I’m putting this up at the top so peeps see it. You know that thing kids do when they see, say, an animal in an aquarium and like it? They run over, start yelling and doing the flat palm to the glass at a violent pace smacking strategy to entice it to come twords what sounds like gunshots to them. The sign simply states; NONE OF THAT SHIT.
Are we supposed to be cautious because the glass isn’t of the flaping variety? Or are we supposed to avoid flaping glass if the opportunity presents itself? So translation, please? I recently got promoted to an office with a window and would like to know how to proceed.
Geez, how vague. Not even the big ‘don’t do this!’ icon gives any clue what flaping glass is! However, it does make me want to find out and do it just out of spiteful principal.
In Britain, the red bar isn’t needed; the red circle by itself means “prohibited”. There is one sign comprising a red circle and a blank white background. I think it means “Whatever it is, don’t even think about it. We’re watching you, mister.”
*FAP FAP FAP*
* L L L *
Here’s the letters you dropped back there…. Is there a reward?
Just how long have you been hiding under that rock?
all morning why?
[people drop letters, i pick them up, collect the reward, buy more happy medicine, hide under rock again]
is there a problem?
Yes, I think I was suffering from temporary blindness for a few minutes back there.
Now you’re Blindless?
That would explain why the sun keeps waking me up before the cat does. Wretched thing should be fitted with a snooze button.
Easily Solved: Uninstall All Your Windows.
Uninstall Windows? But then I would have no computers.
I’m putting this up at the top so peeps see it. You know that thing kids do when they see, say, an animal in an aquarium and like it? They run over, start yelling and doing the flat palm to the glass at a violent pace smacking strategy to entice it to come twords what sounds like gunshots to them. The sign simply states; NONE OF THAT SHIT.
1st comment
always wanted one
1st fail
4th
Seriously… Wtf is flaping supposed to be?
It’s when you flape.
I flape glass on a regular basis. I don’t see anything wrong with it, although, I think it’s illegal in some countries…
I think it’s illegal in California, Alaska, and Montana.
flaping hard since 1997!
* flap flap flap *
* flapes furiously *
* furiously flaping *
Are we supposed to be cautious because the glass isn’t of the flaping variety? Or are we supposed to avoid flaping glass if the opportunity presents itself? So translation, please? I recently got promoted to an office with a window and would like to know how to proceed.
I see you’re already ready for a management position.
Please to proceed to drop pants, bend over your desk and face the window; I shall flap you till we flop.
“FLAPING” = that Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, noise when proceeding as above.
Flaping against the Glass could result in injury or death; management officially frowns on that.
Translation? If you insist.
禁止 prohibit
拍打 slap
玻璃 glass
Maybe the tranflator came from the 18th century.
Nice one Kanchou!
Tranflator?
Tranflator: A “Fluffer” for transvestites ?
‘Maybe the tranflator came from the 18th century.’
– Verily thou shalt ceafe and defift all flaping forthwith, forfooth.
Geez, how vague. Not even the big ‘don’t do this!’ icon gives any clue what flaping glass is! However, it does make me want to find out and do it just out of spiteful principal.
i lurv flap glass… yummeh
How come when I slap glass it breaks?
You’re doon it rong! Here, let me shoez yoo . . . oops! (goes in search of Band-Aids)
I really like the fact that the circle/bar combo is forbidding “nothing” apparently.
In Britain, the red bar isn’t needed; the red circle by itself means “prohibited”. There is one sign comprising a red circle and a blank white background. I think it means “Whatever it is, don’t even think about it. We’re watching you, mister.”
Nooooo….. It’s absolutely CLEAR to me!
The Transparent, (Tranfparent?), GLASS is What is being Forbidden from being Flaped.
but why would you want to slap the glass?
Did it insult you in any way?
It’s simple – Flap the glass and yer ass iz grass.
Unfunny assumption to potentially explain this:
Sign is in aquarium: glass slapping scares fish – don’t do.