Comments on: Surprise Massage

By: irishdancergirl

irishdancergirl — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 21:16:53 +0000

I’m not signing up for that…

By: Hello

Hello — Mon, 04 May 2009 00:16:56 +0000

This is a place like an undercover brothel, all the legal permits for a barber but they have “special services”.

By: anarelle

anarelle — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 16:20:46 +0000

Despite how much I enjoy this website, in this case I don’t think they were trying to write any words in English at all. It’s just a name, and it’s not pronounced the same way in Spanish as it is in English.

By: Aline

Aline — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 02:12:04 +0000

Male Aesthetical Clinic. So, it’s a spa for metrosexuals. Now, the name makes sense.

By: theBLONDE

theBLONDE — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 01:11:11 +0000

stop dont touch me there
this is my no-no square
you got no business there
RAPE GET YOUR PENIS OUT OF ME

hahahhahaha thats a song my friend taught me

By: Q

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 13:32:20 +0000

We are not making fun of rape here (at least I hope so…). We’re making fun of the ad or the people who made it.

By: Pretentious White Girl

Pretentious White Girl — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 21:04:24 +0000

Nunca dije nada sobre si estuviera chisotoso o no. Y nunca intente condescender hasta que me insultaste.

By: Pretentious White Girl

Pretentious White Girl — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 19:17:08 +0000

It’s fine when people explain stuff. But I could do without the condescending “Really.” as if we’re being immature. We’re not immature for finding this funny; we’re merely juvenile! Dammit, there’s a difference.

By: Lolmaster

Lolmaster — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 03:34:07 +0000

I’m just wondering if you would be this offended if someone wrote “haha, murder is funny” if there was a murder related engrish picture. Get a sense of humour. Next thing you know, you’re going to start crying every time someone tells a “X died and went to heaven” joke.

By: Survivor

Survivor — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 02:38:20 +0000

“Ha! Rape is funny!”
Grow up, guys. There’s nothing cute about a violent and humiliating act.
“1 in 6 women and 1 in 33 men will be a victim of sexual assault in their lifetime.” (RAINN)
There’s also nothing funny about the fact that the overwhelming majority of rapes are perpetrated by males and against females.
I caught the part where this is a Spanish word, I just hate that in 2008 there are still people (read: men) on the internet spouting crap like Raggy’s comment, or in fact the original post title.
I read this and hear “Not only do we not care about gender-based violence, we *approve*”.
Seriously offensive. Go find some actual funny Engrish to post, and if ya can’t? Just don’t submit.

By: Tom Trifik

Tom Trifik — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 02:22:44 +0000

YUP! Guadalajara Their Web Site has some really funky music!
http://esteticarape.com.mx/inicio.html ———– they offer manicure, pedicure, barber, facials, saunas, jacuzzi and some other weird unguessable stuff, (I took sign language in school instead of Spanish)

Ah! The Magic of Google!

By: bekitty

bekitty — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 01:14:59 +0000

Yes, it’s on the ad. So why is it censored in the caption?

I have sent in a complaint to the website hosts about the censorship. I encourage others to do the same.

By: ryszard

ryszard — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:26:38 +0000

You’re right, but they have been *approved by the blog*. Criticism should be directed upward.

By: Miaou

Miaou — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:06:37 +0000

“Rape” is Spanish for “monkfish”. You know, that fugly fish that looks like a deep sea monster. Really.

By: Arturo

Arturo — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:39:04 +0000

Haha this is from where I live Guadalajara in México… I always thought it was a undercover establishment for having sex

But apparently, is not.

By: Subliterate

Subliterate — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 20:24:02 +0000

Heaven forfend anyone enlighten the thread.

By: Brito

Brito — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:33:16 +0000

ma bad.

By: Brito

Brito — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:32:48 +0000

AW yes indeed.

ops, sorry. i read “quem” and “contato” without second C.

By: jonas

jonas — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 08:21:44 +0000

By: Obligated

Obligated — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 02:45:26 +0000

Dude! The rape logo DOES look liek a kreepy face……..It seems to be enjoying… um.. presiding? over this establishment.

By: flanman

flanman — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:08:37 +0000

you seem to be forgetting that in this instance the word is on an ad for a massage and spa, but awareness is important.

By: Pretentious White Girl

Pretentious White Girl — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 23:42:03 +0000

Thanks.

Guess what?

It’s still funny.

By: Justin

Justin — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:58:23 +0000

Rebuttal win!

By: Islay

Islay — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:12:13 +0000

Wtf is wrong with the submitters? Three posts today… none of which are Engrish. I think we need some guidlines for submissions. “Engrish” is supposed to be full of amusing mis-translations from another language into English. Get with it, people.

By: 50 Cent

50 Cent — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:07:16 +0000

STOP CENSORING THE WORD RAPE.

By: Kanchou

Kanchou — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:51:31 +0000

Someone’s not paying attention.

By: Peliroja

Peliroja — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:00:35 +0000

rape es:
1ª persona singular (yo) presente subjuntivo
3ª persona singular (él/ella/usted) presente subjuntivo
3ª persona singular (él/ella/usted) imperativo

Subjunctive tense of the verb rapar –

rapar (conjugate⇒) verbo transitivo ‹cabeza [head]› to shave;
to crop

In Spanish. Really.

By: Johnny

Johnny — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:10:49 +0000

Deffo spanish, bro. “Quienes” is not portuguese at all.

By: Brito

Brito — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:01:14 +0000

it’s not s’posed to sound rape cuz’ it’s portuguese.

By: Brito

Brito — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:59:59 +0000

Portuguese, mate. Português…

By: KelzyWolf

KelzyWolf — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:32:59 +0000

Only problem with that is this Engrish is Spanish.

By: bekitty

bekitty — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:03:41 +0000

FFS people, rape is not funny!

And nor is it an expletive. Quit with the fucking asterisk already!

By: RikF

RikF — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:01:39 +0000

Why are we *ing rape? Is there some push to make it a word we shouldn’t say? Seems like an odd thing to do in a world where we want people to speak out and be aware, not act like ostriches

By: Kanchou

Kanchou — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:59:40 +0000

Did you even look at the picture, Captain Dickhead?

By: Kit

Kit — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:52:15 +0000

Geez, logo fail as well. The top of the R, and the R inverted look like ‘evil eyes’ staring you down. This is a creepy man spa.

By: Raggy

Raggy — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:15:06 +0000

I only saw that that was a guy up there just now…

By: Raggy

Raggy — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:13:13 +0000

It won’t be so nonconsensual in the end if you pull it off right.

By: jack mehoff

jack mehoff — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 13:28:50 +0000

they’re puttin the something in something…

By: jack mehoff

jack mehoff — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 13:28:01 +0000

They better not try to massage my broccoli, if you know what I mean…

By: Q

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 13:13:16 +0000

Rape, Estetica Masculina… is this a clever ad for a prison or something?

By: Captain Weiner

Captain Weiner — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 13:07:08 +0000

oh for fcks sake people… rape is just another type of broccoli. get over it!
sheesh!
.
u guys r a bunch of rape tards.
lol

By: Carlos

Carlos — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 12:29:52 +0000

Very surpriso indeed.

By: Thrawn

Thrawn — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 12:12:24 +0000

you mean put the “sensual” in nonconsensual?

By: Raggy

Raggy — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 12:00:23 +0000

Yeah, well, if you have to rape a complete stranger, the least you can do is make them enjoy it. Put the “sensual” in consensual!

By: Neil

Neil — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 11:23:27 +0000

some people are into that, i guess.