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Dog Cafe

Aug. 20, 2008

Engrish picture of a sign that says dog cafe

DOG CAFE
You can enjoy yourself over snack with the pet dog.

PLACE THAT TOUCHES DOGS
You can touch a lot of dogs, and play.

PET SHOP
You can buy lovely puppies.

Engrish Photo By: acjeppo

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Glory! 40 Comment »

ForTheLolz

I’m a little scared of the “place that touches dogs.”

 
Zarroc

Touching dogs? *fapfapfap*

 
IvanTheMildlyAnnoying

In Soviet Russia, dog touches you!

PokedrawerZ

Oh no, an irritating fad!

KILL!

I jest, however, it is really annoying when people say stuff like that.

Gatsby

Keep in mind that you’re posting this on a website from the same people that bring you LOLcats.

PokedrawerZ

Good point. Still, I dislike these fads.

Gatsby

In Soviet Russia, fads dislike you.

 
babycj

Burrrnnnnnn!!! HAHAHHA!

 
 
 
 
CaptainObvious

Hence his name being IvanTheMildlyAnnoying. 8]

 
 
 
Jim

Finally! A place where I can touch a lot of dogs AND play!!! *masturbates*

onceajinx

Wouldn’t you rather touch puppies? I got a pair right here under my bra!

onceajinx

Not often… They’re well-fed ;-)

 
 
Gatsby

Do you like boa constricters?

 
 
 
retarded.pants

Buy Puppies… where in the back of their white vans? D:

Or are we talking of different puppies?

 
Zab

Is that the Sexual Harassment Panda there next to the dog molesting area?

“Remember Kids, it’s okay to touch the dogs, just make sure they don’t touch you!”

 
Gatsby

Well that’s better than at the goat farm…they had a place that touches kids.

 
 
 
 
 
glenda90621

I don’t know why this one is so funny . . . but it is.

 
random comment

Well, as long as they don’t have Wii’s around there…

 
Something evil

Did you HAVE to bring up that video!?!

 
 
 
Beany

i like the strange panda thing that seems to be offened

 
 
 
 
someone

But mom! I just did what it says on the sign!

 
 
OMFGLOLROFLMAOMAN

wtf? a place that touches dogs? like the walls hug’em and the floor tickles their feet? LOL XD

 
Wriss

Thank goodness it didn’t say “Enjoy yourself over snack of pet dog.”

Actually, that would have been more funny.

 
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