Comments on: Simple Theft Prevention Measures http://engrishfunny.com/2008/08/19/engrish-simple-theft-prevention-measures/ Engrish is NOW! :) Sat, 21 Nov 2009 06:25:15 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: trusts http://engrishfunny.com/2008/08/19/engrish-simple-theft-prevention-measures/comment-page-1/#comment-63599 trusts Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:59:37 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=11#comment-63599 dictionary please! rude! dictionary please! rude!

]]> By: Construct 8 http://engrishfunny.com/2008/08/19/engrish-simple-theft-prevention-measures/comment-page-1/#comment-24688 Construct 8 Sat, 21 Mar 2009 19:41:08 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=11#comment-24688 Don't you think you should pay attention to your lover while getting orgasm? I know I do. Don’t you think you should pay attention to your lover while getting orgasm? I know I do.

]]> By: Amber http://engrishfunny.com/2008/08/19/engrish-simple-theft-prevention-measures/comment-page-1/#comment-22336 Amber Sun, 01 Mar 2009 22:54:30 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=11#comment-22336 *gets on* *gets on*

]]> By: duskiboy http://engrishfunny.com/2008/08/19/engrish-simple-theft-prevention-measures/comment-page-1/#comment-15327 duskiboy Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:33:10 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=11#comment-15327 in soviet russia, off gets your lover in soviet russia, off gets your lover

]]> By: jboyk http://engrishfunny.com/2008/08/19/engrish-simple-theft-prevention-measures/comment-page-1/#comment-14160 jboyk Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:31:05 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=11#comment-14160 hahahahah hahahahah

]]> By: honeylicious13 http://engrishfunny.com/2008/08/19/engrish-simple-theft-prevention-measures/comment-page-1/#comment-3145 honeylicious13 Mon, 15 Sep 2008 03:41:10 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=11#comment-3145 thank goodness for this sign. I cannot tell you how many bag's I've lost during orgasm. thank goodness for this sign. I cannot tell you how many bag’s I’ve lost during orgasm.

]]> By: koko http://engrishfunny.com/2008/08/19/engrish-simple-theft-prevention-measures/comment-page-1/#comment-1647 koko Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:34:04 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=11#comment-1647 花前月下 (‘in front of the flowers and under the moon’) is an idiom that refers to romantic settings, ideal for getting off (in the British sense) with a lover. It’s just a bit more subtle and poetic in the Chinese version than in the English version. No Engrish, though. 花前月下 (‘in front of the flowers and under the moon’) is an idiom that refers to romantic settings, ideal for getting off (in the British sense) with a lover. It’s just a bit more subtle and poetic in the Chinese version than in the English version. No Engrish, though.

]]> By: Anon http://engrishfunny.com/2008/08/19/engrish-simple-theft-prevention-measures/comment-page-1/#comment-1025 Anon Tue, 26 Aug 2008 13:00:28 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=11#comment-1025 this picture fails. the chinese words mean exactly the same as the translation. it says when making out beware of people stealing your belongings. this picture fails. the chinese words mean exactly the same as the translation. it says when making out beware of people stealing your belongings.

]]> By: nai http://engrishfunny.com/2008/08/19/engrish-simple-theft-prevention-measures/comment-page-1/#comment-989 nai Tue, 26 Aug 2008 01:54:38 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=11#comment-989 Or mabye he has something ELSE in his hand ;D Or mabye he has something ELSE in his hand ;D

]]> By: YourMomHatesYou http://engrishfunny.com/2008/08/19/engrish-simple-theft-prevention-measures/comment-page-1/#comment-895 YourMomHatesYou Mon, 25 Aug 2008 05:02:06 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=11#comment-895 First things first, learn to spell before attempting to rhyme. First things first, learn to spell before attempting to rhyme.

]]> By: Dizy http://engrishfunny.com/2008/08/19/engrish-simple-theft-prevention-measures/comment-page-1/#comment-412 Dizy Thu, 21 Aug 2008 07:03:30 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=11#comment-412 It is insinuating that When you are WALKING and enjoying the view, p;ease keep watch of your personal belongings. It is insinuating that When you are WALKING and enjoying the view, p;ease keep watch of your personal belongings.

]]> By: Dizy http://engrishfunny.com/2008/08/19/engrish-simple-theft-prevention-measures/comment-page-1/#comment-409 Dizy Thu, 21 Aug 2008 06:52:00 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=11#comment-409 Your lover is a hag, so just pay attention to your bag let your penos sag because she's rasing the rd flag. Your lover is a hag, so just pay attention to your bag let your penos sag because she’s rasing the rd flag.

]]> By: TheLarrikin http://engrishfunny.com/2008/08/19/engrish-simple-theft-prevention-measures/comment-page-1/#comment-362 TheLarrikin Wed, 20 Aug 2008 19:46:16 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=11#comment-362 Your avatar is perfect for this comment. ;) Your avatar is perfect for this comment. ;)

]]> By: canopener http://engrishfunny.com/2008/08/19/engrish-simple-theft-prevention-measures/comment-page-1/#comment-289 canopener Wed, 20 Aug 2008 15:00:05 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=11#comment-289 perfect british english means talking with a mouthful of bag. perfect british english means talking with a mouthful of bag.

]]> By: Rhinox http://engrishfunny.com/2008/08/19/engrish-simple-theft-prevention-measures/comment-page-1/#comment-282 Rhinox Wed, 20 Aug 2008 14:14:36 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=11#comment-282 He's waiting to grab that dude in the bag. He’s waiting to grab that dude in the bag.

]]> By: fepic ail http://engrishfunny.com/2008/08/19/engrish-simple-theft-prevention-measures/comment-page-1/#comment-278 fepic ail Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:59:35 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=11#comment-278 *gets off* *gets off*

]]> By: pearl girl http://engrishfunny.com/2008/08/19/engrish-simple-theft-prevention-measures/comment-page-1/#comment-260 pearl girl Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:17:34 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=11#comment-260 It clearly means when you're making out, make sure you hold on to your purse. That man standing in front of them, clearly has something in his hand, and it's probably the lady's purse. It clearly means when you’re making out, make sure you hold on to your purse. That man standing in front of them, clearly has something in his hand, and it’s probably the lady’s purse.

]]> By: Robin Hood http://engrishfunny.com/2008/08/19/engrish-simple-theft-prevention-measures/comment-page-1/#comment-242 Robin Hood Wed, 20 Aug 2008 09:45:42 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=11#comment-242 You know that's actually perfect English. In England 'to get off with' means to 'make out with'. So actually it's perfect British English. You know that’s actually perfect English. In England ‘to get off with’ means to ‘make out with’. So actually it’s perfect British English.

]]> By: Crasher http://engrishfunny.com/2008/08/19/engrish-simple-theft-prevention-measures/comment-page-1/#comment-240 Crasher Wed, 20 Aug 2008 09:13:54 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=11#comment-240 If they get testy, watch your testes... :-P If they get testy, watch your testes… :-P

]]> By: Angela http://engrishfunny.com/2008/08/19/engrish-simple-theft-prevention-measures/comment-page-1/#comment-218 Angela Wed, 20 Aug 2008 06:47:47 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=11#comment-218 How did that happen!? The Chinese part says "(when) In front of the flowers, and under the moon, please please watch your personal bag." More like, "When deflowering and taking (your partner to) the moon.." Inject Comment? 0.o Ejaculate comment. How did that happen!?
The Chinese part says “(when) In front of the flowers, and under the moon, please please watch your personal bag.”

More like, “When deflowering and taking (your partner to) the moon..”

Inject Comment? 0.o Ejaculate comment.

]]> By: Dapper Swindler http://engrishfunny.com/2008/08/19/engrish-simple-theft-prevention-measures/comment-page-1/#comment-214 Dapper Swindler Wed, 20 Aug 2008 05:44:03 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=11#comment-214 Lorena went after the frank, not the beans. American Tabloid History Fail! Lorena went after the frank, not the beans. American Tabloid History Fail!

]]> By: Tony http://engrishfunny.com/2008/08/19/engrish-simple-theft-prevention-measures/comment-page-1/#comment-199 Tony Wed, 20 Aug 2008 03:53:08 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=11#comment-199 It does look pretty fake to me. You guys should put real photos up like true Engrishmen. It does look pretty fake to me. You guys should put real photos up like true Engrishmen.

]]> By: Jake http://engrishfunny.com/2008/08/19/engrish-simple-theft-prevention-measures/comment-page-1/#comment-196 Jake Wed, 20 Aug 2008 03:43:28 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=11#comment-196 Is that photoshopped? That looks photoshopped. There's an unusual graininess around the text, and the font, angle, and whiteness of the text look different from the rest of it. Is that photoshopped? That looks photoshopped. There’s an unusual graininess around the text, and the font, angle, and whiteness of the text look different from the rest of it.

]]> By: Noah http://engrishfunny.com/2008/08/19/engrish-simple-theft-prevention-measures/comment-page-1/#comment-194 Noah Wed, 20 Aug 2008 03:20:45 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=11#comment-194 everyone is getting off on those people getting off...while watching THEIR balls everyone is getting off on those people getting off…while watching THEIR balls

]]> By: Noah http://engrishfunny.com/2008/08/19/engrish-simple-theft-prevention-measures/comment-page-1/#comment-193 Noah Wed, 20 Aug 2008 03:18:45 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=11#comment-193 no way!!! no way!!!

]]> By: Noah http://engrishfunny.com/2008/08/19/engrish-simple-theft-prevention-measures/comment-page-1/#comment-192 Noah Wed, 20 Aug 2008 03:17:48 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=11#comment-192 im getting off on you getting off im getting off on you getting off

]]> By: Noah http://engrishfunny.com/2008/08/19/engrish-simple-theft-prevention-measures/comment-page-1/#comment-191 Noah Wed, 20 Aug 2008 03:15:54 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=11#comment-191 my lover bit my bag once my lover bit my bag once

]]> By: Jane http://engrishfunny.com/2008/08/19/engrish-simple-theft-prevention-measures/comment-page-1/#comment-184 Jane Wed, 20 Aug 2008 02:52:57 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=11#comment-184 Is this a subtle hint not to neglect the balls? Dirty! Is this a subtle hint not to neglect the balls? Dirty!

]]> By: Zippy http://engrishfunny.com/2008/08/19/engrish-simple-theft-prevention-measures/comment-page-1/#comment-177 Zippy Wed, 20 Aug 2008 02:04:46 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=11#comment-177 OOoh i g3t it!!!!1! itz lik bag meens ballsack lik in sexz!!!!!111!!! OOoh i g3t it!!!!1! itz lik bag meens ballsack lik in sexz!!!!!111!!!

]]> By: Mowwy http://engrishfunny.com/2008/08/19/engrish-simple-theft-prevention-measures/comment-page-1/#comment-174 Mowwy Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:44:20 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=11#comment-174 Im getting off Im getting off

]]> By: chez http://engrishfunny.com/2008/08/19/engrish-simple-theft-prevention-measures/comment-page-1/#comment-148 chez Tue, 19 Aug 2008 23:56:28 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=11#comment-148 especially if you got off first. they get testy about that. especially if you got off first. they get testy about that.

]]> By: Ninjaman http://engrishfunny.com/2008/08/19/engrish-simple-theft-prevention-measures/comment-page-1/#comment-146 Ninjaman Tue, 19 Aug 2008 23:48:47 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=11#comment-146 Bag fetishist. Either that or the "Pay attention Man" Bag fetishist. Either that or the “Pay attention Man”

]]> By: Jane St. Clair http://engrishfunny.com/2008/08/19/engrish-simple-theft-prevention-measures/comment-page-1/#comment-139 Jane St. Clair Tue, 19 Aug 2008 23:04:31 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=11#comment-139 What is with the guy that's hanging out watching the other two make out. Is this a designated peeping tom zone? What is with the guy that’s hanging out watching the other two make out. Is this a designated peeping tom zone?

]]> By: Gatsby http://engrishfunny.com/2008/08/19/engrish-simple-theft-prevention-measures/comment-page-1/#comment-118 Gatsby Tue, 19 Aug 2008 22:05:14 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=11#comment-118 I think it's generally a good policy. Whether you're getting on or off. I think it’s generally a good policy. Whether you’re getting on or off.

]]> By: Thallia http://engrishfunny.com/2008/08/19/engrish-simple-theft-prevention-measures/comment-page-1/#comment-98 Thallia Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:01:37 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=11#comment-98 No your lover should be putting a bag on your head No your lover should be putting a bag on your head

]]> By: wtf is tat http://engrishfunny.com/2008/08/19/engrish-simple-theft-prevention-measures/comment-page-1/#comment-86 wtf is tat Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:30:29 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=11#comment-86 i don't think it's the bag ther should be worrying about........... i don’t think it’s the bag ther should be worrying about………..

]]> By: Demo http://engrishfunny.com/2008/08/19/engrish-simple-theft-prevention-measures/comment-page-1/#comment-82 Demo Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:11:33 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=11#comment-82 Shouldnt your lover be paying attention to your bag? Shouldnt your lover be paying attention to your bag?

]]> By: Tim Hampton http://engrishfunny.com/2008/08/19/engrish-simple-theft-prevention-measures/comment-page-1/#comment-77 Tim Hampton Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:00:59 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=11#comment-77 If I'm getting off with my lover I'm probably not going to be paying much attention to my bag...there's a concept. If I’m getting off with my lover I’m probably not going to be paying much attention to my bag…there’s a concept.

]]> By: Lefty http://engrishfunny.com/2008/08/19/engrish-simple-theft-prevention-measures/comment-page-1/#comment-59 Lefty Tue, 19 Aug 2008 19:11:48 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=11#comment-59 Pretty sure they mean "Pay attention to your sack." There's a lot of Lorena Bobbitt types out there. Pretty sure they mean “Pay attention to your sack.” There’s a lot of Lorena Bobbitt types out there.

]]> By: silliewillie http://engrishfunny.com/2008/08/19/engrish-simple-theft-prevention-measures/comment-page-1/#comment-58 silliewillie Tue, 19 Aug 2008 19:09:42 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=11#comment-58 My bag? They won't steal my bag! My bag? They won’t steal my bag!

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