Comments on: Episode III: Backstroke of the West: An Untold Love Story

By: Raindancer

Raindancer — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 02:00:12 +0000

The Emperor to Anakin: “You make out good. This will be an unprecendented affair.”
Here’s a whole new side of the whole Emperor-Darth Vader relationship I never dreamed of lolz

By: jetblack

jetblack — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 15:59:43 +0000

Wow……..no words for this. Backstroke Of The West FTW.

By: Psychedelic

Psychedelic — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 04:00:11 +0000

Thank you for being telepathic!! Too true, dude.

By: madcow

madcow — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 01:00:05 +0000

DO NOT WANT

By: madcow

madcow — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 00:56:40 +0000

Mr. Speaker, we are for the big.
This is just great. I think they were trying to make Star Wars into Brokeback Mountain, or a yaoi. Xp

By: DurzaGaiden

DurzaGaiden — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 02:10:40 +0000

“He is in my behind!” XD roflmao

By: Tekrae

Tekrae — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:00:41 +0000

A game of Chinese Whispers gone wild.
“He is in my behind!”

By: incompl337

incompl337 — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 15:38:49 +0000

If anyone still doubts this is real, you can watch the whole thing on youtube. Search for “Star war the third gathers backstroke of the west” and you’ll find all 14 parts. Much more fun to watch than the official version, engrish Yoda is sometimes easier to understand. Alot of good subtitles didn’t make this highlight reel.

By: morgan

morgan — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 02:06:40 +0000

he is in my behind LOL

By: omgnoob

omgnoob — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 17:46:33 +0000

“we are for a big”
quote fail…

By: DO NOT WANT

DO NOT WANT — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 07:50:06 +0000

“we are for a big.”

priceless XD

By: some randome dude

some randome dude — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 22:43:23 +0000

there’s only 1 thing to say about episodes I,II,and III

DO NOT WANT!!!

By: guitarfreak

guitarfreak — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 23:02:49 +0000

DO NOT WANT……………..
Epic!

By: Tic-Tac

Tic-Tac — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 09:58:23 +0000

You make out quite well….. This is what who fuck… You are already at full cock now… WHO WROTE THIS CRAP??? It’s amazingly funny.

By: design

design — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 20:50:54 +0000

“you are already at full cock now ”

sound great

By: website design

website design — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 16:57:44 +0000

“you are already at full cock now ”

sound great

By: chiibug

chiibug — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 14:53:51 +0000

Go to eBay, and find movies from Hong Kong users. That’s where I get all my bootleg anime.

By: Fei wRong

Fei wRong — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 16:16:10 +0000

I guess that’d actually be WAY better then most Star Wars spoofs out there

By: Erykthebat

Erykthebat — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 05:34:45 +0000

To all those that think that this was captioned by LOL cat captioners, well its not this right here my friends is the video that originated “DO NOT WANT” and it has been floating around since just before ROTS came out, and also predates LOLCATS by like 2 years.

By: Obligated

Obligated — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 04:20:27 +0000

Anyone can suggest where to find other awesome mistranslated subtitled (and obviously bootlegged) movies?

By: Alex Gray

Alex Gray — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 00:21:34 +0000

I downloaded this wonderfully horrible version; I couldn’t get through the whole thing because it was so unintentionally funny. Sometimes Engrish is just amazing.

By: Pretentious White Girl

Pretentious White Girl — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:48:30 +0000

The disgusting thing came from behind… do not want!

By: ethana2

ethana2 — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:44:16 +0000

Speaking of, how old is Han at this time, 20?

By: Floof of Doom

Floof of Doom — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 17:25:21 +0000

Try “Brokeback of the West.”

By: Rosencrantz3133

Rosencrantz3133 — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 17:11:02 +0000

I think I like it better then the original.

By: Deeds

Deeds — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 16:43:47 +0000

EPIC.

By: =David

=David — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 15:49:25 +0000

You’ve got your cause and effect wrong; this is where “Do Not Want” came from.

By: Sleepingkirby

Sleepingkirby — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 15:48:01 +0000

Actually, you’re not too far off. They took the movie dialog, badly translated it into chinese (and yes, I am chinese. We do some funny stuff.). Then, with worse quality, they translate it back into english (engrish). I’ve seen people’s names get turned into orange juice brands, Seen long names get turned into like Tom or Bob. Seen literal translations of words and names (Don’t go there, Drip White! Watch out! Estetic red!). Not only that, NPR’s Wait, wait, don’t tell me (http://waitwait.npr.org) had this subtitle in their quiz show. I know this seems so funny that you doubt it’s authentic. But, as a chinese, I can say this is real (and I’ll find this pirate one day just to keep in my library) and engrish is one of my guilty pleasures.

By: Pretentious White Girl

Pretentious White Girl — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 14:48:07 +0000

orly?! wow. Do Not Want FTW.

By: Pretentious White Girl

Pretentious White Girl — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 14:45:39 +0000

I feel terrible.

By: Pretentious White Girl

Pretentious White Girl — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 14:45:06 +0000

That’s almost as elaborate as my bacon.

By: Generics

Generics — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 14:26:18 +0000

III was not alright. All three of them were fairly terrible in their own right.

By: piedlourde

piedlourde — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 13:58:11 +0000

Google translator smells I.

By: cJw

cJw — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 13:24:38 +0000

wtfe; it’s at LEAST 2 years old, as I saw it – even the ‘do not want’ – that long ago.

By: Kit

Kit — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 13:22:39 +0000

I think someone actually captioned that over there… either due to this, or they thought it up on their own, I’m pretty sure I have seen it already done.

By: chiibug

chiibug — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 13:15:46 +0000

This is definitely real. I’ve bought tons of bootleg anime, and they are all like this. Its pretty funny.

By: jinx

jinx — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 12:23:14 +0000

I love how at the end when he becomes Darth Vader it says “Do not want” rofl!

By: Tehshay

Tehshay — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 12:11:47 +0000

do not want! hahaha!

By: Kras

Kras — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 10:49:51 +0000

You should get yourself some street-made pirate movies. The subtitles alone is worth the price.

By: Halfbin

Halfbin — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 10:40:33 +0000

Nope, it certainly isn’t. I originally saw this more than a year ago on the site on which it was originally posted.

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 07:20:23 +0000

Or even – “You think you know Jedi, well you don’t know Sith”

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 07:14:20 +0000

Whatever’s next?? Episode 2: Attack of the Clowns??? In fact it’s nearly as bad as Dave Prowse (The guy in the Vader Costume) believing that George Lucas would use his voice as the voice of Vader. Considering that he comes from the West Country, and he sounds like one of those West Country Farmer. You can imagine the scenes that would have to be changed – “Oooh arr Luke. Oi be your father”, or when Vader arrives on Death Star II, the Imperial March plays, and Vader walks down the gangplank with a bit of corn sticking out of his helmet with the sound of sheep coming from the interior of the shuttle or Vader shouting at the rebels “OI Rebels, Gerroff me Death Star”

By: me

me — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 07:12:10 +0000

Could it have been fake then. The thing that gets me is the do not want which is very lol cats.

By: jadebullet

jadebullet — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 06:51:59 +0000

Come on. Lucas already did that with Ep I and II. III was alright.

By: mcbainicus

mcbainicus — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 06:08:06 +0000

“This is what who fuck” best yoda line EVER!!!!

By: lkrngflke

lkrngflke — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 05:56:39 +0000

To be honest thats how I remember it.

By: Steve

Steve — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 05:24:58 +0000

jupp

By: Sparky

Sparky — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 04:21:59 +0000

“DO NOT WANT” = Best part.

By: =David

=David — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 04:18:20 +0000

No, this is not a fake. Kind of ironic, actually- this is where “Do Not Want” came from.

This was posted over three years ago, and began the whole meme:

http://winterson.com/2005/06/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west.html

This is just a video version of it.

By: tiamat

tiamat — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 03:37:34 +0000

I’d have rather seen that than the travesty that I actually spent money on.

Of course, I am a slasher…