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Sometimes you can figure out what they are trying to say, but this time?
“Region Free” perhaps?
haha congratulations. you win this week’s burn! *cheer*
You HAVE to be new to DVD technology to not get the engrish here. i imported a copy of Battle Royale (the first movie – the second one sucks) and i had to make sure that it was a region 0 DVD (meaning it could be played on any player in the world).
Correction – other than aircraft, cruise ships or screening rooms for MPAA ratings.
Not necessarily. Along with an offensive-language filter, my new DVD player actually has “Word Subset Filtering” with ‘damn and hell’ ‘religious’ and ’sexual’ categories.
“Religious…..Filters out references to deities (To watch religious programming, turn this word subset off.)”
Maybe it’s not Engrish after all..
Oh yeah, i heard about that. Not worth it, in my opinion.
Yeah, it’s not like it was the reason we wanted that dvd player, and I can’t imagine it being a selling point.. But it *could* be – you never know about those Engrish..
If there’s one thing I hate, it’s my DVD player getting preachy with me.
My TV is doing that too. Maybe they should get together and start a religion of their own. “The light of the glowing lord”
Lol!
I take one
@BAW: Seriously? (o_O)? Let me give you a hint: It should be re(li)gion free
Huh? You know now?
By what track can you trace that trackless Buddha?
Religion free? That’s good news!
This is a scandal! I only want wholesome, Christian entertainment for my children–and now they’re taking the God out of DVD players! What next?!
On the bright side, that means I can replace my Bible-Thumping Baptist DVD player with something that will let me watch porn.
Pardon my being a pinko commie bastard, but ROFL MAO.
My DVD player is Jewish… it never works on Saturday.
By rights it shouldn’t work between sunset Friday and sunset Saturday. Anytime before or after that it should work fine.
Nah, it’s not that observant. It cuts work on Friday afternoon, plays Nintendo until bedtime, drags its exhausted ass to shul, and spends the rest of the day at Bubbe’s, trying to score free brisket whilst avoiding any and all questions regarding the dark circles under its eyes. “Are you on drugs? Your Tante Miriam, oh, she took the worst drugs. Tylenol, day and night, and she always bought the expensive kind. ‘Miriam,’ I told her, ‘the generic kind is just as good, and you get a hundred for….’”
Oy vey, what a putz! Someone should smack it in the tuckus.
i LOLed..and then i plotzed
you know, that sounds like what my mother is becoming…
lmao!
A point to ponder: is there a link between religion-free video-playing devices and the muder of the radio star by video?
*murder
Another victory for those godless secular progressives.
atheists ftw
this is awesome! i wish i was religion free!
Buy it! It’s unlikely that it’ll turn into an extremist player!
Hilarious considering the pederastic posting below it (young nuts are better nuts!).
Want!
in the words of penn and teller ” go ahead, read the bible. the world could use more atheists”
Ignorant
You ever notice that small “religions” are called Cults… but large cults are called “Religion?”
What the hell??? 1st they take the Christ out of Christmas (happy holidays) now the take the religion out of consumer electronics; It’s madness i tell you MADNESS!!!
THIS… IS… SPAR- *is shot*
shot? SOT???? THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!! <.,>
Thank God. Finally a DVD player that won’t pester me about my being a lapsed Catholic.
might this mean it’s not possessed? i know half of my electronics are demons in disguise so maybe this isn’t a mistranslation.
*Warning: May not function properly with “The Nativity Story,” “The Passion of the Christ,” “Jesus Christ Superstar,” “Godspell,” “The Greatest Story Ever Told,” “The Robe,” “Ramayana,” “Superstar,” “The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe,” “Saved!” et. al.*
damn I was coaxed into buying some Islamic DVD player yesterday.
So what happens if you put in Veggie Tales?
It explodes, or starts spewing ground up salad at you.. Or perhaps it explodes sending salad everywhere while somehow triggering the apocalypse?
I wonder if you can buy those in Saudi Arabia?
THANK GOD! (hehehehe) I have been looking for one of these everywhere!
Also:
“Is not junk, is Sony guts!”
Nothing like saying halliluah when buying a religion free dvd player. lol engrish fail.
I like my electronics to be godless. Good move, Panasonic.
Now theres a DVD player Id buy. (not that the 5 I have arnt un-holy enough)
Thank god.
SWEET!!! Now I can watch my nun porn.
holy crap i own that exact model dvd player lol!
Yeah.. it’s probably ‘region free’..
I’m not the best at Japanese, but the first four symbols before “DVD” would be like.. “DVD of throughout the world”..
Still, wtf? x3
I didn’t know they had religions… >:l
I am surprised that no one has commented about the “good news.” Considering the word gospel translates as good news, isn’t it ironic that it is a religion free player?