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Engrish photo of a sign that says No chewing c*m

No chewing c*m

Engrish Photo By: silverhaze06

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  1. badlittlecat says:

    1

  2. J3K says:

    Spit or swallow eh?

  3. Elsarild says:

    Well, there you have it x)

  4. kreativf says:

    Where is the panda?

  5. nightlyeclipse says:

    Because it’s a growing problem in the world today.

  6. *blinkies* says:

    If you can chew it, the person it came from needs some serious medical attention. *shudder*

  7. tea says:

    Try ze cum, eet ees deleeshus.

  8. fuxxed says:

    chewing cum not allowed. normal cum still ok.

  9. Shinobi says:

    Who’s is so thick you have to chew it anyway? Is that like chewing cuD? You know like a cow eats grass then pukes it back up into their mouth and rechews it and swallows it again.

  10. sbd says:

    Hey, you can chew water if you want – it just doesn’t do much to the consistency.

  11. droppa says:

    I hear that Chuck Norris’ sperm count is so high that chicks have to chew before they swallow!

  12. David Hayter says:

    ron jeremy must really hate this sign

  13. LightDisciple says:

    Thinking about this is making me sick.

  14. badidumm says:

    NEW! Berry Forest, berry flavored chewing cum- I mean GUM. ;)

  15. gmart says:

    Was this taken in the San Fransisco china town?

  16. stumpmasterX says:

    sad part is someone did it to the point of warranting a sign. lol

  17. jj says:

    chronic mastication lol

  18. Matthew Mills says:

    It’s a nice rule to have. I mean, seriously, would you want the fat smelly guy next to you on the bus to… yeah…

  19. mikeyrez says:

    Good lord xDDDD

  20. Kaybes says:

    remember to chew before swallowing hahaha

    This thing just made my night.

  21. thedark says:

    you arent supposed to chew it, you’re supposed to swallow it. slowly. eyes closed….

  22. PikachuBracelet says:

    Because you always have a pack of Chewing Cum with you ;)

  23. luctato says:

    wow, the funniest thing today :D

  24. morgan says:

    dont tell anybody, but i snuck skittles-cum

  25. anonymous says:

    I’ve been breaking the rules all this time and I didn’t know it

  26. ShokuMasterLord (aka Jeff) says:

    Mine hardens fast. It’s crumbly.

  27. Sticky Note says:

    DO NOT WANT

  28. mockingpenguin says:

    i better spit it out then! XD

  29. kelly394 says:

    lmao…!



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