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Dog Cafe


Engrish picture of a sign that says dog cafe

DOG CAFE
You can enjoy yourself over snack with the pet dog.

PLACE THAT TOUCHES DOGS
You can touch a lot of dogs, and play.

PET SHOP
You can buy lovely puppies.

Engrish Photo By: acjeppo

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  1. ForTheLolz says:

    I’m a little scared of the “place that touches dogs.”

  2. Zarroc says:

    Touching dogs? *fapfapfap*

  3. IvanTheMildlyAnnoying says:

    In Soviet Russia, dog touches you!

  4. Jim says:

    Finally! A place where I can touch a lot of dogs AND play!!! *masturbates*

  5. retarded.pants says:

    Buy Puppies… where in the back of their white vans? D:

    Or are we talking of different puppies?

  6. Zab says:

    Is that the Sexual Harassment Panda there next to the dog molesting area?

    “Remember Kids, it’s okay to touch the dogs, just make sure they don’t touch you!”

  7. Gatsby says:

    Well that’s better than at the goat farm…they had a place that touches kids.

  8. glenda90621 says:

    I don’t know why this one is so funny . . . but it is.

  9. random comment says:

    Well, as long as they don’t have Wii’s around there…

  10. Beany says:

    i like the strange panda thing that seems to be offened

  11. H.D. says:

    Heterodog approves.

  12. someone says:

    But mom! I just did what it says on the sign!

  13. Danielle says:

    ahahaha verr nice

  14. OMFGLOLROFLMAOMAN says:

    wtf? a place that touches dogs? like the walls hug’em and the floor tickles their feet? LOL XD

  15. Wriss says:

    Thank goodness it didn’t say “Enjoy yourself over snack of pet dog.”

    Actually, that would have been more funny.

  16. Eevee says:

    Hm.
    Well I would like to go to the dog cafe,].
    But dog touching?

  17. Construct 8 says:

    I like that they say a lot of dogs.

  18. kitty says:

    is there a limit on dogs i can touch? is it free?

  19. sonic says:

    kids, theres nothing more cool then being hugged by someone you like, but if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, thats NO GOOD

  20. ld says:

    looks fake

  21. trusts says:

    yup, this one is foul…

  22. paws4thot says:

    “Pet shop – you can buy lovely puppies” – Don’t those places usually get called plastic surgeons?

  23. qwerty says:

    WTF that got to do with anything?

  24. PokedrawerZ says:

    12 words of pure truth.


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