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Engrish Two Tower Subtitles

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  1. erikablare says:

    Warm hungry! Love it.

  2. Loljew says:

    Lmaochwitz.

  3. Tom Trifik says:

    Toast me!

  4. Destin says:

    Warm hungry????

  5. personn5 says:

    wow. fail. Easy to take a LOTR clip and right in similar stuff.

  6. cybely says:

    “Why so serious”

    LOL

  7. Duckman says:

    WHY SO SERIOUS??

    • Pawk says:

      It’s fairly obvious this isn’t a bootleg.

      Notice the voices are ENGLISH, and the text IS ENGLISH…

      What is he translating, exactly?

  8. Koki Kariya says:

    That is actually pretty good translation software that picks up phoneics to that degree. I do like the “ass” for axe translation though. “Why so serious?” is so funny I near died even though it meant nothing when it originally came out.

    • !null says:

      That’s what I was thinking too! I saw the still photos of this ages ago – and loved them – but now that TDK has come out, the “Why so serious?” holds so much more humour in it.

      • srshobbits says:

        OMG I nearly fell outta bed when I saw the “Why So Serious?”
        Do you think the Joker is a LOTR fan?
        XD

        • operator says:

          “You wanna know how i got these scars? I was having a bad day walking around the streets of Osgilliath – i mean a really crazy bad day, wife left me, orcs ate the kids and a warg ate teh dog – when this strange little man sticks some crazy looking antique knife up to my face and asks me ‘WHY SO SERIOUS?!?!”

  9. Danger says:

    “Toast me”
    OMG XD I lol’d hard.

  10. DrunkAvril says:

    This is highly suspicious to me…feels too much like a fake. Can anyone confirm?

    • Slashydutchie says:

      I think I actually downloaded this one back in the day… but I always delete subtitled stuff. Just for this reason, actually. It’s always quite terrible.

    • ladyrazzle says:

      I do actually own a bootleg copy of this movie, and yes, most of it is like this. I don’t recall “Why So Serious” but I used to have “Bring your pussy face to my ass” written on my door at uni.

      Sauron gets referred to as Sharon throughout the movie. And the best part was, I couldn’t turn the subtitles off, even if I wanted to.

  11. Jamezicarius says:

    Hardly hilarious… more like mildly amusing.

    *gnarf*

    • Ashley says:

      My thoughts exactly…Stars Wars III: the Backstroke of the West. *That* was hilarious.

      • Eddy says:

        Yeah, I was just thinking this isn’t as funny as Backstroke. Its kind of too close, only funny in a few places, and not a total amazing set of mistakes.

  12. badcat says:

    I say you got to toast me!

  13. rockandroar says:

    Maybe I missed something, but why would a movie that’s in English have English subtitles, unless it’s intended for the hearing impaired?

  14. rosywhoistherosy says:

    Your uncle is varied by your mall content!

    • Kit says:

      I thought yuppie teens were varied by mall content… but I suppose I was wrong and it’s actually midevil fantasty world uncles that are. I admit defeat.

  15. Onion says:

    He nailed it if you ask me.
    These subtitles aren’t for people who can only read English. These are for the folks that can’t follow the plot.

  16. StealingBread says:

    Why so serious?!
    foreshadowing…

  17. panda says:

    Looks fake as hell to me.

  18. jimmy says:

    ‘Bring your pussy face to my ass!’ – win

  19. Chris says:

    WHY SO SERIOUS? WHY SO SERIOUS? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  20. Yuri says:

    Too long I wanted my sister part seems so weird

  21. Muhahaha says:

    toast me! what? i say you got to toast me! :D

  22. yo mama says:

    i was going to shit my pants when he said bring your pussy face to my ass

  23. udaman says:

    I am from Korea. Many people turn on English subtitle to learn English. They would not catch those English mistakes. I still don’t understand “Why So Serious?” Can someone explain? It is because the grammar is incorrect?

    • !null says:

      Actually it’s not as funny because of a grammar issue, but because it was a very prominent and often-repeated line from the more recent (and extreeemely popular) movie “The Dark Knight”. :D

  24. Sparky says:

    Lol… Sam… “Why so serious?”

  25. Woodgatejack says:

    Nah, It’s bollocks, like the ‘Revenge Of The Sith’ bootleg that was on here and fail-blog not so long ago.
    Why would a film in English have broken English subtitles? Wouldn’t the subtitles be in the language its meant to be translated into?
    The “Why so serious” bit was a dead give-away; Heath Ledger’s Joker has become a meme on 4Chan and as such is a rather obvious gag.

    This vid might be funnier if viewed as a kind of ‘misheard lyrics’ thing (’scuse me whilst I kiss this guy, If you love to sell pussy you are a pirate) but as an ‘Engrish’ thing it doesn’t work.

    Sorry guys, I love this site and the rest of Cheezburger, but stuff like this is embarrassing.

    • !null says:

      Nope, I don’t know about the Star Wars one but this one is almost certainly real. As a few people mentioned above, when taking an English film illegally, the bootleggers aren’t going to bother translating it and are even less likely to dub it. The only reason they are put there is to attempt to make it easier for the intended nationality to understand.
      (Believe me, reading the words along with listening to a person speak does make it way easier – I’ve only got a high school education in French, but turning subtitles on allows me to watch and fully understand French TV shows, namely Just for Laughs).
      The “Why so serious” part is just an amazing coincidence. This particular bootleg of The Two Towers has been around for years; I’ve had a site with still photos of the bootleg bookmarked for about two and a half.

  26. lolbukkit says:

    Should have been “wut food u got”. :(

    “Toast me” was freaking hilarious. :D

  27. ana says:

    i didnt find this at all funny. the words were way off.

  28. Davey Jay says:

    RIP Heath Ledger.

  29. Scott says:

    Um, why would they provide engrish translations of a movie spoken in english?

  30. Karen says:

    I have this dvd…
    Funnies thing I have ever watched!

  31. AB says:

    Bring your pussy face to my ass? lol

  32. drdistracto says:

    you must toast me

  33. Maria says:

    This is not a fake. These subtitles are much older than Dark Night, of that I am certain. I have seen them years ago. Here are a few more, from FOTR and TTT. They are only pics, but if you remember the lines, you won’t need the audio.

    FOTR: http://www.regretless.com/funny/FOTR_captions/badfotrprologue.html

    TTT: http://www.regretless.com/funny/Two_Towers_captions/00-20.htm

    For those of you who have this release on DVD: No chance of sharing it? By torrent or something? I would love to have this!

  34. Sarah says:

    thanks for the urls…they were neat

  35. a.s says:

    WHY…SO…whats the word

  36. nomnomnom says:

    LMAO pussy ass.

  37. metalboy94 says:

    bring ur pussy face to my ass…

    THIS IS THE FIRST REPORTED WINFAIL (or FAILWIN)!

  38. Raindancer says:

    Can you not see that your uncle is varied by your mall content?
    roflcopters :D

  39. jinxed_07 says:

    Sam: “Why so serious, frodo?” xD

  40. jinxed_07 says:

    Bring your pu**y face to my a** *scene cuts off* XD


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