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Proof That You Don’t Need Words For Engrish


Engrish hat instructions

Step 1: See diagram

Step 2: See diagram

Step 3: See diagram

Step 4: ?

Step 5: Profit

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  1. Ryan Waxx says:

    This is more of a fail than an engrish. no?

  2. james says:

    LOL AssHat!!!

  3. Emilio says:

    Neither Engrish nor a fail. I’ve ordered from this company before. It’s a JOKE. It’s meant to be funny. They know you don’t need instructions for a hat!

  4. Mike D says:

    That’s called a 2nd degree fail.

  5. Brittani says:

    It’s called awesome!!! :D

  6. Chronos says:

    Argh, that was already on Fail Blog, stupid Engrish site…. Oh, well, I can’t stay mad at it forever! :D

  7. Jenni says:

    designed to be funny. still funny.

  8. teh penguin says:

    THIS IS NOT ENGRISH

  9. stablercake says:

    o _o

    This has nothing to do with Engrish.

    Apart from the fact that it’s intentional, it doesn’t involve any attempt at English. It’s stating true facts, and it’s in Spanish.

    …factual spanish~

  10. Sean says:

    It’s actually more of a Spanrish, because it says “Instructions: How to Use Your Nine Hat.”

  11. GG says:

    Not really, it says sombrero nuevo, which means new hat.

  12. caylee says:

    Any futurama fans out there? lol stupid monkey

    • Spazzmin says:

      Yeah Futurama! Nice memory, I didn’t recall that scene, even after staring at that pic with the hat on the ass… I fail.

      But still, is this engrish? I think not. It is spanish with funny diagrams.

  13. hodudududuh says:

    “Proof That You Don’t Need Words For Engrish”? Funny, aren’t those things made of letters there words?

  14. AaronLee says:

    Man has made not truer asshat that this. Remove the line through that picture, I say! :monocle:

  15. sandro says:

    Wow! So sticking this thing up your asshole is INCORRECTO! Who would’ve thought that!?

  16. nv1962 says:

    First!

    Well almost.

    Still, what’s really funny is that apparently even the Spanish readers here haven’t noticed the zpulling mesticks.

    It says literally: “How To Use Your Nine Hat” (nueve or “nine” instead of nuevo for “new”). Also, “instrucciones” has no accent.

    Neener.

    (If you don’t succeed at First! Insist! Some! More! First!)

  17. Philip J Fry says:

    Ooh… it’s Günther…without his Thinking Hat :D

  18. katy says:

    Okay, so not technically engrish – but I am very happy to have seen this. (Okay, that sounds weird, like a bad translation; I should say “Funny. Good.”)

  19. Lisa says:

    That is absolutely meant to be funny. Would you read a Demotivator as a fail? Heck, no.

  20. DiRoman says:

    This does have a military application to it. I remember when I entered the military and in boot camp they taught you how to wear the uniform correctly especially the hat. And the training instructors who wore the smokey the bear hats would always tell us to get our heads out of our asses. 2nd pic is military member in proper uniform with head up ass.

  21. that one guy says:

    who wants fishsticks?

  22. Kye says:

    .. and that’s the way you do it..

  23. Jim says:

    The Spanish version of the hokey pokey is even more different from the English one than I thought.

  24. Jelly says:

    Si! ¡El sombrero pasa la cabeza!

  25. Construct 8 says:

    At least I don’t have to get up to go to the bathroom anymore.

  26. Me says:

    lol, the underwear gnomes!!! my parents love south park, so do i

  27. soraku101 says:

    ARE YOU FUXING SERIOUS!!!!

  28. gustavsonk says:

    hahahahahhaa


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