Comments on: Tube-Shaped Container

By: Monado

Monado — Sun, 10 May 2009 01:58:06 +0000

A Chinese-Canadian friend once explained to me that “cow boy,” which we encountered on a menu, meant “veal.”

By: Maks

Maks — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 23:53:39 +0000

I prefer cowboy bones. Guys from Texas have got so crunchy skeletons…

By: mondayonion

mondayonion — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 04:59:48 +0000

mmm…abalone, delicious little molluscs they are…

By: Karak

Karak — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 22:48:52 +0000

think about it, bamboo is round like a tube and hollow like a container, so somewhere, they got tube shape container from it.

By: Karak

Karak — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 22:47:26 +0000

Wow, That tube shaped container with gluttons rice chicken sounds amazing, or how about some cowboy bone!!!!

By: Phk

Phk — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 05:21:41 +0000

Google Translate Win!

By: Wilson

Wilson — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 18:01:50 +0000

how they translate it into “tube-shape container” …
It means BAMBOO actually… (Bamboo chicken rice)

By: chris

chris — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 08:47:07 +0000

They got the first thing you can see right, then they went downhill from there. Maybe the more the guy was drinking, the worse the menu got.

By: dr_handle

dr_handle — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 22:38:23 +0000

Yes, I think in this case, ignorance probably is bliss.

By: asjoma

asjoma — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 17:09:21 +0000

Crabs with bean paste? This sounds like a hippie cure for an STD

By: Gay Pornotron

Gay Pornotron — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 02:07:49 +0000

“Black Pepper Cowboy Bone 4: Taming the Wild West”.

With Rock Strongthrust as “West”.

By: Pretentious White Girl

Pretentious White Girl — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 23:37:14 +0000

X-P eeuuuuuuuurrrrrrrgh you just had to go there.

By: Adereen

Adereen — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 21:44:03 +0000

Dunno, but sounds tasty!

By: Chris

Chris — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:14:24 +0000

<.< Perhaps I can have the second one as dessert and cover it in chocolate sauce? =D

By: Aoife

Aoife — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 16:40:16 +0000

And maybe one with red pepper. Variety is the spice of life.

By: drb

drb — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 15:24:00 +0000

So… it’s a sushi roll filled with chicken (hopefully cooked), then? And “Cowboy bone” probably means beef rib, and “Jadeite Fries the Perch” might be Fried Perch With Spinach.

But I refuse to think of “Plain Abalone Buttons Up The Duck” as anything but doing rude things to that damn AFLAC duck in the commercials.

By: catgirl

catgirl — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 14:45:54 +0000

I like the panda, and i miss it.

By: MRNot

MRNot — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 14:05:39 +0000

Condiment WIN!

By: :P

:P — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 13:36:26 +0000

Do you really even *want* to know? I think I’m happier not knowing, lol!

By: ^_^

^_^ — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 13:34:55 +0000

You can use the bed posted before that comes with the handcuff to lie down on… rofl

By: nightlyeclipse

nightlyeclipse — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 12:30:43 +0000

But do I have get it plain?

By: jinx

jinx — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 12:24:13 +0000

wtf?

By: Thrawn

Thrawn — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 12:15:50 +0000

So what exactly is fries the perch a euphamism for?

By: Yuri

Yuri — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 09:44:29 +0000

Yeah tartar’s sauce

By: Raggy

Raggy — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 07:49:43 +0000

Given the trend on this menu, I bet those “crabs” came from down there. Eating out FTW!

By: no

no — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 07:34:27 +0000

why wouldn’t that make sense?

By: ryszard

ryszard — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 07:24:37 +0000

So sorry, is tube-shaped container OF glutinous rice chicken.

By: Obligated, safe. We never violate this privacy

Obligated, safe. We never violate this privacy — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 05:58:15 +0000

Anyone notice there’s only ONE halfway decent food item on that menu?
Crabs sauteed with bean paste sauce.
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Which still doesn’t make any sense.

By: Obligated, safe. We never violate this privacy

Obligated, safe. We never violate this privacy — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 05:56:55 +0000

Look at that bacon sizzle!

By: Emeril

Emeril — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 05:09:10 +0000

BAM!!!

By: dissodatore

dissodatore — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 04:48:36 +0000

me too! i’ll take two cowboy bones, one with pepper, one without???

By: dr_handle

dr_handle — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 01:26:34 +0000

Frightenend – I has it.

By: Partys

Partys — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 00:26:51 +0000

I doesn’t afraid of these food conundrums and neither should you.

By: dr_handle

dr_handle — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 22:29:42 +0000

So, the abalone is doing something unseemly to the duck, the jadeite is frying the perch (that’s a euphemism for something uncivilised if ever I heard one), and as for what Pepper is going to do to that cowboy – is this the menu, or the program for the floor show? I TOLD you I wanted to go eat Italian! Now I think I need a Bex, and a good lie down…

By: Delicacy

Delicacy — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 22:26:19 +0000

Black pepper cowboy bone…
Plain abalone buttons up the duck?
Jadeite fries the perch…??
_
Someone doesn’t know their Engrish!

By: marymert

marymert — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 21:48:01 +0000

My favorite is “buttons up the duck”. Whats a peppered cowboy bone? *SNORT*

By: signe

signe — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 21:43:55 +0000

none of that looks edible

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 21:02:42 +0000

Wait a minute… isn’t that a song by Paula Cole?

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 21:01:46 +0000

It’s full of something.

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 21:01:12 +0000

it’s not a truck. It’s tubes of glutenous rice.

By: Aoife

Aoife — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 21:00:18 +0000

Damn, it all looks bad! Except for the cowboy bone. I could use one of those.

By: Thrawn

Thrawn — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:50:15 +0000

so what’s inside the tube shaped container made of glutinous rice chicken?

By: bunny

bunny — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:46:11 +0000

why does the duck get it up the but? the panda wants some I’m sure.

By: Adereen

Adereen — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:41:26 +0000

I want a cowboy bone, pl0z.

By: Kari

Kari — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:33:09 +0000

Hmm, what about those delicious-sounding abalone buttons up the duck??

By: chimpsmirk

chimpsmirk — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:28:05 +0000

I want blackpepper cowboy bone up the duck!!

By: Kit

Kit — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:19:55 +0000

Is it because it’s full of nicotine?

By: Kit

Kit — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:19:29 +0000

I think the entire menu is so full of engrish, the panda would have a siezure pointing it all out.

By: LouZha

LouZha — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:12:20 +0000

mmm….cowboy bone….is it any wonder why i cant quit u?

By: ubr

ubr — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:09:00 +0000

i thought the black pepper cowboy bone would taste better…