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Engrish picture of a pack of toilet paper labeled glory hole wipers

Engrish Photo By: Bluedragonlotus

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  1. A Mommy's Nous says:

    Heh, heh….four cylinders at one time….party at the glory hole!

  2. jluve82 says:

    What kills me is the “Feel us while soft”!

  3. Stratoty87 says:

    I can’t even look at these while I’m at work. I’m going to get myself in trouble for lol’ing. Engrish is the only thing on the internet that can make me do more than smirk when I see it. OR IS IT?

    • PeppaMama says:

      Oh you guys, you gotta stop, no don’t stop…but if you keep adding these sites, it’s going to “all day take me for finish ICHC visiting and not to laughing please, it scares the co-working people I colleague with”. Bwahahaha, f-ing awesome you are! And no, I don’t care if they’re photoshopped, funny is funny people!

  4. feeler says:

    i feel you

  5. Zeratul says:

    Photoshopped, but funny

  6. DMC says:

    Oh glory! xD

  7. meg says:

    yeah, this is clearly photoshopped, since kwiksave is a british store. and our english is pretty good. :)

    • AmyT says:

      Been to Essex lately??

    • Kit says:

      Even if it’s not photoshopped and it is made by an english speaking country, all it takes is a one idiot to make the awkwardly phrased product, one idiot not to proof it, and that’s it. So this could just be a two idiot piece.

    • Justguessin' says:

      It may be photoshopped, but a lot of stuff is counterfeited in some countries, so they may have stolen the name. Apparently this happens a lot with the Disney characters/logo.

  8. Shadow Link says:

    So it’s probably photoshopped, but it’s good; every line is full of innuendo. ;)

  9. Tony says:

    Another photoshop. Can’t we finds us some real Engrish?

    • Not Me says:

      Yeah, go to the original website at www dot engrish dot com.

    • ISnoodBear says:

      Seriously, faking bad english is easy. It’s actual bad english that’s funny. i wish the site admins would try to filter out the photoshopped pics. it’s killing my enjoyment of what these sites were about.

  10. Angela says:

    Wow, I can’t handle that.

    They aren’t rough, but they’re DOUBLE THICK.. not to mention they intend to put four inside at once.

  11. Guess Again says:

    BWHAHAHAHAHA!!! double thick…hee hee.

  12. Jim says:

    After I got done laughing, I thought to myself “What the hell is this product really supposed to be for?” Then I just laughed some more.

  13. Blaanam says:

    Now that’s a toilet paper I would proudly use. Only the best for MY glory hole! ^^

  14. Zach says:

    Shenanigans!

  15. Tarantulady says:

    Well, on behalf of Engrish.com, I’m a little worried this won’t be up to par.

    I could see a lot of people just ripping stuff off of there and posting it here (sort of like that crappy pyzam website does with ichc stuff)…. But as an ICHC addict, I’m excited about this.

    Zomgz I’m so torn! :o

  16. Shelly says:

    I buy these buy the case, so fuck you.

  17. vicstuh says:

    GLORIOUS HOLE WIPERS?
    I NEED

  18. jinx says:

    This is badly shopped, but the concept is funny. And isn’t a Glory Hole a hole in a rest stop bathroom that dudes… well you know…? I guess those things would be dirty, so maybe there is a market for cleaning products for them.

  19. FuzzyMuffin says:

    I laughed so hard I started to cry and had to rock in my seat to stop!!! XD

  20. Not-Rough — very important if when considering what you use to wipe your glory hole.

  21. MUWHAHAHA says:

    lol!!!!!!!

  22. xC3110x says:

    Glory hole…?
    Feel us while soft…??

    4 cylinders inside at one time?!!

    I think I’m gonna be sick ò_Ó

  23. johnnyjflksdj says:

    glory hole must be treated well!



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