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Holy sh*t, we just found out the answer to everything
No, we found out the Ultimate answer to life, the universe
AND everything.
but what was the question?
How many roads must a man walk down? No, not that one.
Hate to give it away but it’s really:
What’s six times seven?
6*7=hmmm…
lets see, 6*1=6, sooooo…..
6*7=6666666
I think I know what floor I want to go to now…
Corporate business model WIN!
Wow…
Looks tasty…
I know plenty of people who must work on that floor…everything they do is half-assed.
i was just thinking the same ½assthing
Reminds me of “Being John Malkovich.” Maybe it’s aliens!
I was just thinking the same. I wonder how bad quarter-assed would be?
I think that is where the contractors are located.
I think that’s a phone.
ôo where in the hell you seen a phone with 1/2 and 1/4??
but it seems to be a mystery…i mean…what that thing on the picture is
I can’t say I’ve been to many building that number their floors that way either.
too*
buildings*
I’m guessing it’s a switchboard phone, like the ones receptionists have.
Nothing as unsightly as half an ass. lol
It gets a 1 because it contains the child-in-a-panda-costume pointing.
Ditto.
Yeah, no kidding. It’s like… you don’t have to point out what’s funny in this picture, you assholes, I’m sure we can find it ourselves. Give us SOME goddamn credit.
“…you ASSholes…”
I’m sorry, it made me giggle.
They’re only ½ assholes.
Every time the Panda appears the pic gets a 1.
Until he’s gone!
Everybody with me?
No.
Yes. Dry the panda!
So is that panda symbol Pedo-panda, the Chinese cousin to Pedo-bear? :3
Its the sexual harrassment… Panda! (sexual harrassment makes me a saaad panda!)
I don’t want to ask Mr. Hat! (Kyle)
I’m the Don’t-do-things-that-could-harm-your-inner-ear Badger!
…
Bye!
What’s this? Why is the picture here? I can’t see any engrish in this, I can’t see anything wrong with this. It looks perfectly normal to me – oh, what’s that, Mr. Pointing Panda?… Oh, I can see the funny part of the picture now!
Yay! Thanks, Pandaman, I’m finally able to see the humour in these pictures!! Woohoo!
Okay, on some pictures with small / a lot of text, MAYBE have the panda to point it out so we don’t have to read dozens and dozens of lines, but do we really need him on pictures like this?
Meh, I guess there’s not a lot we can do, I’m not up for the vote-1 crusade that seems to be brewing.
I will be more than willing to stop giving 1-votes to these on two conditions:
1) Redesign the thing to not look like a 5-year-old in a Halloween costume that just wet his pants and knows he’s done a bad thing.
2) Put it only on the pictures that REALLY need it. This does not need it, nor did the “place that touches dogs” or any of the others in which it appears.
Until then, vote “no” on these pictures when they’re in the voting queue, and give them ratings of 1 when they make it through. It’s got to go.
If 357 = 1, and ASS = 1/2, what does 1/4 equal??? Hmmm, going to my happy place to ponder this conundrum.
It my math serves my right, it must equal π. Or perhaps the circumference of ass… squared.
Ya know, I just remembered that I failed out of calculus.
maybe you spent too much time thinking of asses. 1/2 the class in fact.
Is it ass squared or to the second power? 1/2 ass to the second power would equal 1? (I never took calculus and barely passed algebra. That’s why I’m not an accountant making some decent money!)
These look like small wooden tiles that somebody arranged on a table to look like a messed up elevator. Engrish isn’t as funny when you make it yourself.
Er… no they don’t. They look like inserts in cutouts in an aluminum or steel plate.
If “357″ was “337,” it’d be double awesome.
Actually, I think eet would be quite half-assed…
i don’t see why everyone feels the need to hate on the panda (which was done by the creator of the website).. laugh at the picture, then move on. by the way it’s neither an elevator nor “tiles on a table”. it is a machine to buy tickets for a train.
Hear hear!
I’m getting a little tired of people complaining about mistranslation nuances, panda icons, fonts, and whatever else.
Like Amanda says…. laugh, then move on.
…or go create something of your own, elsewhere.
Oh, stop complaining about people complaining.
If that’s so, it begs asking: who would want a train ticket to someone’s ass? Is the ass at least buyer-sellectable? Because if it is, these people must be making a fortune!
Actually it’s from one of many Portuguese train ticket offices, and the 1/2 and 1/4 stand for the discounts some people can have on the ticket: paying only half of it, or a quarter.
Sadly, ASS stands for Assinatura, which is a kind of pass. Normally a month pass or a 30 day pass.
THANK GOD THE PANDA TOLD ME WHAT WAS FUNNY!
I’M SO SORRY FOR DISAPOINTING EVERYBODY, BUT THIS IS NOT ELEVATOR BUTTONS. THIS AN AUTOMATED TICKET MACHINE FOR TRAIN TICKETS IN PORTUGAL, THAT’S WHY IT HAS WEIRD NUMBERS AND WORDING.
IT MEANS 1/2 TICKET (FOR CHILDREN)
AND ASS. IS A SHORT VERSION OF “ASSINATURA” WHICH REFERS TO A MONTHLY CARD FOR TRAIN.
I’m so sorry, but your keyboard is broken… to fix it, please press the Caps Lock key, then turn off your computer and take some time enjoying the outside world.
HAHA
Cool. Thanx for the not an elevator tip. As for the 1/2 ticket and the Assinatura, whatever. Doesn’t change that it looks damn funny.
Also, if you’re bothering to “dissapoint” everybody, chances are you’re not sorry. A word of caution, voices of reason are not well appreciated here.
And I’m looking at this in a library, so SHHH! There’s no need to yell!
*disappoint. Hoisted on my own spelling fail, alas. :/
If you are 1/2 assed you cannot turn the other cheek.
actually its a machine that sells train tickets…
the A$$ button is for a 30 day “A$$inatura” (signature)
the 357 its for 3 day, 5 day and 7 day…
i guess i can say that i buy a$$ every month
Stop with the $ sign, there’s no need to censor. It’s not like your mom is a half-assed retard mom and monitors everything you say and do on your computer.
Which she probably is.
Hey, moron…
1) Posting to a thread that’s almost 2 weeks old – FAIL
2) All the LOL sites have a ‘filter’ on them, and.. you may have noticed… most times if there’s a curse in your post, it takes longer before it actually appears on the page – at times MUCH longer. So, many censor themselves so they can get their comments to show up immediately.
..
To summarize – You FAIL.
I concur with x-bert.
O’Madness=insult FAIL
also:
O’Madness=full-a$$ed retard who makes not sense of insult tried.
HALF ASS! lol
Maybe it stands for something…
…..wow….. fail.