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Remain clam. I am a licensed Asian-American who has spend 14-years lived all over Asia. Please. Just enjoy.

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Good GOD.
I’m going to call it.
totally fake.
Ah, you beat me.
I’m with you guys. One or two words off wouldn’t be too hard to believe, but in this case someone is in possession of a thesaurus and photoshop.
not only is it photoshopped, but BADLY.
NOT PHOTOSHOPPED!! LOOK AT BACKGROUND IS ON A WOODEN TABLE! the person bought it that way, is still fake
Wouldn’t be too hard to believe? Are you kidding me?
The G’s are exactly the same
Oh, come on.
Mm…my guess is Photoshop. Especially in the three lines of text at the bottom.
It’s from worth1000.com. Probably most of these pics are gonna be. They have several “Engrish” contest galleries.
Links or it didn’t happen.
This is most definitely a photoshop. Lame.
I don’t think it’s photoshopped.
I think the give-away is what little we can see of the background.
I believe, and I’ll put something fancy on it, that somebody has actually had this sign made. Perhaps by themselves.
…and I bet that while they were making it, they giggled and giggled and giggled…..
Knowledge of the abilities of Photoshop FAIL
Knowledge of the likelihood of sign being real but not publicly distributed FAIL
But I never said it wasn’t photoshopped
single comment FAIL
That was my opinion.
That was not an expression of the depths of my knowledge.
Simple interpretation FAIL.
It is from a PhotoShop contest (Worth100.com), so I figure it’s probably PhotoShoped
I mean worth1000.com. 10 times the worth!
Links it it didn’t happen.
OPINION FAIL
pwnt
WOOOOO GIANT TEXT BOX!!
anyway, if you look closly, its a piece of paper on a wood desk, zoom in on it, youll see.
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Agreed. look closely at the pixels. You can tell.
You don’t even have to look closely. It looks incredibly fake from the very first glance.
What is it that we’re looking for? How is it so easy to tell that it’s photoshopped?
The way it’s pixelated, if you look around the picture of the child, it kind of looks like there is a box, especially under “Sluggish.” Also signs like that are typically metal, and would either be punch typed, making the letter stand out and have a shadow behind them, or sealed on, making it smooth. The words here look 3-d(ish) but not in a realistic way, more in a sad attempt to make your font look cool kind of way.
That’s just my opinion…
The highlight in the outer border has a specular bright spot at the top left corner. This is caused by a point light source. The Highlights on the text and image do no have a specular dot; this is the type of highlight used to produce an embossed or raised look with the Photoshop layer editor’s Bevel and Emboss tool. This type of highlight is produced from a directed ambient light source or distant or nearly parallel light source.
There is no possible way that the two highlights are on the same flat object.
Fake. And FAIL.
Fake? Yes. Funny? Hell yes!
Good God.
Imagine if this was real. It might as well read “Lazy Kids Masturbating”.
I think it is supposed to be a translation of the “SLOW – Children Playing” sign. I always thought that sign was very awkward as well. If anyone called MY child “slow” I would be angry! LOL
While you are considering who is slow, consider the Army has made a point that Military Housing should no longer place Deaf Child signs at resident request because somebody may be offended by the word Child….!?!
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
Can’t you people take a joke? So what if it’s fake! It’s funny as hell!
& exactly how funny is a lunar crater located in the southern part of the Moon’s near side, within the western half of the enormous Deslandres basin anyway?
so u have ass dimples?
Trying to be a smartass and instead just revealing your dorkulence:
FAIL
Shit like this is only funny if it’s real dummy. Any ass demon with Photoshop can make up retarded signs.
Yeah…not real and not funny.
Not Photoshopped. Sold at Spencer Gifts.
Prove it. Link or you’re full of shit.
that’d be even lamer.
Who cares if she links it or not. Doesn’t that look JUST like something you’d find at Spencer’s; whether it’s really sold there or not?
You guys are taking all the fun out of this joke.
You Guys! It means “Slow children at play”
Oh gee, thanks! Here, I knew what the words “sluggish,” “offspring,” “pleasuring,” and ” themselves” meant individually, but couldn’t figure out the phrase. Thank you, Karen, for helping me with the SUM of the words!
yur welcum
wow u wasted ur time on that comment? typing a whole paragraph just to attack somebody’s comment. ohh my god i hate people like you. you are all very annoying typing whole paragraphs for no reason. FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL
And you’re less annoying by copying and pasting “FAIL” over and over again?
Common sense FAIL.
say fail one more time
Hypocrite Fail.. or Win?
I pondered the same thing!
I think someone is a little stressed out (or having pms, or both) and is taking it out on his/her fellow posters.
drwEW… Are you ok? Do you need some hot dogs and a blanket??
Fail FAIL.
This is what happens when you try to write in a language you don’t know very well using a dictionary and a grammar book.
(We really should have some examples of attempts by American signmakers to do Spanish or French signs–I’m sure we could find some howlers!)
There probably are Spanish/French-language sites that do just that. But if we did it here, the joke would have to be explained to most of the readers. A joke explained is a joke failed.
Yes, yes, it’s fake, you can tell by the blur under the word “Sluggish”… however, it doesn’t stop me from wanting to make a ton of those and posting them all over my neighborhood.
Yeah…
Ok, I think that sign just won the “Funniest Engrish. Ever. Award” xD
Also who the hell cares if its fake? Its funny.
how is it funny?
its dumb.
Having a sense of humor, FAIL.
Yep. Having a sense of humour fail. You FAIL, rober.
omg… it doesn’t take a damned rocket scientist to figure out this thing is photoshopped. the lighting on the words don’t match the child at all, and you can clearly see where they OVERLAPPED SLUGGISH OVER ANOTHER WORD.
I still want one. No, Mike is right, I want 50 and to post them all over my neighbourhood
hehehe… this is funny, real or fake I’d buy it
haha. I don’t think the pics on this site are as funny as the stuff u guys comment xD I always come here to get a laugh
OH MY.
0_o
It’s not photoshopped. I saw it at your mom’s house!
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WHO THE FRIG CARES IF IT’S PHOTOSHOPPED OR NOT?!?!
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. You people need to get a life! JUST LOOK AT THE PHOTO AND LAUGH, ALREADY!
a-MEN, brotha!
lolness!!!!!!!! great way to cheer up. all you have to do is come to see the comments.
After killing the panda, we’re going after the idiots who think no one should use their brains.
I think the idea is that these are supposed to be funny because they were created in a good faith effort to get the sign/advertisement/whatever right, but failed miserably. If someone intentionally made it incorrect, or worse, it doesn’t actually exist outside of this site, it really doesn’t belong here.
Yes it’s funny, but it’s not Engrish, since it was made intentionally by some guy who is probably fluent in English.
Well, that’s certainly not photoshopped.
I hates sluggish kids who pleasure themselves and FAIL. What a lol pic ;>)
was still funneh
I do believe we’ve got a little bit of Brave New World going on here.
1000 points if you hit one,whether the sign is real or not
my cat could have photoshopped this better. and i don’t even have a cat. xD
They’re pleasuring themselves! (Yes, I have a perverted mind.)
THEY ARE SO SLOW AT PLEASEURE! I shall have to buy new ones!