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Simple Theft Prevention Measures

Aug. 19, 2008

Engrish picture of a sign that says when getting off with your lover pay attention to your bag

When you are getting off with your lover, Pay attention to your bag!

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silliewillie

My bag? They won’t steal my bag!

Lefty

Pretty sure they mean “Pay attention to your sack.” There’s a lot of Lorena Bobbitt types out there.

wtf is tat

i don’t think it’s the bag ther should be worrying about………..

 
Dapper Swindler

Lorena went after the frank, not the beans. American Tabloid History Fail!

 
 
 
Tim Hampton

If I’m getting off with my lover I’m probably not going to be paying much attention to my bag…there’s a concept.

Demo

Shouldnt your lover be paying attention to your bag?

Thallia

No your lover should be putting a bag on your head

Noah

my lover bit my bag once

TheLarrikin

Your avatar is perfect for this comment. ;)

Dizy

Your lover is a hag, so just pay attention to your bag let your penos sag because she’s rasing the rd flag.

YourMomHatesYou

First things first, learn to spell before attempting to rhyme.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Gatsby

I think it’s generally a good policy. Whether you’re getting on or off.

 
 
Jane St. Clair

What is with the guy that’s hanging out watching the other two make out. Is this a designated peeping tom zone?

Ninjaman

Bag fetishist. Either that or the “Pay attention Man”

Noah

everyone is getting off on those people getting off…while watching THEIR balls

 
 
Rhinox

He’s waiting to grab that dude in the bag.

 
 
chez

especially if you got off first. they get testy about that.

Crasher

If they get testy, watch your testes… :-P

 
 
Zippy

OOoh i g3t it!!!!1! itz lik bag meens ballsack lik in sexz!!!!!111!!!

 
 
Jane

Is this a subtle hint not to neglect the balls? Dirty!

 
Jake

Is that photoshopped? That looks photoshopped. There’s an unusual graininess around the text, and the font, angle, and whiteness of the text look different from the rest of it.

 
Tony

It does look pretty fake to me. You guys should put real photos up like true Engrishmen.

 
Angela

How did that happen!?
The Chinese part says “(when) In front of the flowers, and under the moon, please please watch your personal bag.”

More like, “When deflowering and taking (your partner to) the moon..”

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Dizy

It is insinuating that When you are WALKING and enjoying the view, p;ease keep watch of your personal belongings.

 
koko

花前月下 (‘in front of the flowers and under the moon’) is an idiom that refers to romantic settings, ideal for getting off (in the British sense) with a lover. It’s just a bit more subtle and poetic in the Chinese version than in the English version. No Engrish, though.

 
 
Robin Hood

You know that’s actually perfect English. In England ‘to get off with’ means to ‘make out with’. So actually it’s perfect British English.

canopener

perfect british english means talking with a mouthful of bag.

 
 
pearl girl

It clearly means when you’re making out, make sure you hold on to your purse. That man standing in front of them, clearly has something in his hand, and it’s probably the lady’s purse.

nai

Or mabye he has something ELSE in his hand ;D

 
 
Anon

this picture fails. the chinese words mean exactly the same as the translation. it says when making out beware of people stealing your belongings.

 
honeylicious13

thank goodness for this sign. I cannot tell you how many bag’s I’ve lost during orgasm.

 
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