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engrish crack sandwhich

Crack Sandwich

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  1. mr-crash says:

    mmm… Perhaps useful for Amy Winehouse?
    So she can pretend to be eating instead of… You know. Snorting.

  2. elizabeth says:

    Already in a convenient rolled shapped for easy snorting.

  3. Yuri says:

    I often have one of those

  4. Sleepy says:

    According to that description, I’d buy ‘em. They sound good.

  5. Tsuchi says:

    That doesn’t look like sandwich?

  6. Raggy says:

    I prefer Coke, personally.

  7. Raycheetah says:

    Now with more tasty melamine! =^[.]^=

  8. jenovaii says:

    I’ve had those. They’re good, but not crack-tastic

  9. Ashley says:

    Thats an old one! It first showed up on 4chan a few years ago…

  10. Ryan Russell says:

    I messed up, I was thinking female anatomy part, not illicit drugs.

    • Private Parts says:

      Hmmm… as in messed in your pants?

      Hint: PLAN AHEAD
      Next time you think of female anatomy parts;
      [1] Go to a Private Place
      [2] Drop your pants
      [3] Have Kleenex ready

    • adam antichrist says:

      maybe this is a really highly skilled snack!

      What do Delta or the SAS eat when undertaking covert operations in North Korea?

      I bet it’s crack sandwiches…

    • Matt says:

      Looks like im not the only one who thought this

  11. I’ve had these many times… I bought them for the sheer novelty. Nothing says a classy party like, “Oh, would you like a Crack Sandwich??” I found them in an Asian market in Virginia. They taste OK, but not as sweet as American cookies.

    • Domian says:

      This is not meant as bad as i say it at the moment but:
      Americans seem to put giant masses of sugar into EVERYTHING. I was once over there and i felt sick of to much sweets even after eating meat. The American Food Market should really over think their ingredients.

      Sorry for bad grammar and writing, i’m german ^^

      • tinascratch says:

        Naw, you’re right actually. There’s a startling amount of sugar in the food here. Even “savory” foods have high fructose corn syrup in them and therefore a high sugar content. It IS weird.

  12. mamarosa says:

    Egg milk water.

    Sounds good!

  13. Blaze says:

    What’s with engrish food and the word “crack”? I’ve been seeing that a lot lately.

  14. disturbedmonkey says:

    Wait, where’s the peanut butter?

  15. Willy says:

    You’re being far too critical. After a hard day at work, I for one am the first to want to relax with a delicious Crack Sandwich. Especially if while eating I get to hallucinate a relationship with a more or less Asian-looking woman who doubtless counts with her feet. *stomp stomp stomp Whinny!*

  16. yahyao says:

    These are actually pretty tasty. They sell them at most “world market” esque places

  17. asjoma says:

    Crack Sandwich (TM) goes great with Red Balls ” It’s Cocaine in a Can” (TM)

  18. Anneko says:

    Bet you can’t eat just one!

    =^__^=

  19. NN says:

    Actually…. It’s egg, milk and wafer….

  20. Cookie says:

    oh my gosh.

    i have to get some of those

  21. Aline says:

    Sesame butter – New slang for crack in cream form

  22. damianp66 says:

    oh wow, my bad, i seem to be out of money, do you take tv’s?

  23. Jackson says:

    Say no to Sandwich.


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