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Engrish picture of an advertisement for Fresh Crap

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  1. Gatsby says:

    1st! FRESH CRAP!

  2. SEcond says:

    Second, I am second!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. SEcond says:

    I still can’t believe that I had a chance to be second. But now I am third.

  4. SEcond says:

    fourth

  5. johnnycomelately says:

    Because stale crap is just gross.

  6. SEcond says:

    fifth

  7. Hpottergirl4 says:

    This is probably just another Japanese mistranslation.
    I think they meant “fresh crab”
    wow… this kind of stuff happens waaaaaay too often

  8. Hpottergirl4 says:

    or wait… is that chinese?

  9. Stef says:

    It looks like “Fresh Carp”, so they used the right letters in the wrong order.

  10. Hpottergirl4 says:

    what is carp anyway?

  11. felix says:

    “Crap” is also the Romanian word for Carp. I used to always see signs at the market that said “Crap – $$$/kg.”

  12. SKW says:

    There’s actually a fish called crappie. This is probably correct.

    • Curia says:

      Nope… Crappie is a North American fish. I can’t imagine they export crappie from N. America to Asia! It probably really was meant to be carp. Some peopel eat carp… eww, anyway.

  13. Karmillina says:

    crap? yes please

  14. CHUCK NORRIS says:

    icanhazfreshcrap?

  15. Joe says:

    mmm….i can’t wait to have crap for dinner…

  16. DMC says:

    Hey, at least it’s fresh.

  17. i_am_#1 says:

    How would YOU like your crap, dear?
    Medium well, please

  18. Uhhh… Guys. You do know that “Craps”are types of fish…Right?

    But it still is KINDA funny!

  19. punkin says:

    who knew that crap, however fresh, was so expensive?!

  20. pip says:

    It doesn’t matter how fresh it is, if it’s still crap!

  21. james8170 says:

    $8.99?????…..i can make my own fresh crap for free!

  22. Pachabel says:

    Alternate title: ‘How people who are full of it pay their bills.’

  23. Whatthe-?! says:

    Am I the only one who has noticed the LOTR reference in the title. Go Smeagol!
    *begins to hum Smeagol’s fishing song.*

  24. Stephieee says:

    mmm… sounds dericios!

  25. sbd says:

    Oh, character transposition, my old friend! You’re as reliable as a baseball to the scrotum on AFV…

  26. Luddite says:

    Crap. It’s what’s for dinner

  27. Joshy. says:

    Holy Crap! I’ve been looking for this everywhere!
    I mean I’ve seen some crap in my life. But that looks fresher than ever.
    Wait, I don’t see any crap.
    Must be out of stock.

  28. Twith? says:

    You see kids you may have your gold fish, but Fresh Crap is the best fish you can find, they are a great delicacy.

  29. ? says:

    man…think of all the money I have been flushing down the drain

  30. JJ says:

    methinks.. c a r p; not derishus, bottom feeders. WAIT, bottom feeders, fresh crap. sounds messy..

  31. Paul says:

    That’s expensive crap.

  32. CJ Tha Kid says:

    i actually lol’d first at the tag…that was one of my favorite lines in the whole lord of the rings trilogy…

    |the kid|

  33. platypus says:

    durrr… that doesn’t even look like carp to me. and if you think it’s a crab, your eyes fail. please dig’em out.

  34. platypus says:

    my avatar looks constipated…. -_-lll

  35. kopaka says:

    I’ll take three!

  36. ihaz2cutegoggies says:

    that’s some expensive crap

  37. ploxntye says:

    The title is a Lord of the Rings allusion… That gives special happy inside to me.

  38. Person1223 says:

    I SAW THIS!!! i go to school in boston and i totally saw this sign 3 years ago!!! hahahahhaaha awesome!!


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