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No chewing c*m
Engrish Photo By: silverhaze06
Presently, Engrish pictures posted on Monday, September 8th, 2008 at 4:00 am.
1
Spit or swallow eh?
…gargle…
Works as well as Listerine.
just smells worse
Well, there you have it x)
Where is the panda?
It’s probably in the bathroom, spitting it all out.
Maybe they thought this joke was obvious enough that they didn’t need to point it out to us. *eyeroll*
Good riddance.
Because it’s a growing problem in the world today.
If you can chew it, the person it came from needs some serious medical attention. *shudder*
For him, it would be like passing a kidney stone. For her, like someone were shooting M&M’s into her mouth from a couple feet away.
Did someone say “Phallic shaped Pez dispenser?”
Sounds like something that’d be sold and labeled as such
OHH SHIT I CANT CHEW CUM ON THE BUS NO MORE!?!?!??!!??!
Mmmmmmm – crunchy!!!
Try ze cum, eet ees deleeshus.
chewing cum not allowed. normal cum still ok.
Who’s is so thick you have to chew it anyway? Is that like chewing cuD? You know like a cow eats grass then pukes it back up into their mouth and rechews it and swallows it again.
EW!
Hey, you can chew water if you want – it just doesn’t do much to the consistency.
I hear that Chuck Norris’ sperm count is so high that chicks have to chew before they swallow!
And they gag on the virility. *touching self* Yeah Chuck show her who’s the MAN!!
ron jeremy must really hate this sign
Only when is on top.
Thinking about this is making me sick.
NEW! Berry Forest, berry flavored chewing cum- I mean GUM.
Was this taken in the San Fransisco china town?
sad part is someone did it to the point of warranting a sign. lol
chronic mastication lol
It’s a nice rule to have. I mean, seriously, would you want the fat smelly guy next to you on the bus to… yeah…
hehehehe………
Good lord xDDDD
remember to chew before swallowing hahaha
This thing just made my night.
you arent supposed to chew it, you’re supposed to swallow it. slowly. eyes closed….
lulz
Because you always have a pack of Chewing Cum with you
wow, the funniest thing today
dont tell anybody, but i snuck skittles-cum
I’ve been breaking the rules all this time and I didn’t know it
Mine hardens fast. It’s crumbly.
DO NOT WANT
i better spit it out then! XD
lmao…!
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1
Spit or swallow eh?
…gargle…
Works as well as Listerine.
just smells worse
Well, there you have it x)
Where is the panda?
It’s probably in the bathroom, spitting it all out.
Maybe they thought this joke was obvious enough that they didn’t need to point it out to us. *eyeroll*
Good riddance.
Because it’s a growing problem in the world today.
If you can chew it, the person it came from needs some serious medical attention. *shudder*
For him, it would be like passing a kidney stone. For her, like someone were shooting M&M’s into her mouth from a couple feet away.
Did someone say “Phallic shaped Pez dispenser?”
Sounds like something that’d be sold and labeled as such
OHH SHIT I CANT CHEW CUM ON THE BUS NO MORE!?!?!??!!??!
Mmmmmmm – crunchy!!!
Try ze cum, eet ees deleeshus.
chewing cum not allowed. normal cum still ok.
Who’s is so thick you have to chew it anyway? Is that like chewing cuD? You know like a cow eats grass then pukes it back up into their mouth and rechews it and swallows it again.
EW!
Hey, you can chew water if you want – it just doesn’t do much to the consistency.
I hear that Chuck Norris’ sperm count is so high that chicks have to chew before they swallow!
And they gag on the virility. *touching self* Yeah Chuck show her who’s the MAN!!
ron jeremy must really hate this sign
Only when is on top.
Thinking about this is making me sick.
NEW! Berry Forest, berry flavored chewing cum- I mean GUM.
Was this taken in the San Fransisco china town?
sad part is someone did it to the point of warranting a sign. lol
chronic mastication lol
It’s a nice rule to have. I mean, seriously, would you want the fat smelly guy next to you on the bus to… yeah…
hehehehe………
Good lord xDDDD
remember to chew before swallowing hahaha
This thing just made my night.
you arent supposed to chew it, you’re supposed to swallow it. slowly. eyes closed….
lulz
Because you always have a pack of Chewing Cum with you
wow, the funniest thing today
dont tell anybody, but i snuck skittles-cum
I’ve been breaking the rules all this time and I didn’t know it
Mine hardens fast. It’s crumbly.
DO NOT WANT
i better spit it out then! XD
lmao…!