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1. Captain Weiner says:

   September 30, 2008 at 12:07 pm

   Wow. Two for me today.
   w00t!

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2. Seth says:

   September 30, 2008 at 12:11 pm

   Double-plus funny!

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   • leila says:

     October 2, 2008 at 3:48 pm

     Big Brother is watching you…

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3. Korin says:

   September 30, 2008 at 1:04 pm

   “Not fire don’t push” That’s pretty much self-explanatory!

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4. Nixorbo says:

   September 30, 2008 at 1:06 pm

   I am so starting a band called “Fire pluspush.”

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5. Mr. L says:

   September 30, 2008 at 2:15 pm

   Gee, I feel safe now…..

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6. Tom Trifik says:

   September 30, 2008 at 2:18 pm

   Ii is a 2 stage alarm device perhaps?

   #1: Lift the red “Fire Alarm” lever.
   #2: Push the black “Fire Pluspush” button.

   [but if it's not really a fire after all don't push, OK?]

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7. lolbukkit says:

   September 30, 2008 at 4:15 pm

   Phew. Good thing that sign told me not to push the button if there isn’t a fire. I NEVER would have figured that out.

   CRISIS AVERTED, PEOPLE.

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8. dr handle says:

   September 30, 2008 at 6:18 pm

   Does this mean that I can actually turn a fire on and off by pushing this button? “For fire plus, push button. For not fire, do not push button. To speak to an ignition initiation customer care consultant, press the hash key. Your call is important to us…”

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9. Yuri says:

   October 1, 2008 at 5:09 am

   another message brought to you by captain obvious

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   • blatant boy says:

     October 1, 2008 at 12:35 pm

     and his assistant… BLATANT BOY!!!

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10. P-Jam says:

    October 1, 2008 at 6:41 am

    I better not show my local politician as they are all health and safety nuts in the UK and he may think this is the way to go!

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11. D.R. says:

    October 1, 2008 at 3:19 pm

    Fire push

    Not fire don’t push

    …Same button?!

    

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12. Donnie Mac says:

    October 1, 2008 at 10:35 pm

    Ah, but what if the fire is plush?

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13. Shco says:

    October 2, 2008 at 9:53 am

    Do you ever wonder if maybe all the signs we have that are translated into foreign languages as well say messes up shit?

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14. Winston says:

    October 3, 2008 at 9:32 pm

    It’s rather simple Newspeak. If small flame, push. If fire, pluspush. If you’re burning like an overcooked steak in a bbq and everything’s coming down on ya, doublepluspush!

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15. mubarik cabdi malaw says:

    October 17, 2008 at 7:57 am

    i need to know the price of fire alarm . so please send me that price

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16. Anarnomoose says:

    May 13, 2009 at 9:40 am

    I prefer the “fire push+” iterator, although, it probably isn’t as efficient.

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17. nomnomnom says:

    June 28, 2009 at 9:01 pm

    anyone else noticed the writing is in the shape of a smiley?

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