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Engrish picture of a sign that says stimulation and pleasure you have never experienced before

This adventure is beginning, everyone! On this trip you’ll be given the stimulation and pleasure you have never experienced before. So please enjoy yourselves.

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  1. random comment says:

    Who said there are any English mistakes here?

  2. egohavoc says:

    Huh?

  3. edancoll says:

    Meh… not such a good one.

  4. pavlov says:

    I need one ticket, please.

  5. Pat says:

    Wait, Why what? WHY WHAT? I’LL ENJOY MYSELF ONCE YOU FINISH THE DAMN SENTENCE!

  6. DuckDong says:

    Was this taken near the Soapy Suds enterance?

  7. Anonymous says:

    Whoa, seems that Asians like dolphins in a special way…

  8. Gatsby says:

    as a matter of fact i HAVE never experienced a whale, or dolphin before…

  9. Cripes says:

    And dolphins being all the more appropriate because they have sex for stimulation and pleasure…

    …but what’s with the guy there?!

  10. ForTheLolz says:

    Ummm, it says “stimulation and pleasure you have never experienced before.” I hope they go easy on me!

  11. Lani020 says:

    It’s the dolphin’s flipper, besides it would be going the wrong way if it was a peen.
    Not a very good lol.

  12. Richard says:

    Also, there’s another sentence that’s missing from the quote – starting “Wh[y]” after the word “before.” Who knows what that said! Not that it would probably make a difference, but still…

  13. Katie says:

    amazing what happens when things have two meanings

  14. lolaura says:

    dewd! thats gonna hurt in the mornin!

  15. lolaura says:

    dewd! thats gonna hurt in the mornin!!!

  16. matty says:

    - oh no! willy didn’t make it! and he crushed our boy!
    - ugh, what a mess.

    - awww… i don’t like this new director’s cut!

    • alice says:

      That’s from the simpsons, isn’t it (classic simpsons, I might add. Not the new crap they churn out)? I admire your taste and you knowledge of quotes. :D

  17. Wriss says:

    Stimulation and pleasure that you haven’t experienced before… Is this a sign advertising illegal drugs? (or something else? *wink wink*)

  18. I agree with a previous comment regarding the prehensility of dolphin peni (plural form).
    However, they may need to be warned about the potential for poking one’s eye out when giving direction and getting distracted.

  19. roflbotz says:

    and that iz y i can never return to seaworld

  20. trusts says:

    whatever could all of this mean?


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