Take Aim And Fire From Back
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What the? I’m trying to figure out what this is in any language and I suddenly don’t want too…
(first)
‘want *to*’, not too. No one gives a crap that you’re first.
jeez he just made a frickin typo
don’t be a jerk on the internet
Win
It’s easier to be an ass to text than to speech.
But it’s easier to be an ass to speech than to mouth.
hey, sometimes in the heat of passion, it’s ok to go ass to mouth
win
If you can’t be a jerk on the internet, where can you be a jerk?
I suck, nevermind
yes, of course you do
wow, you must that guy’s top customer.
u can be a jerk at ur moms house
Looks like a surprise fisting… Hate when those sneak up on you.
surprise buttsecks.
’shopped!!!
Not Engrish. Not a fail. Exactly what it looks like.
It’s a KANCHOU. Look it up.
WOW
Shocking
http://www.takipedia.org/wiki/Kanchou_attack
That does it, I will never ever teach English in Japan.
you had me at “mild form of ritualistic sexual battery used by Japanese children”
i lived in japan for a year… this is like tag to these kids
wowzer
You can’t be serious….
I think I just threw up a little…
Hey, on an episode of a japanese cartoon called naruto, 1,000 years of death a move the instructor used to punish his student for being annoying. I didn’t know people used it in real life though. I use it on the throat if people are being jerks, but this is an actual ritual. ERK, another reason I’m glad I’m an American.
Shocking!
takipedia.org/wiki/Kanchou_attack
Oh. My. God. That is not right.
That it isn’t.
Why would you do a thing like that?
Ah yes.. the dreaded Kancho
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kancho
WTF would someone want to put their fingers up another person’s ass as a prank??? Why not get one of them corn toys.. hehehe
Gee, they must wear thin clothing in Japan if anyone can achieve what that article says. And how about saying ‘hey! I’m over here!’ to get attention? Or even pinching? What kind of mind goes straight to kancho to get attention?
I don’t think I’m EVER going to japan now….
so…. are you supposed to fart on them to stop them from doing it? is that what “take aim and fire from back” is supposed to mean?
funniest ESL teaching moment:
yoshi: hey teacher, how i call when i (vigorous hand motions) up the ass
me: uh, with your fingers you mean?
yoshi: yeah, up the ass (more hand motions)
me: um, i don’t think we have this technique in Australia
yoshi: oh really (genuine surprise), in Japan very popular!
I don’t care if it DOES have a name… It definitely belongs on this site.
Interesting description of the way the hands are held. It’s exactly the same as the “Gig ‘Em Aggies!” motion made at Texas A&M University football games (only seniors and graduates are allowed to do this - others do a thumbs up motion), accompanied by a resounding “WOOOP!”
“Organized, sustained kanchou attacks consisting of dozens of sorties may last hours, days, or even weeks.”
0.o
I think the guy on the right needs a cornbrator.
Dear god. I am never ever going to Japan.
Am I the only one who is wondering about the ‘wolf pack’ approach? If they are aiming for the ass, how the h*ll do you get poked in the eye?
So scary, but so funny!
I second the “not going to japan” motion…
why did i mention motions….
WHY?!
Oh god, I just remembered. My friend once did this by accident. He ran down the hall to the bathroom screaming and the other guy just stood there shocked. The rest of us were on the floor, laughing our @sses off.
How can you do that by accident?
I have no idea, but the reactions show the obviousness of the accident. And the fact that they still refuse to talk about it. . . :p
The latest sexual horrors, straight outta Japan. People, if we care to recall that this is the birth place of futanari and tentacle rape, everything starts making perfect sense.
Just because they have a name for it doesn’t mean it’s a constantly occurring thing. Read definition #5 on this link: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/goose
Somewhere there’s probably a shirt to commemorate that action. Or better yet, “The Shocker” shirts are all over the place now.
This is still funny, don’t get me wrong. But to think Japan is such a vile and crazy place is to not even be aware of our own surroundings.
Just because they have a name for it doesn’t mean it’s a constantly occurring thing. Read definition #5 on the dictionary.com definition of “goose.” Somewhere there’s probably a shirt to commemorate that action. Or better yet, “The Shocker” shirts are all over the place now.
This is still funny, don’t get me wrong. But to think Japan is such a vile and crazy place is to not even be aware of our own surroundings.
Goosing isn’t a widespread phenomenon (read the other comments as well), and the Shocker doesn’t go up your ass and starts performing summersaults in your colon. Besides, one can not truly be aware of how fucked up a people is unless they have spent a fair ammount of time among them.
And use the bloody “Connect Rebuttle Here” link!
In Japan, rape is like saying, “Hello!”
That one scene during Naruto’s training with Kakashi just got a whole lot funnier…
1,000 years of death!!!!
YOU ALL R RETARDS!!!!!!! its just a freaking joke!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, I bet you and your friends get a lot of laughs when you gather together for a round of reciprocal anal fisting…
How am I mentally ill if I am 1) amused by something and 2) still freaked out by it. And I must add, how old are you, really? 10, 11? Freshmen in High school behave better than you. And please, this may be an ‘Engrish’ site, but it doesn’t mean to butcher English more than necessary.
I love the reactions of disbelief from people who hear about the dreaded kancho for the first time. While there are many myths and exaggerated stereotypes about Japan the kancho is not one of them. Amongest elementary and junior high school kids the kancho is very common.
Attention getter…WIN!
I taught in elementary schools in Japan for two years and never got kancho’d, thank goodness. My friends did, though!
I love this series of stickers, RadicalSign. I have a few myself. There’s even one right here on my laptop. They’re hilarious!
Naruto 1,000 years of pain comes to mind when i see this….
Yeah, they watch Naruto. He’s obviously performing “1,000 Years of Death” like Kakashi did to Naruto. Which should be considered sexual harrassment to a minor…
it looks like the guy leg IS the other guys arm*slaps self with fish*
Saw the result of a Japanese kid doing this to a Brit in the UK (Japanese tourists - for those who like some context).
Japanese kid ended up with multiple broken fingers and other bruises, the dad unconscious, the mother punched and kicked repeatedly, several other members of the tour group assaulted and the tour guide thrown in the river.
No police action taken.
Or, to put it another way, when cultures collide…. OUCH
What… The…….. erm… He may have constipation, but shoving your hand up his *** to pull it out won’t help. That’s just careless.