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Presently, Engrish pictures posted on Thursday, October 2nd, 2008 at 12:00 pm.
This is more of a fail than an engrish. no?
It’s actually a WIN since it is intentional…
Es muy divertido!
No puedo dejar de reír.
Ni yo, mañana voy a mostrarlo a mi hermana.
lets all fart in our hats
LOL AssHat!!!
Neither Engrish nor a fail. I’ve ordered from this company before. It’s a JOKE. It’s meant to be funny. They know you don’t need instructions for a hat!
People around here don’t understand the concept of JOKE!!! Except for me, I understand the simple concept of JOKE… *slaps everyone who doesnt understand the concept of JOKE across the face with a small dog*
…they mentioned it was a joke in their post.
Retard.
i was reinforcing emilio’s post. I was simply elaborating on JOKE, which apparently you were not smart enough to figure out. you are just too busy wit hyour finger up your nose to stop and think and figure out that 2+2=fish!
…
YOU, sir, are a completely mentally deficient moron!
Sometimes, jokes are best when not elaborated on.
agreed, but when you get a basher in here you gotta bash back…
may the JOKE be with you!
Why so serious?
What is the name of said company? A sense of humor like that should be rewarded, and that’s a pretty swell hat.
hatsinthebelfry dot com
I actually had something like that in a box of a hat I bought. It amuzed me much.
That’s called a 2nd degree fail.
It’s called awesome!!!
Argh, that was already on Fail Blog, stupid Engrish site…. Oh, well, I can’t stay mad at it forever!
designed to be funny. still funny.
THIS IS NOT ENGRISH
WHO CARES! If you do not like it you can just go burn in a very scary, dark place!
It is a cause for concern when a site devoted to engrish is no longer displaying engrish. Yes, it’s funny, but it doesn’t fit in on this site.
I love that your comment is so intelligent sounding and your icon dood has a monocle.
What determines our avatars anyway? Mine looks retarded…
Wonder what that could mean…
You could change your Avatar, but the costs are prohibitive and the instructions are written in Engrish.
Jenny said it best.
“designed to be funny. still funny.”
And still not Engrish.
thank you!
RE:”WHO CARES! If you do not like it you can just go burn
in a very scary, dark place!”
How can you burn in a very dark place? Wouldn’t the act of burning cause the dark place to become illuminated?
When you’re out of important points, you can always argue semantics. That makes you sound smart.
o _o
This has nothing to do with Engrish.
Apart from the fact that it’s intentional, it doesn’t involve any attempt at English. It’s stating true facts, and it’s in Spanish.
…factual spanish~
It’s actually more of a Spanrish, because it says “Instructions: How to Use Your Nine Hat.”
It actually says “how to use your new hat”. It’s not poor Spanish and it’s in clear English on the other side (why it was posted Spanish side up is also beyond me), so it really doesn’t belong on this site.
Just think of all the productive things that could be accomplished with all the energy people spend here on whining….
Why, it might almost be enough energy to get someone to post things that are relevant to the site’s theme?
Naah. That energy level doesn’t exist.
eyesight fail.
that is, YOUR eyesight fail.
LOL @ U & NUEVE/NUEVO MISTAKES
LOL @ U & NUEVO/NUEVE MISTAKES
Not really, it says sombrero nuevo, which means new hat.
FAIL. Look closer. The last letter is an E.
yup. It’s Nueve.
Is that Spanish for noob?
I do believe so!
Any futurama fans out there? lol stupid monkey
Yeah Futurama! Nice memory, I didn’t recall that scene, even after staring at that pic with the hat on the ass… I fail.
But still, is this engrish? I think not. It is spanish with funny diagrams.
“Proof That You Don’t Need Words For Engrish”? Funny, aren’t those things made of letters there words?
Nah, that’s Spanish. Spanish technically doesn’t consist of words, as anyone listening to a speaker of the language could tell you.
Ah, I see. Clearly I was sorely mistaken. My apologies.
Man has made not truer asshat that this. Remove the line through that picture, I say! :monocle:
You rang?
lol
Wow! So sticking this thing up your asshole is INCORRECTO! Who would’ve thought that!?
in your asshole is fine. on your asshole es muy incorrecto, pendejo. no puedes entender?!
First!
Well almost.
Still, what’s really funny is that apparently even the Spanish readers here haven’t noticed the zpulling mesticks.
It says literally: “How To Use Your Nine Hat” (nueve or “nine” instead of nuevo for “new”). Also, “instrucciones” has no accent.
Neener.
(If you don’t succeed at First! Insist! Some! More! First!)
Ooh… it’s Günther…without his Thinking Hat
Okay, so not technically engrish – but I am very happy to have seen this. (Okay, that sounds weird, like a bad translation; I should say “Funny. Good.”)
“no asshats”
That is absolutely meant to be funny. Would you read a Demotivator as a fail? Heck, no.
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=215
Hats for Dalmascans?
This does have a military application to it. I remember when I entered the military and in boot camp they taught you how to wear the uniform correctly especially the hat. And the training instructors who wore the smokey the bear hats would always tell us to get our heads out of our asses. 2nd pic is military member in proper uniform with head up ass.
who wants fishsticks?
.. and that’s the way you do it..
duh
The Spanish version of the hokey pokey is even more different from the English one than I thought.
Si! ¡El sombrero pasa la cabeza!
At least I don’t have to get up to go to the bathroom anymore.
lol, the underwear gnomes!!! my parents love south park, so do i
ARE YOU FUXING SERIOUS!!!!
hahahahahhaa