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Remain clam. I am a licensed Asian-American who has spend 14-years lived all over Asia. Please. Just enjoy.

My comment, is first to glory
But your comment is ignoring the first rule
My comment goes up and down.
My comment goes down. On your comment. Yeah, Tina and I are now textually active.
I think that the rule of going up and down is: Wear a condom….
There is no need for condoms in oral texts.
Well… you should always wear a condom.. oral is no better than any other orifice. Bodily fluid is bodily fluid, no?
I think you folks are talking about the In and Out rule. If all you know about is up and down, then you need to get more creative…
IF U DONT WANT TO SWALLOW BODY FLUIDS JUST TAKE IT IN UR EYE
What about the rule of side-to-side?
And let’s not forget in and out.
Great minds think alike! My favorite, of course, is back and forth
naturally.
iz difference between coming and going.
Sorry it took so long for me to come back. I fell asleep afterwards.
Aside from the fact that Gravity is a law, not a rule, I’m compelled to agree that we should observe it for our own safety.
Is this instructions on a trampoline? Is it on … an elevator? A mountain? If it is a mountain, … forget that! I’m going up and never coming down. You can’t bring me down, man!
Rule 1: You do not talk about Up and Down Club.
Rule 2: You do not talk about Up and Down Club.
Rule 3: If someone goes up or down, the fight is over.
Rule 4: Only one person goes up and down.
Rule 5: Only up or down at one time.
Rule 6: No sideways, no diagonal.
Rule 7: Up and down will go on as long as it has to.
Rule 8: If this is your first time in Japan, you have to go up and down.
hahaha
I think I love you.
win
It’s China.
UP AND DOWN CLUB?
I love it, expecially when rules 3 and 4 directly contradict each other
Well, if rule 4 is broken, rule 3 automatically activates itself. So in a sense they don’t contradict eachother ;-P
???
I think we should elect a teacher for this safety lesson
Observe gravity as a rule… got it.
Rules are made to be broken.
Lol, all I could think after reading that was “Oompa loompa….” XD
…Does that mean we have to obey the laws od gravity?
When i first saw it, i thought of it in a dirty way o-o
it’s just been taken out of context i’d say.
… Otherwise known as gravity!
Oh great, there’s a rule for up and down too? Now I have to break that one.