Comments on: iPood http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/ Engrish is NOW! :) Sat, 21 Nov 2009 04:57:57 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Jackson http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-64080 Jackson Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:36:14 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-64080 New from Apple. New from Apple.

]]> By: irishdancergirl http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-51269 irishdancergirl Tue, 01 Sep 2009 21:08:07 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-51269 I fart too! NO WAY! I fart too!

NO WAY!

]]> By: cheshire_kitten http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-17353 cheshire_kitten Sat, 17 Jan 2009 18:24:44 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-17353 do you guys also thik it's funny that assessment starst with ass? do you guys also thik it’s funny that assessment starst with ass?

]]> By: morgan http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-14485 morgan Sun, 14 Dec 2008 20:20:01 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-14485 WTF? WTF?

]]> By: AB http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-10839 AB Sat, 15 Nov 2008 19:17:17 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-10839 Han er egentilg en nordmann som prøver å skrive dansk. :) Han er egentilg en nordmann som prøver å skrive dansk. :)

]]> By: Dan http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-9410 Dan Thu, 06 Nov 2008 14:31:18 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-9410 I'm dan. Does that count? I’m dan. Does that count?

]]> By: Dan http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-9409 Dan Thu, 06 Nov 2008 14:30:43 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-9409 "i fart" means "in use" in Danish! I so want to make sure that all the bathroom stalls in Denmark notify people when they are already in use! Engrish, it's not... but come on, it's funny. “i fart” means “in use” in Danish! I so want to make sure that all the bathroom stalls in Denmark notify people when they are already in use!

Engrish, it’s not… but come on, it’s funny.

]]> By: Janni http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-8786 Janni Sat, 01 Nov 2008 12:02:16 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-8786 Oh, I love my language sometimes! Seriously! Slut: End/finished Mad: Food We even have a town called Middelfart... Ah, Denmark... the country where the police conducts FART KONTROL. <3 Oh, I love my language sometimes! Seriously!

Slut: End/finished
Mad: Food

We even have a town called Middelfart…

Ah, Denmark… the country where the police conducts FART KONTROL. <3

]]> By: Swoosh http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-8221 Swoosh Tue, 28 Oct 2008 01:22:30 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-8221 I just got back to Denmark from 3 weeks in LA and was taking out cash from an ATM. About to leave i looked on a small box to the side of the ATM with a sign that said "Boner her". For a second I was liek "Erh ok", before my brain got into Danish mode and realized that it meant "Reciepts here" :S Will go and take pic. I just got back to Denmark from 3 weeks in LA and was taking out cash from an ATM. About to leave i looked on a small box to the side of the ATM with a sign that said “Boner her”.
For a second I was liek “Erh ok”, before my brain got into Danish mode and realized that it meant “Reciepts here” :S
Will go and take pic.

]]> By: Julie http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-7437 Julie Mon, 20 Oct 2008 20:01:14 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-7437 Well, let's just face it: Yeah it's not Engrish, it's Danish.. But that doesn't make it less funny xD Dansker her :) //Julie Well, let’s just face it: Yeah it’s not Engrish, it’s Danish..

But that doesn’t make it less funny xD

Dansker her :)

//Julie

]]> By: Robyn http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-7193 Robyn Thu, 16 Oct 2008 17:27:01 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-7193 Thas, thanks for the translation. Despite the name, the true theme of this site is "signs and labels that puzzle and amuse English speakers." I hope you're not offended, but the sign *is* funny to someone who speaks no Danish. Thas, thanks for the translation. Despite the name, the true theme of this site is “signs and labels that puzzle and amuse English speakers.” I hope you’re not offended, but the sign *is* funny to someone who speaks no Danish.

]]> By: annzi http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-6993 annzi Wed, 15 Oct 2008 12:34:45 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-6993 Its not. Its not.

]]> By: lulz http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-6604 lulz Sun, 12 Oct 2008 17:05:12 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-6604 F is for FRIENDS who do stuff together F is for FRIENDS who do stuff together

]]> By: ireentje http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-6376 ireentje Fri, 10 Oct 2008 19:41:34 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-6376 actually... it's actually :P Wow I'm even nagging at myself! actually… it’s actually :P Wow I’m even nagging at myself!

]]> By: ireentje http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-6374 ireentje Fri, 10 Oct 2008 19:40:20 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-6374 Actully Duth- from the Netherlands... :P Yes I know I am nagging... but still........ Actully Duth- from the Netherlands…
:P
Yes I know I am nagging… but still……..

]]> By: Xtreme http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-6371 Xtreme Fri, 10 Oct 2008 19:06:56 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-6371 FUN!! F.U.N! LEt me spell it for ya X3!! F is for FRIENDS who do stuff together liek u and me U is forU and MEEEEE N is for Anywhere and anytime at all right here in teh deep bloo sea! F IS FOR FIRE THAT BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN U IS FOR URANIUM BOMBS!!!! N IS FOR NOO0 SURVIVOOOORS!!!! FUN!! F.U.N! LEt me spell it for ya X3!!
F is for FRIENDS who do stuff together liek u and me
U is forU and MEEEEE
N is for Anywhere and anytime at all right here in teh deep bloo sea!

F IS FOR FIRE THAT BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN
U IS FOR URANIUM BOMBS!!!!
N IS FOR NOO0 SURVIVOOOORS!!!!

]]> By: Patrick http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-6211 Patrick Thu, 09 Oct 2008 16:06:09 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-6211 Dansk her også! Dansk her også!

]]> By: what http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-6175 what Thu, 09 Oct 2008 08:45:58 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-6175 What? No. What? No.

]]> By: Ix http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-6161 Ix Thu, 09 Oct 2008 04:58:42 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-6161 WIN WIN

]]> By: Kent http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-6077 Kent Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:33:11 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-6077 It's ok - I'm Denmark after noon - we share the work :) It’s ok – I’m Denmark after noon – we share the work :)

]]> By: John the One http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-6056 John the One Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:37:01 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-6056 thats not engrish. its danish! thats not engrish. its danish!

]]> By: Thetrace360 http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-6034 Thetrace360 Wed, 08 Oct 2008 10:04:44 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-6034 This whole mini convo reminds me of that episode of Sponge Bob, when Sponge Bob is messing around with Mermaid Man's belt. "I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, we wumbo! It's First grade!!!" This whole mini convo reminds me of that episode of Sponge Bob, when Sponge Bob is messing around with Mermaid Man’s belt. “I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, we wumbo! It’s First grade!!!”

]]> By: Madsen http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-6013 Madsen Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:59:40 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-6013 Lol! Really? I used an online dictionary and what little knowledge I have about Japanese and asked a (non-native) Japanese speaking friend if it looked ok and he fixed the kanji for me. :-| I can't wait till he needs something translated into Danish again. How would you say "I am Danish" in Japanese then? Just FYI, Google Translator actually translates it into "I am Danish", but yeah, I know... Machine translations (and apparently friendship and trustworthiness) - FAIL! Lol! Really?
I used an online dictionary and what little knowledge I have about Japanese and asked a (non-native) Japanese speaking friend if it looked ok and he fixed the kanji for me. :-| I can’t wait till he needs something translated into Danish again.

How would you say “I am Danish” in Japanese then?

Just FYI, Google Translator actually translates it into “I am Danish”, but yeah, I know… Machine translations (and apparently friendship and trustworthiness) – FAIL!

]]> By: Madsen http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-6012 Madsen Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:54:28 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-6012 Lol! Seriously? I didn't even use an online translator... I used an online dictionary and asked a (non-native) Japanese speaking friend if it looked ok - he then fixed the kanji for me (because I'm not at all good at japanese). Can't wait till he needs something translated into Danish again. :-| And just FYI, Google Translator (http://translate.google.com) actually translates it into "I am Danish", but yeah, I know... Automatic translations - FAIL! Lol! Seriously?
I didn’t even use an online translator… I used an online dictionary and asked a (non-native) Japanese speaking friend if it looked ok – he then fixed the kanji for me (because I’m not at all good at japanese). Can’t wait till he needs something translated into Danish again. :-|

And just FYI, Google Translator (http://translate.google.com) actually translates it into “I am Danish”, but yeah, I know… Automatic translations – FAIL!

]]> By: J http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-5993 J Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:04:16 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-5993 Oh and one can look up the definition of engrish too on wikipedia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Engrish Still think the site should relabel to Engrish and funny english sounding words in foreign languages that isn't engrish. >_> Oh and one can look up the definition of engrish too on wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Engrish

Still think the site should relabel to Engrish and funny english sounding words in foreign languages that isn’t engrish. >_>

]]> By: J http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-5991 J Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:01:34 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-5991 Engrish Pictures and other Funny Engrish Mistakes in English from around the world. ^-- ?? Engrish Pictures and other Funny Engrish Mistakes in English from around the world.

^– ??

]]> By: jamar http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-5912 jamar Tue, 07 Oct 2008 08:08:20 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-5912 Just so you know, "私はデンマーク午前" means "I'm Denmark before noon", so be careful with those online translators. Nice Denmark. Nice Boat. Just so you know, “私はデンマーク午前” means “I’m Denmark before noon”, so be careful with those online translators.

Nice Denmark. Nice Boat.

]]> By: jamar http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-5909 jamar Tue, 07 Oct 2008 08:04:15 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-5909 So combined with the knowledge above, that means there's a button to make the street move? Why? So combined with the knowledge above, that means there’s a button to make the street move? Why?

]]> By: JJ http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-5904 JJ Tue, 07 Oct 2008 04:40:14 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-5904 * 'Hertils' towards the fart kontrol button' * * ‘Hertils’ towards the fart kontrol button’ *

]]> By: Duskull Mistress http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-5897 Duskull Mistress Tue, 07 Oct 2008 02:24:25 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-5897 Wow. who needs whoopi cushions when you have ELEVATORS!? Wow. who needs whoopi cushions when you have ELEVATORS!?

]]> By: Madsen http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-5894 Madsen Tue, 07 Oct 2008 02:10:12 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-5894 jeg er dansk, 私はデンマーク午前, mä oon Tanskalainen, ich bin Dänish, I'm Danish - ja, jeg er så. I think it's a bit sad to see Engrish taking this turn towards words/sentences that aren't the least bit funny in the native language, and only remotely amusing in English... It may be that my idea of Engrish is somewhat different from everyone else's, but I can't help but thinking "Engrish... You used to be cool." jeg er dansk, 私はデンマーク午前, mä oon Tanskalainen, ich bin Dänish, I’m Danish – ja, jeg er så.
I think it’s a bit sad to see Engrish taking this turn towards words/sentences that aren’t the least bit funny in the native language, and only remotely amusing in English… It may be that my idea of Engrish is somewhat different from everyone else’s, but I can’t help but thinking “Engrish… You used to be cool.”

]]> By: ittybittykittycatherine http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-5886 ittybittykittycatherine Tue, 07 Oct 2008 01:22:22 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-5886 Russian reversal WIN! Russian reversal WIN!

]]> By: Anon http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-5871 Anon Mon, 06 Oct 2008 20:31:54 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-5871 mm Dansk er godt, damen og jeg følger også med herinde dagligt (two danes here also) mm Dansk er godt, damen og jeg følger også med herinde dagligt
(two danes here also)

]]> By: Pio http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-5869 Pio Mon, 06 Oct 2008 20:14:23 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-5869 This must be why Apple rejected that fart generator from AppStore! It would totally steal their market share for the iFart.. I fart, you fart, we all fart for iFart! Nah.. This must be why Apple rejected that fart generator from AppStore! It would totally steal their market share for the iFart..

I fart, you fart, we all fart for iFart! Nah..

]]> By: Tom Trifik http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-5837 Tom Trifik Mon, 06 Oct 2008 16:40:20 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-5837 With yer very own eyes? With yer very own eyes?

]]> By: Tom Trifik http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-5835 Tom Trifik Mon, 06 Oct 2008 16:37:20 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-5835 TRUE & REAL FACT! Kangaroos Do Not FART! TRUE & REAL FACT!

Kangaroos Do Not FART!

]]> By: robzmom http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-5819 robzmom Mon, 06 Oct 2008 15:01:49 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-5819 kanchou, that is the funniest thing i have ever read in a comments section. congratulations on a fantastic sense of humor. bravo. kanchou, that is the funniest thing i have ever read in a comments section. congratulations on a fantastic sense of humor.

bravo.

]]> By: cosmostator http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-5818 cosmostator Mon, 06 Oct 2008 14:18:43 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-5818 I saw a hertil. I saw a hertil.

]]> By: SeaBee http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-5816 SeaBee Mon, 06 Oct 2008 14:03:04 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-5816 I suppose it makes a change from the trashy muzak you usually get in lifts. And the English have some strange words for things too. I once went as a 10 year old to a village Called Little Piddle. I suppose it makes a change from the trashy muzak you usually get in lifts.

And the English have some strange words for things too.

I once went as a 10 year old to a village Called Little Piddle.

]]> By: Jonas http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-5813 Jonas Mon, 06 Oct 2008 13:29:57 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-5813 I guess it is just a matter of time before someone posts a picture of one of all the traffic signs here in Sweden that says "INFART" which means roughly "(car) entrance"/"approach" I guess it is just a matter of time before someone posts a picture of one of all the traffic signs here in Sweden that says “INFART” which means roughly “(car) entrance”/”approach”

]]> By: Venturer http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-5810 Venturer Mon, 06 Oct 2008 13:07:30 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-5810 I'm Danish too, and I'm still laughing. When my parents first went to Australia they met an old couple who had visited DK years back. They asked my folks what "i fart" ment because they had seen it in an elevator and had been wondering for years what the heck it ment. Btw... We also have a city called "Middelfart" :D I’m Danish too, and I’m still laughing.
When my parents first went to Australia they met an old couple who had visited DK years back. They asked my folks what “i fart” ment because they had seen it in an elevator and had been wondering for years what the heck it ment.

Btw… We also have a city called “Middelfart” :D

]]> By: Alex http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-5808 Alex Mon, 06 Oct 2008 13:01:43 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-5808 Nej, man er ikke dansk hvis man ikke kan stave til tæller x) Nej, man er ikke dansk hvis man ikke kan stave til tæller x)

]]> By: Kelponia http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-5806 Kelponia Mon, 06 Oct 2008 12:28:59 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-5806 I think it might be worth the time just to count how many Engrish post pages start out with "well, actually this is not Engrish..." From linguistic niceties to debates on the nature of what, exactly, constitutes funny, it seems to be a prevalent topic. I shall call those counters The Funny Police. I think it might be worth the time just to count how many Engrish post pages start out with “well, actually this is not Engrish…” From linguistic niceties to debates on the nature of what, exactly, constitutes funny, it seems to be a prevalent topic. I shall call those counters The Funny Police.

]]> By: Xtreme http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-5794 Xtreme Mon, 06 Oct 2008 11:01:32 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-5794 Nice navn! Og ja det teller da! :) Nice navn! Og ja det teller da! :)

]]> By: Buzz Killington http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-5790 Buzz Killington Mon, 06 Oct 2008 08:59:59 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-5790 despite it not being a translation... I still find it humorous, I apologize despite it not being a translation… I still find it humorous, I apologize

]]> By: Tant http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-5789 Tant Mon, 06 Oct 2008 08:15:04 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-5789 Please tell me "hertil" is not Danish for Follow through Please tell me “hertil” is not Danish for Follow through

]]> By: Whip http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-5784 Whip Mon, 06 Oct 2008 04:30:34 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-5784 Push button for megapussi fart kontrol? In soviet Russia, farts control YOU Push button for megapussi fart kontrol? In soviet Russia, farts control YOU

]]> By: Alex-X-x http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-5783 Alex-X-x Mon, 06 Oct 2008 04:05:12 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-5783 there should be another button: you fart. there should be another button: you fart.

]]> By: dustbunni http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-5780 dustbunni Mon, 06 Oct 2008 02:56:48 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-5780 or "on you" works better (was going with the theme "fart in the elevator" or “on you” works better (was going with the theme “fart in the elevator”

]]> By: dustbunni http://engrishfunny.com/2008/10/05/engrish-ipood/comment-page-1/#comment-5779 dustbunni Mon, 06 Oct 2008 02:55:56 +0000 http://engrishfunny.wordpress.com/?p=1698#comment-5779 In Soviet Russia, elevator farts in you? In Soviet Russia, elevator farts in you?

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