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Cute Like Cancer


Engrish photo of Benign Girl

Benign Girl

Engrish Photo By: Daryl B

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  1. Fasjfdked says:

    Im in love with the panda. (i mean, the person inside)

  2. Seward says:

    Benign Girl: Now with free PAP smear kit! Guaranteed 93.9%* accurate!

    * Benign Girl, Ltd., a subsidiary of Dai Shan Dao Nuclear Waste Disposal, Inc., cannot be held liable for inaccurate results, or incidence of cancer after using this product. By purchasing this Benign Girl product, you declare Dai Shan Dao not liable in the event of malignancy of the: cervix, skin, brain, lungs….

  3. jinx says:

    Title Fail (I know wrong website) but benign means non-cancerous.

    • Seth says:

      Cancer can be benign or malignant. Benign cancer doesn’t spread. Fail fail.

      • Neard says:

        Nooo, tumors are benign, cancers are malignant.

        • Pretentious White Girl says:

          sy.no.nym
          noun
          A word or phrase that means exactly or nearly the same as another word or phrase in the same language. For example, shut is the synonym of close .

          - a person or thing so closely associated with a particular quality or idea that the mention of their name calls it to mind: The Victorian age is a synonym for sexual puritanism.

          sigh. I love my Oxford American Dictionary widget.

          • jinx says:

            What does that have to do with anything??? If you are referring to the word “benign” as a synonym for for kind, or gentle, then you are lost, because we were referring to the title of the post “Cute like Cancer” not the title of the doll.

            Sad attempt to look smart- Fail.

        • Ashley says:

          It’s not a toomah.

      • briansmom says:

        benign – harmless
        There is no such thing as benign cancer…….I think you mean benign tumor (harmless) as opposed to malignant tumor (cancerous)

        fail fail fail.

        • Captain Weiner says:

          Hahaha I love it when the “fail” police, fail.
          what a fuggin doosh !!!!!
          BWAHAHAHAHAHA
          burn of the week right there if i ever saw one.
          BooYAH 1!!

          • Dusk says:

            It’s “douche,” you douche.

            • Azzmazter says:

              double burn of the week!

              Comment injecting…

              • mergaloki says:

                Cancer (neoplasia = new growth) can either be malignant or benign. Malignant neoplasia (cancer) is defined by its ability to metastasize (spread), invade, and its high growth rate.
                Benign neoplasias (cancers) grow slowly, rarely metastasize, and rarely invade.

                • mergaloki says:

                  Seth is correct

                  • briansmom says:

                    My goodness….we are back to square one.

                    Neoplasia
                    function: noun
                    1. the process of tumor formation
                    2. a tumorous condition of the body

                    I stand by my original comment there is NO SUCH THING as BENIGN cancer. The tumor or neoplasia or new growth can be considered benign (harmless) or malignant (cancerous).

                    So, Seth is still wrong and now so are you.

                    • mergaloki says:

                      Sorry, yes.
                      All ‘cancers’ are neoplasias, but not all neoplasias are ‘cancer’, as per The American Cancer Society. You are correct.
                      I bow to your yelling.

                      Oh, yeah, I forgot-
                      Benign does not mean harmless when discussing ‘cancer’, what it does indicate is non-malignant. Deaths due to benign tumors do occur.
                      Benign tumors can tread the threshold of malignancy and malignant tumors can also brush close to the definition of benign tumors and therefore blur the lines of ‘cancer’ definition. How about a tumor with an extremely accelerated growth, but a propensity not to metastasize nor grow back? Perhaps a tumor that is locally invasive, but is characterized as non-metastatic and slow growing. Or maybe a tumor with accelerated growth of dysmorphic cells, but little chance of metastasis and may or may not invade underlying tissue? Or a metastatic tumor that is described as benign. Or make up your own combination and join the debate of benign vs. malignant today! The definition can be very blurry.
                      What does this mean? Cancer is bad stuff and benign is good stuff as per The American Cancer Society and that is all you need to know and the only thing your doctor needs to tell you.

                      So yes, you are correct, there are no benign cancers.

                      I forgot where I was posting.

      • jinx says:

        All I have to say to you is “Ha Ha smartass! I win!” XP neener neener

    • zemme says:

      benign means not going to make you fucking die.
      it does not in any way signify you have cancer. in fact, it is a sort of cancer. where you DONT die from it.

    • Anonymouse says:

      Actually, benign means kind, or non-aggressive, not non-cancerous. Though how you can have a kind cancer is beyond me.

  4. Marli says:

    I assume they mean to say “Innocent Girl” . . .

  5. KJ says:

    My daughter had this exact toy….we found it at a flea market booth with a bunch of other new, still in the box, weirdness. It played an awful little song with one of the buttons in some other language…..

  6. Anna says:

    I saw one similar to this but Winnie the Pooh. Played some weird Japanese song that sounded like a song from one of the Dance Dance Revolution games. o.o;

  7. ANODRAC says:

    At least it isn’t malignant.

  8. jj says:

    Malignant Boy, next aisle over?

  9. Captain Weiner says:

    am i crazy or does that ‘g’ in benign look like a ‘9′.
    is this some kind of new jinglish-lolspeak ?

    • jen says:

      No, youre just all kinds of crazy.

    • sbd says:

      Yes, you are crazy – and lower-case ‘g’ does look like a 9 in most modern fonts! The main differences being height, and the fact that a ‘g’ has that gosh darned cute little horn… I would think if they were going to use LOL speak they would’ve just spelled it “B9 Grl”. That would’ve really left us all scratching our dusty little heads.

      • Grrr Power says:

        Crikey!
        Does that “l” in girl, not look almost exactly practically just the same as a capital “i”?

        What devilish font-frippery are they playing with here? =:o

    • Pretentious White Girl says:

      Asian fonts. Whatevz.

  10. Morgan says:

    Why does the title of this post sound like an emo song title to me…

  11. jl says:

    be·nign (bĭ-nīn’) Pronunciation Key
    adj.
    Of a kind and gentle disposition.
    Showing gentleness and mildness. See Synonyms at kind.

  12. Luddite says:

    Guess this means that Ken is Malignant Bastard

  13. snograt says:

    Pedobear’s prayer: “Be nine, girl.”

  14. Olive Fiend says:

    Olives. You all want them.

    Don’t deny. Forget Cancer-Chick.

    WE ALL WANT OLIVES.

  15. Olive Fiend says:

    I rest my case.

    GET THE KID SOME OLIVES!

  16. MapDark says:

    Coming soon : her evil twin sister Malignant!

  17. MapDark says:

    Please excuse my dumb comment.

    I lacked olives when I posted.

  18. Ping says:

    LoL my little sister used to have a toy exactly like that!

    P-chan

  19. Sticky Note says:

    Watch out for her evil twin, Malignant girl!


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