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Elaborate Bacon

Elaborate Bacon

Piece in heart Fragrance in mouth

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  1. Cookie says:

    As opposed to our simpler bacon here in the states, which is much less fragrant in the mouth.

  2. Junior says:

    YURUN?…as in URINE? Well there’s the fragrance in the mouth.
    Wow! fetish bacon

  3. Mr Tenth says:

    Bacon its much more elaborate than I was aware
    Although I was aware that large quantities of fried bacon leaves a piece in your heart, normally resulting in heart attack.

    Danish bacon, danish bacon, yummy yummy yummy yummy yum

  4. Raven says:

    Those damn CoCo Chanel piglets! I knew those Asian bastards took my cat and now my fragrant piggy? I noticed something wasn’t right when I walked downstairs and didn’t smell what I can only describe as “skanky whore perfume and crispy delicious bacon”. Guess I could have left out the bit about “crispy and delicious”…makes me seem like I might have pig-napped my own piggly-wiggly. What if they want a ransom? Oh right…asian…3 quid should do it then.

    Cheers!

  5. catgirl says:

    Elaborate bacon is just too complicated for me. I’ll stick with ham.

  6. Mike says:

    Actually, that sounds pretty accurate to me. Eat some bacon, get a mouthful of bacon fragrance and a piece of it lodged in your ventricle.

  7. Thrawn says:

    mmmmm miocardial infarction

  8. At least it’s not simplified bacon. Or, even worse, over-simplified bacon. Blech!

  9. Hasslehoff says:

    after researching the animal that goes into bacon, pretty much how it rolls in shit to keep cool… I would much rather not have fragrance in mouth or piece in heart

    • katillac says:

      You had to research what animal bacon comes from?

      Swine, like many other animals, roll in mud to stay cool and insulate themselves from the heat/sunlight. When hogs are kept in pens that are not kept clean, of course they are going to roll in their own feces.

      The more you know…

  10. BAW says:

    I presume they were trying to say, “Fancy”?

  11. Gauldar says:

    Yurun for teh toilet.

  12. crxmanpat says:

    All your elaborate bacon are belong to us!

  13. Ragomyster III says:

    Sure it’s snazzy. But is it kosher?

  14. JJ says:

    Elaborate yurun bacon.. a much better seller than the Economy fecal bacon

  15. SamSam says:

    That’s put me in the mood for bacon.
    I WANT FRAGRANT BACON!

  16. cookie ninja says:

    fragrant bacon! rub it on yourself before eating for bonus fragrance! haven’t YOU ever wanted to smell like elaborate bacon? Heres your chance!

  17. John says:

    I actually have this exact thing in my fridge :P it’s pretty good.. but I don’t really get the fragrant feeling XD

  18. Raindancer says:

    It’s not just regular bacon, folks- it’s ELABORATE bacon.
    O_o

  19. opustraum says:

    pretty hard reality, eh!

    “Elaborate bacon: Piece in heart, fragrance in mouth”

    elaborate way of describing heart disease, though I can’t fit the ‘fragrance in mouth’ in.

  20. lolocaust says:

    Why is it named Yurun?
    What is the fragrance?
    What piece, exactly, gets lodged in your heart?

    ELABORATE, BACON!


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