hence..
“deep” “espresso” .. deepresso..

Still funny though.

By: Fibonacci

Fibonacci — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 19:53:26 +0000

That deeppressing.

By: Kit

Kit — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:56:23 +0000

Watch what happens when we switch the entire marketing departement from caffeinated to Deepreso!

By: rachel

rachel — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:40:34 +0000

Q.how many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. f#$@ em, they can cry in the dark!

By: Lefty

Lefty — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:38:31 +0000

The best part of waking up, is getting your wrist cut.

By: knight who say niii

knight who say niii — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:30:21 +0000

it’s a deeper depression…

By: miette010

miette010 — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 17:19:13 +0000

what is “deepression”? is it something worse than depression?

By: Karmillina

Karmillina — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 17:09:31 +0000

I’d like to have one, please.