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Because I do not have a tissue always ready in this restroom, please buy used one

Because I do not have a tissue always ready in this restroom, please buy used one

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  1. Shadow Link says:

    I’m first and I brought tissue. Let the party begin.

  2. phantasmito says:

    But how did you use it?

  3. Raggy says:

    “Dude! Pass that tissue here when you’re done. I need to wipe my mouth.”

    • Coporal PunishMint says:

      Well, first we must reach into the bowl and retrieve it and rinse off the residue, wring it out, put it in the sun to dry, flatten it and roll it back onto the tube and then mark it as Recycled & Eco-Friendly! And TA DA! then we can resale it for twice the original price!

  4. Squally says:

    B-but I dont wanna use a used one….it’s already been had!!!

  5. Wesley says:

    Not surprisingly, the Korean part at the bottom isn’t exactly a perfect translation either. It says, “At this toilet, we do not provide textile, so you buy what you use.” Someone scribbled an X over the ‘you buy’ part and corrected it to ‘you must buy’… that does make the sentence a bit more clear. It is kind of strange that ’tissue(tissyu)’ that’s in the original Japanese text was translated to ‘textile(jikmul)’ in Korean.

  6. Thrawn says:

    so it’s accurate aside from the part about buying Used tissue?

  7. Yuri says:

    another civilized thing to do

  8. D.R. says:

    I think I’m going to take a risk and buy some new ones, thanks

  9. Other side of the Fence says:

    Is this what they meant by green shift, recycle?

  10. Achi says:

    And here I was just flushing them. Economic opportunity fail.

  11. aikoe says:

    Well, the Japanese part says, basically, “In this toilet there is no tissue, so people who want to use the toilet, please buy paper to use.” They just seem to have mixed up the “use” part.

    • katy says:

      Aw … that takes all the fun out of it! (I hate to think how we do in providing translations of signs for our Japanese tourists – they are probably too polite to tell us!)

      I’m still planning to buy a used one.

  12. l says:

    I AM THE QUEEN OF FRANCE! *dances*

  13. Mr.L says:

    O RLY?

  14. Whip says:

    SAVE THE RAINFOREST.. don’t bother buying used tissue, wipe your a$$ with something on the endangered species list. I prefer baby seals tho, It’s a bad halibut i know, i dont do it on porpise but when im perched on the throne i like somethin fluffeh. mmm baby seals *masturbates*

  15. Yan says:

    well, I think I’ll just shit in an alley then… newspaper has more than one use

  16. Euni says:

    The engrish actually makes more sense than the korean underneath it

  17. Shining always! says:

    Can I has used textile?


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