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Engrish massage parlor

R*pe
Estetica Masculina & Spa

Engrish Photo By: Gabe y Auro

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  1. Neil says:

    some people are into that, i guess.

  2. Raggy says:

    Yeah, well, if you have to rape a complete stranger, the least you can do is make them enjoy it. Put the “sensual” in consensual!

  3. Carlos says:

    Very surpriso indeed.

  4. Q says:

    Rape, Estetica Masculina… is this a clever ad for a prison or something?

  5. Kit says:

    Geez, logo fail as well. The top of the R, and the R inverted look like ‘evil eyes’ staring you down. This is a creepy man spa.

  6. RikF says:

    Why are we *ing rape? Is there some push to make it a word we shouldn’t say? Seems like an odd thing to do in a world where we want people to speak out and be aware, not act like ostriches

    • flanman says:

      you seem to be forgetting that in this instance the word is on an ad for a massage and spa, but awareness is important.

      • bekitty says:

        Yes, it’s on the ad. So why is it censored in the caption?

        I have sent in a complaint to the website hosts about the censorship. I encourage others to do the same.

  7. bekitty says:

    FFS people, rape is not funny!

    And nor is it an expletive. Quit with the fucking asterisk already!

  8. Brito says:

    it’s not s’posed to sound rape cuz’ it’s portuguese.

  9. 50 Cent says:

    STOP CENSORING THE WORD RAPE.

  10. Islay says:

    Wtf is wrong with the submitters? Three posts today… none of which are Engrish. I think we need some guidlines for submissions. “Engrish” is supposed to be full of amusing mis-translations from another language into English. Get with it, people.

  11. Obligated says:

    Dude! The rape logo DOES look liek a kreepy face……..It seems to be enjoying… um.. presiding? over this establishment.

  12. Arturo says:

    Haha this is from where I live Guadalajara in México… I always thought it was a undercover establishment for having sex ;)

    But apparently, is not.

    • Tom Trifik says:

      YUP! Guadalajara Their Web Site has some really funky music!
      http://esteticarape.com.mx/inicio.html ———– they offer manicure, pedicure, barber, facials, saunas, jacuzzi and some other weird unguessable stuff, (I took sign language in school instead of Spanish)

      Ah! The Magic of Google!

  13. Miaou says:

    “Rape” is Spanish for “monkfish”. You know, that fugly fish that looks like a deep sea monster. Really.

  14. Survivor says:

    “Ha! Rape is funny!”
    Grow up, guys. There’s nothing cute about a violent and humiliating act.
    “1 in 6 women and 1 in 33 men will be a victim of sexual assault in their lifetime.” (RAINN)
    There’s also nothing funny about the fact that the overwhelming majority of rapes are perpetrated by males and against females.
    I caught the part where this is a Spanish word, I just hate that in 2008 there are still people (read: men) on the internet spouting crap like Raggy’s comment, or in fact the original post title.
    I read this and hear “Not only do we not care about gender-based violence, we *approve*”.
    Seriously offensive. Go find some actual funny Engrish to post, and if ya can’t? Just don’t submit. ;)

    • Lolmaster says:

      I’m just wondering if you would be this offended if someone wrote “haha, murder is funny” if there was a murder related engrish picture. Get a sense of humour. Next thing you know, you’re going to start crying every time someone tells a “X died and went to heaven” joke.

    • Q says:

      We are not making fun of rape here (at least I hope so…). We’re making fun of the ad or the people who made it.

  15. theBLONDE says:

    stop dont touch me there
    this is my no-no square
    you got no business there
    RAPE GET YOUR PENIS OUT OF ME

    hahahhahaha thats a song my friend taught me

  16. Aline says:

    Male Aesthetical Clinic. So, it’s a spa for metrosexuals. Now, the name makes sense.

  17. anarelle says:

    Despite how much I enjoy this website, in this case I don’t think they were trying to write any words in English at all. It’s just a name, and it’s not pronounced the same way in Spanish as it is in English.

  18. Hello says:

    This is a place like an undercover brothel, all the legal permits for a barber but they have “special services”.

  19. irishdancergirl says:

    I’m not signing up for that…


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