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engrish sign unaffended children

CHILDREN MUST NOT BE LEFT UNAFFENDED IN OUR AROUND THE POOL AREA AT ANY TIME

Engrish Photo By: Puddy Tatt

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  1. Mario. says:

    Poor, no comment.

  2. Luigi says:

    4chan pun noted. I lold!

  3. 6262 says:

    The man(?) who wrote that is the bastard child of Daffy Duck and Yoda!

  4. flanman says:

    thats barely engrish, its more like a really small typo

  5. Loonix says:

    Children will not be left unoffended
    in our a-round by the poolarea attorney o.o

  6. Ryan Waxx says:

    Those who are inclined to complain that the recent entries are not engrish should do the following:

    1. Goto main page
    2. Click on “Vote”
    3. Vote down anything that is not actually Engrish.

    If you haven’t, then don’t complain when your preferences that you haven’t bothered to express properly get ignored.

    • ryszard says:

      You are right, of course, but the fact remains that most of the last several posts patently are not *engrish* and ipso facto should not appear here.

      The fact that this one is so poor *is* a voting issue. I am remiss, I have been spending way too much time voting against the far-left tidal wave on PK. Sorta like draining the ocean with a tea spoon.

  7. G says:

    “bulundurulmamalidir”–damn, did he just say somethin’ about your MAMA?

  8. mersa says:

    I was thinking no children left unnOffended. “Hey fatty, hows about leavin’ some water in the pool next dive ok?” “um sweetheart, bikinis are for pretty little girls.”

  9. JJ says:

    affend cockular children in or around the pool, after all it’s required; the sign says so.

  10. Donnie Mac says:

    LOL.

    Dirty minds abound. The sign says c-o-c-u-k-l-a-r. Cocuklar.

    :D

  11. lulz says:

    The sign means don’t let children get aroused by looking at other naked children

  12. Michael says:

    F**k children.

  13. kopaka says:

    roflol!!!!!!

  14. e.t. says:

    that sentence is not right even in Turkish (gives the meaning but doesn’t sound right). and there are longer words, like cekoslovakyalılastıramadıklarımızdan (from those people that we could not turn to czechoslovakian), obviously for educational purposes only :)

  15. pokonamu says:

    0.0… AHem.*cough* COUGH*

  16. ad hoc says:

    on every other post several complaints that its not engrish. you hacks ruin the fun. and probably don’t have a life and things. :P

    I thought this was funny, anyways.


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