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Surprise Massage

Oct. 7, 2008

Engrish massage parlor

R*pe
Estetica Masculina & Spa

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Glory! 40 Comment »

Neil

some people are into that, i guess.

Captain Weiner

oh for fcks sake people… rape is just another type of broccoli. get over it!
sheesh!
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u guys r a bunch of rape tards.
lol

jack mehoff

They better not try to massage my broccoli, if you know what I mean…

 
Kanchou

Did you even look at the picture, Captain Dickhead?

 
KelzyWolf

Only problem with that is this Engrish is Spanish.

Brito

Portuguese, mate. Português…

Johnny

Deffo spanish, bro. “Quienes” is not portuguese at all.

Brito

AW yes indeed.

ops, sorry. i read “quem” and “contato” without second C.

 
 
 
Peliroja

rape es:
1ª persona singular (yo) presente subjuntivo
3ª persona singular (él/ella/usted) presente subjuntivo
3ª persona singular (él/ella/usted) imperativo

Subjunctive tense of the verb rapar -

rapar (conjugate⇒) verbo transitivo ‹cabeza [head]› to shave;
to crop

In Spanish. Really.

Pretentious White Girl

Thanks.

Guess what?

It’s still funny.

Subliterate

Heaven forfend anyone enlighten the thread.

Pretentious White Girl

It’s fine when people explain stuff. But I could do without the condescending “Really.” as if we’re being immature. We’re not immature for finding this funny; we’re merely juvenile! Dammit, there’s a difference.

Pretentious White Girl

Nunca dije nada sobre si estuviera chisotoso o no. Y nunca intente condescender hasta que me insultaste.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Raggy

Yeah, well, if you have to rape a complete stranger, the least you can do is make them enjoy it. Put the “sensual” in consensual!

Thrawn

you mean put the “sensual” in nonconsensual?

jack mehoff

they’re puttin the something in something…

 
Raggy

It won’t be so nonconsensual in the end if you pull it off right. ;)

 
 
 
 
 
Q

Rape, Estetica Masculina… is this a clever ad for a prison or something?

Raggy

I only saw that that was a guy up there just now…

 
 
Kit

Geez, logo fail as well. The top of the R, and the R inverted look like ‘evil eyes’ staring you down. This is a creepy man spa.

 
RikF

Why are we *ing rape? Is there some push to make it a word we shouldn’t say? Seems like an odd thing to do in a world where we want people to speak out and be aware, not act like ostriches

flanman

you seem to be forgetting that in this instance the word is on an ad for a massage and spa, but awareness is important.

bekitty

Yes, it’s on the ad. So why is it censored in the caption?

I have sent in a complaint to the website hosts about the censorship. I encourage others to do the same.

 
 
 
bekitty

FFS people, rape is not funny!

And nor is it an expletive. Quit with the fucking asterisk already!

 
Brito

it’s not s’posed to sound rape cuz’ it’s portuguese.

 
 
50 Cent

STOP CENSORING THE WORD RAPE.

 
Islay

Wtf is wrong with the submitters? Three posts today… none of which are Engrish. I think we need some guidlines for submissions. “Engrish” is supposed to be full of amusing mis-translations from another language into English. Get with it, people.

ryszard

You’re right, but they have been *approved by the blog*. Criticism should be directed upward.

 
 
 
Obligated

Dude! The rape logo DOES look liek a kreepy face……..It seems to be enjoying… um.. presiding? over this establishment.

 
Arturo

Haha this is from where I live Guadalajara in México… I always thought it was a undercover establishment for having sex ;)

But apparently, is not.

Tom Trifik

YUP! Guadalajara Their Web Site has some really funky music!
http://esteticarape.com.mx/inicio.html ———– they offer manicure, pedicure, barber, facials, saunas, jacuzzi and some other weird unguessable stuff, (I took sign language in school instead of Spanish)

Ah! The Magic of Google!

 
 
Miaou

“Rape” is Spanish for “monkfish”. You know, that fugly fish that looks like a deep sea monster. Really.

 
Survivor

“Ha! Rape is funny!”
Grow up, guys. There’s nothing cute about a violent and humiliating act.
“1 in 6 women and 1 in 33 men will be a victim of sexual assault in their lifetime.” (RAINN)
There’s also nothing funny about the fact that the overwhelming majority of rapes are perpetrated by males and against females.
I caught the part where this is a Spanish word, I just hate that in 2008 there are still people (read: men) on the internet spouting crap like Raggy’s comment, or in fact the original post title.
I read this and hear “Not only do we not care about gender-based violence, we *approve*”.
Seriously offensive. Go find some actual funny Engrish to post, and if ya can’t? Just don’t submit. ;)

Lolmaster

I’m just wondering if you would be this offended if someone wrote “haha, murder is funny” if there was a murder related engrish picture. Get a sense of humour. Next thing you know, you’re going to start crying every time someone tells a “X died and went to heaven” joke.

 
Q

We are not making fun of rape here (at least I hope so…). We’re making fun of the ad or the people who made it.

 
 
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