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Engrish picture of a sign that says please do not feed the fishes with your private

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  1. Taper Wickel says:

    Alternately, make sure to feed fishes with at least a corporal.

  2. Fence Walker says:

    …What good advice.

  3. Ben says:

    What the hell am I supposed to use then?

  4. Gatsby says:

    What about feeding it to things that smell like fish?

  5. Mechulus says:

    I have one word… Piranhas.

  6. Jan says:

    With leather it’s all better.

  7. kuug says:

    they don’t want your private, they are full from eating the sign

  8. Guess Again says:

    SO….me no feed fishies with my eel?

  9. miss nroa says:

    and if you do, watch your bag!

  10. Chach says:

    But if your fishing,that’s a whole different story,just put your worm out there,jerk it around abit,wait,and you’ll see that they’ll be bitting.

  11. Ami says:

    Could someone explain what it is actually meant to say? It would be even funnier if the translation of the Chinese characters were given.

    • boo says:

      Not so much. Just “don’t feed the fish with food you brought yourself.” Somehow “yourself” became “private” and they forgot about the food.

  12. Pretentious White Girl says:

    Makes me think of that new spa thing where fish nibble at your feet….

  13. CJ Tha Kid says:

    at least you can feed the cats with your private…

    just make sure that private stands at attention, though…

    |the kid|

  14. mooing says:

    It ferd by the pnod. vary ferd with private self.

  15. Plum says:

    Be sure only to feed them with your public.

  16. Chris says:

    Please do not go fishing with your rod.

  17. trusts says:

    fish don’t eat human parts, do they?


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