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Remain clam. I am a licensed Asian-American who has spend 14-years lived all over Asia. Please. Just enjoy.

Please, flash the squid instead.
butt the octopus asked me to show him dem titties
Understand not
Camera flash, it spooks the 8 legged freaks
Then there’s the OTHER kind of flash as well…
The one that involves shirts being lifted and all?
Yes. That’s another meaning for “flash.” The syntax unintentionally implies that you’re lifting your shirt, not using a camera flash.
can I moon them?
Why are there all these constant throwbacks to tentacle rape?! A remake of “The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife”, anyone?
Well, as the sign does not mention anything about mooning said octopus, I would then assume it would be acceptable.
I flashed the octopus. Both of us were popping tent-acles
Or get a tan.
but what is the octopus?
I think this is the only sign on this sight that actually makes sense, is still funny, and doesn’t make you say wtf.
Yeah, they could have just said ‘No flash photography’, but apparently the octopus is sensitive about not being mentioned.
Witty headline FAIL.
Flashing the octopus only encourages tentacle rape. Please be safe ladies!
Sad thing is that this is in America… it’s at an aquarium I go to. ^^;;
Monterey Bay Aquarium!
Yep, this is at the Monterey Bay Aquarium.
I freaking love the Monterey Bay Aquarium. Brings back all my warm and fuzzy childhood memories.
I’m pretty sure it’s intentional, too. <3 that sign, it’s my favorite part of the aquarium.
wow, thats sad…
This is from Monterey Bay Aquarium, I think. The octopus is sensitive to light. Humor = Weak
That’s at the Monterey Aquarium! In California! Its English, just ridiculous
I was just there. I thought about pointing this out to my parents, but I didn’t think they would appreciate it.
Actually, while not being Engrish, it is a fairly cute double-entendre by the staff. Kudos to the MBA mollusk tenders for showing they’re not as stodgy as most lay-tards believe scientists really are!
haha..I’ve been there! awesome! you can never find the little guy…always hiding away in the dark corner…probably doesn’t like people staring at him and (hopefully not often) knocking on the glass!
Hopefully they’re not knocking on the glass with their knockers.
Maybe he’s always hiding because he doesn’t like to be flashed.
Hey i took this same picture at the monteray bay aquarium and I sent it to fail blog but they didn’t accept it.
OMG. No way. I knew it would be o here, I guess. I’ve actually seen that sign. I always crack up over it.
that sign is in the monterey bay aquarium they have it for a lot of animals