Management Not Responsible
Management is not responsable for lost or stolen virginity.
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I’m drawing a blank here. How did items become virginity?? rofl
Easy peasy pumpkin peasy… pumpkin pie muther f*cker
WTF are you trying to say?
I love you and your lotms quote.
Fuck you Truckin
Surprise sex?
If its a gay-bar Im sure its surprise buttsechs. xD
Hey, at least the panda isn’t pointing out the obvious on this one.
Too busy looking for its lost virginity, obv.
Has anyone seen my virginity, I set it down right here. Don’t you guys have a lost and found or something?
Afraid not. You’ll just have to steal a new one for yourself.
Damn, I KNEW I should have left it at home tonight. This always happens to me.
I really should know better than to leave my virginity unattended… but I was only gone for a few seconds!
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can I borrow yours, perchance?
Sorry, it’s my only one and I need it.
SELLING VIRGINITIES
Can I buy a used one?
Hmm, Puerto de Pollensa being in that heartland of British lager-louts abroad, Mallorca – I’d say that sign is likely deliberate.
it’s deliberate, it must be a bar or a disco
Fine print fail
doh!!!!, it says chivas disco sherlock!!!
Ineed one of these at my workplace.
Read the words below VIRGINITY it says Chivas Disco. god
I want to, that is
I want to visit this bar
Can I see pictures of the staff/customers please before I enter that store? Thanks.
Definitely deliberate. Post fail.
Damn you, Photoshop!!!
FIRST!!!!!!
Don’t bother complaining to management about it either!
hahahahaha… ha….ha.ha…ha…ha
I, however, am responsible for lost or stolen virginity.
Virginity could be a bad translation of Property. Stop pissing on each other and think for a second.
I do wish people would quit the comment bashing for a bit. It’s sad that on sites like this people get so upset.
I predict this comment’s follow ups will decay into ridiculous fetishism.
Please repeat after me………Photo……shop……..photo……..shop……! Very good children. Tonight’s homework will be…. look at the fricking levels and lines they don’t match up!
OR GIMP.
Please repeat after me: who….. cares….. who…… cares. If you’re such a bloody expert on forgeries and fakes, then go work for a bank checking for counterfeits. Stop wasting our bloody time yelling “OMG! IS PHOTOSHOP! THEY SUCKZORS!”
The whole point of the site is to post images that are entertaining. If photo shopped images bother you so much, then don’t come back.
Thank you! I’m glad someone finally said it.
I can’t figure out which is more annoying, the twerp who has to scream
“photoshop!’ at every stinking picture, or the idiot who has to scream
“first!” at every stinking response line. Seriously, grow the fuck up!
Ladies, ladies. Seriously. Don’t feed the troll. It only eggs them on. Photoshop Trolls should be ignored, not yelled at; they thrive on the attention, but when ignored, they wither.
Depends on what they photoshop. Even I would look at a pic of ANY guy if he was photoshopped to have six-pack abs and was holding a puppy (even Bush).
yep, it’s like a wise man once said, “indifference is the cruelest retort”
Why would anyone Photoshop this? If it is a fake picture, it would be so much easier to just make the flyers, print them up, hang them in a public-looking space and take a picture. Total time? Maybe three minutes.
I’m not saying this sign is or is not photoshopped, but as a graphic designer, it doesn’t make any sense to me to take the time to bother with Photoshop.
they say they aren’t responsible, but was it really the vodka that made you do that or was there something more in that drink? hmm…..
Wait. Responsable?
I gave up my virginity for Lent.
Interesting choice of abstinence…
Obviously they work in a dark place where mistakes happen, or should I say mistakes are made.
29th! .. Honesty…WIN!! Hey if people cant be responsible than someone has to be.
hehehe… pretty good, I can be lost and found
Is this happening enough that they need a sign?!? O.O
Well, it is completely right… people’s virginity is not the management’s responsibility.
you can sue a bartender for serving you and letting you drive if you’ve had to much to drink and get in an accident as a result, but you cant hold managment responsible for lost virginity? Thats an outrage, Its a SCANDAL.. I demand accountability!!
jj please report to the lost and fopund, your virginity was found attached to azzmas’s dick.
I’m pretty sure that this is not a type-o but was actually ment to be hanging on college dorm entrance ways.
Now I know what signs to put at my next party.
So THATS what happened…
I’ve been in that disco and I could swear that the flyer is true
It isn’t any kind of retouch
i so wanna work there!