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“Mid Crotch”?! What was it supposed to be?
“mind crotch” was probably supposed to be “mind head”. unfortunately they looked up “head” in urbandictionary.com
my guess
Mind Crotch?
1. Apparatus for Mind Rape
2. Substitute for the brain found in “Dickheads.”
I’m thinking it was supposed to be “Head Crush”.
might be “mind head, Croutch” ??? Serious spelling fail?
Probably “Mind Crouch” (Sorry, no T in crouch:) ) When I was in Japan a few years ago, I was surprised at a lot of these types of things warning tall people to “Duck!”
Of course, they also had stick-figure illustrated directions in the western-style toilets for sitting-on-the-toilet challenged folk. They also had similar directions in the eastern-style toilets for crouch-to-pee challenged types. Pretty damned hilarious!
No wonder China is so polluted. They all have dirty minds 9.9
::hides from oncoming smack upside the head::
No, that would be Japan.
I think they might hit you in the crotch, watch for that.
Glory hole?
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Kinda reminds me of the walkways at the airport in Holland… “Mind your step!” Would be funny to hear a recording saying “Mind your crotch”.. hehehe
No need for a recording when every guy does exactly that at least twice a day
Depends on the guy…
My guess is they we trying to tell you to crouch… mind head, crouch, and whatnot…
Ahhh!!! That makes sense. Thanks. I shall mind my crotch now.
Do not mess with the master of the Mind Crotch.
“Mind Crotch” = “thinking with the little head”
Mind Crotch?
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This sign is blowing my mind. o.O I can’t even comprehend it let alone what it could mean.
In England, it’s “mind the gap” (=watch out for the gap between subway train and platform). Perhaps “Mind Crotch” is an injunction to watch out for the junction of two tree limbs, walls, etc, overhead??
NOPE!
It’s for when to you have the crotch on the mind.
I can read the chinese words but have really no idea as how it got translated into “Mind Crotch”…. weird but funny but weird
It’s all in the mind…ALL of it.