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some people are into that, i guess.
oh for fcks sake people… rape is just another type of broccoli. get over it!
sheesh!
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u guys r a bunch of rape tards.
lol
They better not try to massage my broccoli, if you know what I mean…
Did you even look at the picture, Captain Dickhead?
Only problem with that is this Engrish is Spanish.
Portuguese, mate. Português…
Deffo spanish, bro. “Quienes” is not portuguese at all.
AW yes indeed.
ops, sorry. i read “quem” and “contato” without second C.
rape es:
1ª persona singular (yo) presente subjuntivo
3ª persona singular (él/ella/usted) presente subjuntivo
3ª persona singular (él/ella/usted) imperativo
Subjunctive tense of the verb rapar –
rapar (conjugate⇒) verbo transitivo ‹cabeza [head]› to shave;
to crop
In Spanish. Really.
Thanks.
Guess what?
It’s still funny.
Heaven forfend anyone enlighten the thread.
It’s fine when people explain stuff. But I could do without the condescending “Really.” as if we’re being immature. We’re not immature for finding this funny; we’re merely juvenile! Dammit, there’s a difference.
Nunca dije nada sobre si estuviera chisotoso o no. Y nunca intente condescender hasta que me insultaste.
Yeah, well, if you have to rape a complete stranger, the least you can do is make them enjoy it. Put the “sensual” in consensual!
you mean put the “sensual” in nonconsensual?
they’re puttin the something in something…
It won’t be so nonconsensual in the end if you pull it off right.
Rebuttal win!
Very surpriso indeed.
Rape, Estetica Masculina… is this a clever ad for a prison or something?
I only saw that that was a guy up there just now…
Geez, logo fail as well. The top of the R, and the R inverted look like ‘evil eyes’ staring you down. This is a creepy man spa.
Why are we *ing rape? Is there some push to make it a word we shouldn’t say? Seems like an odd thing to do in a world where we want people to speak out and be aware, not act like ostriches
you seem to be forgetting that in this instance the word is on an ad for a massage and spa, but awareness is important.
Yes, it’s on the ad. So why is it censored in the caption?
I have sent in a complaint to the website hosts about the censorship. I encourage others to do the same.
FFS people, rape is not funny!
And nor is it an expletive. Quit with the fucking asterisk already!
it’s not s’posed to sound rape cuz’ it’s portuguese.
Someone’s not paying attention.
ma bad.
STOP CENSORING THE WORD RAPE.
Wtf is wrong with the submitters? Three posts today… none of which are Engrish. I think we need some guidlines for submissions. “Engrish” is supposed to be full of amusing mis-translations from another language into English. Get with it, people.
+1
You’re right, but they have been *approved by the blog*. Criticism should be directed upward.
Dude! The rape logo DOES look liek a kreepy face……..It seems to be enjoying… um.. presiding? over this establishment.
Haha this is from where I live Guadalajara in México… I always thought it was a undercover establishment for having sex
But apparently, is not.
YUP! Guadalajara Their Web Site has some really funky music!
http://esteticarape.com.mx/inicio.html ———– they offer manicure, pedicure, barber, facials, saunas, jacuzzi and some other weird unguessable stuff, (I took sign language in school instead of Spanish)
Ah! The Magic of Google!
“Rape” is Spanish for “monkfish”. You know, that fugly fish that looks like a deep sea monster. Really.
“Ha! Rape is funny!”
Grow up, guys. There’s nothing cute about a violent and humiliating act.
“1 in 6 women and 1 in 33 men will be a victim of sexual assault in their lifetime.” (RAINN)
There’s also nothing funny about the fact that the overwhelming majority of rapes are perpetrated by males and against females.
I caught the part where this is a Spanish word, I just hate that in 2008 there are still people (read: men) on the internet spouting crap like Raggy’s comment, or in fact the original post title.
I read this and hear “Not only do we not care about gender-based violence, we *approve*”.
Seriously offensive. Go find some actual funny Engrish to post, and if ya can’t? Just don’t submit.
I’m just wondering if you would be this offended if someone wrote “haha, murder is funny” if there was a murder related engrish picture. Get a sense of humour. Next thing you know, you’re going to start crying every time someone tells a “X died and went to heaven” joke.
We are not making fun of rape here (at least I hope so…). We’re making fun of the ad or the people who made it.
stop dont touch me there
this is my no-no square
you got no business there
RAPE GET YOUR PENIS OUT OF ME
hahahhahaha thats a song my friend taught me
Male Aesthetical Clinic. So, it’s a spa for metrosexuals. Now, the name makes sense.
Despite how much I enjoy this website, in this case I don’t think they were trying to write any words in English at all. It’s just a name, and it’s not pronounced the same way in Spanish as it is in English.
This is a place like an undercover brothel, all the legal permits for a barber but they have “special services”.