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Dear Guest,
For every serious-problems or unforseen events call the number below
-first 0 (for take the line);
-second #
You will find a person that will help you.
Please advice us if you live before the breakfast.
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Italy…nice place filled with ignominous people…this is not the worst translation i’ve seen so far… XD XD
Well, it’s actually Spain: the number 34 is our international code.
Then that is very strange, because that is definitely Italian writing. Mayhaps it was in many languages?
Uhmmm in italy this number is in Sudtirol…maybe it can explain the awful english…they do not speak correctly even italian…secessionist scum, they want to become part of Osterreich, but not wanted :-p
(sorry for my engrish this time but i’m in hurry)
It’s a Vodafone Italy mobile phone,……. Sudtirol, Spain…..
Itarian?
Whaddayamean, “ignominous”? I’m italian and I’m NOT ignominous, y’know! Tch tch.
I don’t live before breakfast.
What happens at 6 A.M., anyway? Does the world exist? Is there air??
What happens at 6 a.m. STAYS at 6 a.m!!!
Resort marketing WIN!
Don’t you guys get it? If you don’t live before the breakfast you BECOME the breakfast…
In Soviet Russia, breakfast eats you…
Now, if you live *after* breakfast, that’s another story.
Waiter! I seem to be still alive… you did not put enough arsenic in the bacon or melamine in my milk.
The management would like to extend its sincere apologies for this “unforeseen event.” We insist on transferring youse to an exclusive suite with an ocean view to die for.
Enjoy sleeping with the fishes.
what defines an unforseen event that involves calling the number? do I call them everytime something happens that I can’t predict?
Let’s hope your unforseen event leaves you with the ability to dial that many numbers or you most certainly won’t “live before the breakfast”.
Am I the only one who thinks that might say something other than ”events”?
So I call them if I… drop a pair of scissors?
pwnage fo sho.
So if I live until breakfast I can become my own horror flick?
That actually makes a lot of sense. If I don’t live before breakfast I will be sure NOT to advice them!
Oh italy…
Everywhere else, it’s 999, 911 or 112. Even 101.
Here, the emergency number is 3495243215.
Sorry. 03495243215. Mustn’t forget “0 (for take the line).”
That’s not an emergency number (in Italy, emergency numbers are three digits long and all start by 11), that’s a mobile phone.
And, seen the costs of calls between fixed and mobile phones and especially the hotel charges, I hope I’ll never end up in that hotel.
The alarm number is the same all over the EU (EU not Europe)
It’s 112
Thats Spain. Not Italy. Spain’s international code is 34
Not paying attention fail.
Why would a hotel in Spain put a Spanish international prefix on a number in Spain? Think about it.
I think what they meant is “please let us know if you’re still alive before
breakfeast.”
Unfortunately I have to confirm this is an Italian mobile phone number…
I don’t think I live until after about 10am, which technically would be after breakfast in a hotel. Am I safe?
I think you’ll have to call and advise them of this…preferably first thing in the morning
But I just said…ooohhhh, I see what you did there.
I posted this picture and it was from a small boutique hotel in Venice, Italy.
Please advise us if you live before breakfast…. we find it unlikely. Mwa ha ha ha ha >:)
You never know, we just might die before breakfast…