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*giggle* Toy companies could use something other than babelfish on occasion…
Rofl, babelfish.
My Hitchhikers Guide agrees.
I think this line of toys is great!! Too often we complain that Barbie is a bad roll model for our girls – forget the ridiculously large breasted blond, now all we’re telling our kids is that they have to aspire to be Bland. Not too much of a stretch for most.
Bad roll?? Not had lunch yet, clearly too much food on my brain! “bad role model” – happy?
GET OFF HIS ASS! IT WAS JUST A SPELLING MISTAKE! SHEESH!
Yelling at someone for correcting himself?? Classy!
rofl
rebuttle connected
Always with the he… MonkeyMagic is a she. A she that knows better than to write role in place of roll, ordinarily.
Something about Monkeys and Magic always makes me think Male. Whoops! Sorry ’bout that.
Barbie no longer has big boobs. If you don’t believe me to go walmart or target or whatever you got and check her out.
Feeling up Barbie in the store. That’s not gonna get you weird looks. Although at Walmart you could suggest to the security guard you thought she was your cousin and you’d be ok.
*role* model lolz
Toy companies could use something other than underage children in illegal sweatshops on occasion. *not giggle*
ROFLMAO
Epic win.
Blandness Girl is… bland.
Vacant or vapid?
Do we care, as long as she’s got big boobs. Boobs FTW!
I love how the font is the same as Disney and the characters are eerily similar to the bland Disney Princesses.
Once in a dollar store I found a Sailor Moon doll (actually, it was Sailor Neptune, if I remember correctly) packaged as Pretty Soldier Shirley Moore.
LOL!
Finally, some truth in advertising!
I prefer my girls curry style.
Blandness Girl
Battery Operated
Get Yours Today
So you put the batteries in and it, what? Talks to you blandly?
“Ohhhhhh hi. Nothin’ much. You? … Uh-huh… Uh-huh… Uh-huh… Yeah, well, maybe… uh-huh…”
Hard to tell from a real pre-teen girl!
If that’s so, think of what a good accessory this must be for Pedobear and its associates. Just use it as a lure, and when the real thing is drawn closer by the potential mindless, repetitive gossip, BAM! Surprise buttsecks!
LMAO You sir, are a win. Surprise buttsechs indeed. xD
Okay. As a teenaged girl, I would just like to say that I do not talk like that. Unlike most my age, I am able to have an intelligent conversation, I am up to speed with what is going on in the world around me, and I have an interest in politics. I read a fair amount, and I am open-minded, unlike those who are set in their opinions of people based on stereotypes and shallowness.
Oh I get it! Blandness Girl, Benign Girl…. They’re the first two super heroines of a new animé trio.. The third will be Boring Girl.
They have the power to lull all criminals to sleep with inane chatter, and dull fashion choices!
I think this one was supposed to be Bad Ass Girl, cuz she’s such a bad ass.
Their secret identities are Beige, Taupe and Almond. Super heroines by night, foot and hand models by day. Coming to a movie screen near you! (Warning: do not view movie while using heavy machinery. May cause extreme drowsiness.)
Ugh, disgusting… where’s the flavor?
I would be highly amused if the next one they came out with was Vapid Girl, or Insipid Girl…
.. Shallow Girl, Materialism Girl, Trophy Bride…
Trophy Bride – that one’s a winner!
Is it a bored? Is it a plain? No – it’s Humdrum Ho…
Blantanna Montana. Love the Disney font they used..
Blandness Girl comes in career models as well: choose between “ex-popular girl receptionist” and “overly friendly preschool teacher!” Each model comes with cell phone on maximum ring, knock-off purse, and three work-inappropriate outfits (choose dowdy or sex-kitten).
Dude, you realize you’re giving these people marketing ideas for free, right?
I lol’d at the title.
I saw this at a flea market (Flohmarkt) in Ludwigshafen, Germany last year! I’m thrilled someone else thought it was as hilarious as I did.
erm… blandness girl? come on. do they even bother to use trfanslation sorces OTHER than the internet? gees it shows how cheap they really are…
Wow! Greets! Really funny. keep working! Tnx! Saw!
we all know thats true
My friend went on a trip to China and brought home a Blandness Girl phone for me, for my 31st birthday. It’s full of unintelligible digital noises, rings and eve na dance mix song…
BUT WAIT!
The best part is that when you flip open the super phone, you are greeted by a red-headed BENIGN GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is wearing a wedding gown, too, or maybe a prom dress….
I need to take a photo!