Comments on: Rord of the Lings: The Spires of Two Largeness http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/ Engrish is NOW! :) Sat, 21 Nov 2009 04:57:57 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: jinxed_07 http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-65688 jinxed_07 Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:57:18 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-65688 Bring your pu**y face to my a** *scene cuts off* XD Bring your pu**y face to my a** *scene cuts off* XD

]]> By: jinxed_07 http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-65687 jinxed_07 Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:52:07 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-65687 Sam: "Why so serious, frodo?" xD Sam: “Why so serious, frodo?” xD

]]> By: jinxed_07 http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-65686 jinxed_07 Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:51:24 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-65686 xD I know, I could help but pretend i was coughing so i could watch this in class :DD xD I know, I could help but pretend i was coughing so i could watch this in class :D D

]]> By: Raindancer http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-47069 Raindancer Mon, 10 Aug 2009 01:46:56 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-47069 Can you not see that your uncle is varied by your mall content? roflcopters :D Can you not see that your uncle is varied by your mall content?
roflcopters :D

]]> By: Raindancer http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-47068 Raindancer Mon, 10 Aug 2009 01:33:23 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-47068 roflcopters very creative XD roflcopters
very creative XD

]]> By: metalboy94 http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-45836 metalboy94 Sun, 02 Aug 2009 09:41:36 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-45836 bring ur pussy face to my ass... THIS IS THE FIRST REPORTED WINFAIL (or FAILWIN)! bring ur pussy face to my ass…

THIS IS THE FIRST REPORTED WINFAIL (or FAILWIN)!

]]> By: nomnomnom http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-39952 nomnomnom Mon, 29 Jun 2009 04:06:58 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-39952 LMAO pussy ass. LMAO pussy ass.

]]> By: Jack http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-34050 Jack Tue, 26 May 2009 21:46:35 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-34050 Nice one! Nice one!

]]> By: a.s http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-19873 a.s Tue, 10 Feb 2009 02:18:26 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-19873 WHY...SO...whats the word WHY…SO…whats the word

]]> By: Sarah http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-19086 Sarah Mon, 02 Feb 2009 02:45:12 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-19086 thanks for the urls...they were neat thanks for the urls…they were neat

]]> By: Maria http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-16623 Maria Fri, 09 Jan 2009 05:44:18 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-16623 This is not a fake. These subtitles are much older than Dark Night, of that I am certain. I have seen them years ago. Here are a few more, from FOTR and TTT. They are only pics, but if you remember the lines, you won't need the audio. FOTR: http://www.regretless.com/funny/FOTR_captions/badfotrprologue.html TTT: http://www.regretless.com/funny/Two_Towers_captions/00-20.htm For those of you who have this release on DVD: No chance of sharing it? By torrent or something? I would love to have this! This is not a fake. These subtitles are much older than Dark Night, of that I am certain. I have seen them years ago. Here are a few more, from FOTR and TTT. They are only pics, but if you remember the lines, you won’t need the audio.

FOTR: http://www.regretless.com/funny/FOTR_captions/badfotrprologue.html

TTT: http://www.regretless.com/funny/Two_Towers_captions/00-20.htm

For those of you who have this release on DVD: No chance of sharing it? By torrent or something? I would love to have this!

]]> By: warren http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-15253 warren Tue, 23 Dec 2008 09:52:06 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-15253 hahahahaha, quote win! hahahahaha, quote win!

]]> By: Tomaulmiriadgan http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-14933 Tomaulmiriadgan Fri, 19 Dec 2008 05:38:26 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-14933 niiiiiiiiiiice. niiiiiiiiiiice.

]]> By: Waffles http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-10900 Waffles Sun, 16 Nov 2008 04:17:15 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-10900 haha your lucky want to share the dvd with the rest of us haha your lucky want to share the dvd with the rest of us

]]> By: drdistracto http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-10877 drdistracto Sun, 16 Nov 2008 00:32:01 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-10877 you must toast me you must toast me

]]> By: AB http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-10845 AB Sat, 15 Nov 2008 19:51:15 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-10845 Bring your pussy face to my ass? lol Bring your pussy face to my ass? lol

]]> By: Karen http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-7979 Karen Sat, 25 Oct 2008 06:33:07 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-7979 I have this dvd... Funnies thing I have ever watched! I have this dvd…
Funnies thing I have ever watched!

]]> By: Mitaka http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-7469 Mitaka Tue, 21 Oct 2008 03:48:31 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-7469 I will never be able to watch that scene with a straight face again. :) I will never be able to watch that scene with a straight face again. :)

]]> By: Zephire http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-6027 Zephire Wed, 08 Oct 2008 04:40:31 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-6027 Not the bread! Not the bread!

]]> By: Najimbe http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-5939 Najimbe Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:06:26 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-5939 You answered your own question, then questioned your answer. You answered your own question, then questioned your answer.

]]> By: Scott http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-5708 Scott Sun, 05 Oct 2008 14:10:09 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-5708 Um, why would they provide engrish translations of a movie spoken in english? Um, why would they provide engrish translations of a movie spoken in english?

]]> By: fuxxed http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-5686 fuxxed Sun, 05 Oct 2008 04:42:56 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-5686 OMFG I SAYED FOR YOU TO TOAST ME!!! OMFG I SAYED FOR YOU TO TOAST ME!!!

]]> By: Davey Jay http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-5411 Davey Jay Thu, 02 Oct 2008 18:50:17 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-5411 RIP Heath Ledger. RIP Heath Ledger.

]]> By: Pawk http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-5339 Pawk Thu, 02 Oct 2008 10:56:02 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-5339 It's fairly obvious this isn't a bootleg. Notice the voices are ENGLISH, and the text IS ENGLISH... What is he translating, exactly? It’s fairly obvious this isn’t a bootleg.

Notice the voices are ENGLISH, and the text IS ENGLISH…

What is he translating, exactly?

]]> By: Tater http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-5327 Tater Thu, 02 Oct 2008 03:52:56 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-5327 that's the point that’s the point

]]> By: Pops http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-5326 Pops Thu, 02 Oct 2008 03:48:08 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-5326 The pinnacle is not reached by your word talkings. The pinnacle is not reached by your word talkings.

]]> By: ana http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-5294 ana Wed, 01 Oct 2008 21:20:43 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-5294 i didnt find this at all funny. the words were way off. i didnt find this at all funny. the words were way off.

]]> By: !null http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-5293 !null Wed, 01 Oct 2008 21:19:37 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-5293 Nope, I don't know about the Star Wars one but this one is almost certainly real. As a few people mentioned above, when taking an English film illegally, the bootleggers aren't going to bother translating it and are even less likely to dub it. The only reason they are put there is to attempt to make it easier for the intended nationality to understand. (Believe me, reading the words along with listening to a person speak does make it way easier - I've only got a high school education in French, but turning subtitles on allows me to watch and fully understand French TV shows, namely Just for Laughs). The "Why so serious" part is just an amazing coincidence. This particular bootleg of The Two Towers has been around for years; I've had a site with still photos of the bootleg bookmarked for about two and a half. Nope, I don’t know about the Star Wars one but this one is almost certainly real. As a few people mentioned above, when taking an English film illegally, the bootleggers aren’t going to bother translating it and are even less likely to dub it. The only reason they are put there is to attempt to make it easier for the intended nationality to understand.
(Believe me, reading the words along with listening to a person speak does make it way easier – I’ve only got a high school education in French, but turning subtitles on allows me to watch and fully understand French TV shows, namely Just for Laughs).
The “Why so serious” part is just an amazing coincidence. This particular bootleg of The Two Towers has been around for years; I’ve had a site with still photos of the bootleg bookmarked for about two and a half.

]]> By: lolbukkit http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-5292 lolbukkit Wed, 01 Oct 2008 21:14:12 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-5292 Should have been "wut food u got". :( "Toast me" was freaking hilarious. :D Should have been “wut food u got”. :(

“Toast me” was freaking hilarious. :D

]]> By: !null http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-5290 !null Wed, 01 Oct 2008 21:12:06 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-5290 Actually it's not as funny because of a grammar issue, but because it was a very prominent and often-repeated line from the more recent (and extreeemely popular) movie "The Dark Knight". :D Actually it’s not as funny because of a grammar issue, but because it was a very prominent and often-repeated line from the more recent (and extreeemely popular) movie “The Dark Knight”. :D

]]> By: !null http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-5289 !null Wed, 01 Oct 2008 21:07:05 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-5289 They actually have surprisingly similar hair, too. They actually have surprisingly similar hair, too.

]]> By: Woodgatejack http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-5288 Woodgatejack Wed, 01 Oct 2008 20:59:31 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-5288 Nah, It's bollocks, like the 'Revenge Of The Sith' bootleg that was on here and fail-blog not so long ago. Why would a film in English have broken English subtitles? Wouldn't the subtitles be in the language its meant to be translated into? The "Why so serious" bit was a dead give-away; Heath Ledger's Joker has become a meme on 4Chan and as such is a rather obvious gag. This vid might be funnier if viewed as a kind of 'misheard lyrics' thing ('scuse me whilst I kiss this guy, If you love to sell pussy you are a pirate) but as an 'Engrish' thing it doesn't work. Sorry guys, I love this site and the rest of Cheezburger, but stuff like this is embarrassing. Nah, It’s bollocks, like the ‘Revenge Of The Sith’ bootleg that was on here and fail-blog not so long ago.
Why would a film in English have broken English subtitles? Wouldn’t the subtitles be in the language its meant to be translated into?
The “Why so serious” bit was a dead give-away; Heath Ledger’s Joker has become a meme on 4Chan and as such is a rather obvious gag.

This vid might be funnier if viewed as a kind of ‘misheard lyrics’ thing (’scuse me whilst I kiss this guy, If you love to sell pussy you are a pirate) but as an ‘Engrish’ thing it doesn’t work.

Sorry guys, I love this site and the rest of Cheezburger, but stuff like this is embarrassing.

]]> By: Sparky http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-5283 Sparky Wed, 01 Oct 2008 20:29:27 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-5283 Lol... Sam... "Why so serious?" Lol… Sam… “Why so serious?”

]]> By: udaman http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-5282 udaman Wed, 01 Oct 2008 20:24:41 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-5282 I am from Korea. Many people turn on English subtitle to learn English. They would not catch those English mistakes. I still don't understand “Why So Serious?” Can someone explain? It is because the grammar is incorrect? I am from Korea. Many people turn on English subtitle to learn English. They would not catch those English mistakes. I still don’t understand “Why So Serious?” Can someone explain? It is because the grammar is incorrect?

]]> By: ophelia http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-5276 ophelia Wed, 01 Oct 2008 19:31:01 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-5276 that's awesome. thanks for making my day. that’s awesome. thanks for making my day.

]]> By: Archon http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-5267 Archon Wed, 01 Oct 2008 18:43:22 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-5267 Yes, directly. Yes, directly.

]]> By: The L http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-5263 The L Wed, 01 Oct 2008 17:48:10 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-5263 1000 years later, Sam Gamgee was reincarnated as the Joker. 1000 years later, Sam Gamgee was reincarnated as the Joker.

]]> By: operator http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-5260 operator Wed, 01 Oct 2008 17:32:20 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-5260 "You wanna know how i got these scars? I was having a bad day walking around the streets of Osgilliath - i mean a really crazy bad day, wife left me, orcs ate the kids and a warg ate teh dog - when this strange little man sticks some crazy looking antique knife up to my face and asks me 'WHY SO SERIOUS?!?!" “You wanna know how i got these scars? I was having a bad day walking around the streets of Osgilliath – i mean a really crazy bad day, wife left me, orcs ate the kids and a warg ate teh dog – when this strange little man sticks some crazy looking antique knife up to my face and asks me ‘WHY SO SERIOUS?!?!”

]]> By: srshobbits http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-5255 srshobbits Wed, 01 Oct 2008 16:56:34 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-5255 OMG I nearly fell outta bed when I saw the "Why So Serious?" Do you think the Joker is a LOTR fan? XD OMG I nearly fell outta bed when I saw the “Why So Serious?”
Do you think the Joker is a LOTR fan?
XD

]]> By: yo mama http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-5251 yo mama Wed, 01 Oct 2008 16:41:57 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-5251 i was going to shit my pants when he said bring your pussy face to my ass i was going to shit my pants when he said bring your pussy face to my ass

]]> By: Kit http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-5248 Kit Wed, 01 Oct 2008 16:01:38 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-5248 I thought yuppie teens were varied by mall content... but I suppose I was wrong and it's actually midevil fantasty world uncles that are. I admit defeat. I thought yuppie teens were varied by mall content… but I suppose I was wrong and it’s actually midevil fantasty world uncles that are. I admit defeat.

]]> By: woogle http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-5242 woogle Wed, 01 Oct 2008 15:17:46 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-5242 Like this antique sabre, a family heirloom? Like this antique sabre, a family heirloom?

]]> By: Muhahaha http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-5234 Muhahaha Wed, 01 Oct 2008 13:50:13 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-5234 toast me! what? i say you got to toast me! :D toast me! what? i say you got to toast me! :D

]]> By: Viking http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-5229 Viking Wed, 01 Oct 2008 13:40:28 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-5229 Best. "Rine". Ever! Best. “Rine”. Ever!

]]> By: Yuri http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-5222 Yuri Wed, 01 Oct 2008 12:12:26 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-5222 Too long I wanted my sister part seems so weird Too long I wanted my sister part seems so weird

]]> By: Chris http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-5209 Chris Wed, 01 Oct 2008 08:58:26 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-5209 WHY SO SERIOUS? WHY SO SERIOUS? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHY SO SERIOUS? WHY SO SERIOUS? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

]]> By: Grrr Power http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-5208 Grrr Power Wed, 01 Oct 2008 07:32:07 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-5208 Yeah? Well, you're photoshopped. Yeah?
Well, you’re photoshopped.

]]> By: Grrr Power http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-5207 Grrr Power Wed, 01 Oct 2008 07:29:47 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-5207 That's still no excuse for elementary spelling mistakes. Or, erementally sperring mistakes, if you will. That’s still no excuse for elementary spelling mistakes.
Or, erementally sperring mistakes, if you will.

]]> By: Bard the Bowman http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-5206 Bard the Bowman Wed, 01 Oct 2008 06:28:40 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-5206 Not anymore. Not anymore.

]]> By: !null http://engrishfunny.com/2008/09/30/rord-of-the-lings-the-spires-of-two-largeness/comment-page-1/#comment-5204 !null Wed, 01 Oct 2008 05:11:48 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=2304#comment-5204 That's what I was thinking too! I saw the still photos of this ages ago - and loved them - but now that TDK has come out, the "Why so serious?" holds so much more humour in it. That’s what I was thinking too! I saw the still photos of this ages ago – and loved them – but now that TDK has come out, the “Why so serious?” holds so much more humour in it.

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