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| Oct. 12, 2008 |
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mmm… Perhaps useful for Amy Winehouse?
So she can pretend to be eating instead of… You know. Snorting.
Amy Winehouse is beyond snorting…
Already in a convenient rolled shapped for easy snorting.
I often have one of those
Me Too!
What do you like to put on yours?
Egg Milk Water.
It says wafer, not water.
According to that description, I’d buy ‘em. They sound good.
That doesn’t look like sandwich?
I accidentally the whole thing!
What should I do?
Use an action verb.
i felt that burn from the other side of the internet!!!
ooohhhhhhh
I prefer Coke, personally.
Now with more tasty melamine! =^[.]^=
*stops half way through* Oh god! My kidneys!
I’ve had those. They’re good, but not crack-tastic
Are they sweet like cookies?
Thats an old one! It first showed up on 4chan a few years ago…
I messed up, I was thinking female anatomy part, not illicit drugs.
Hmmm… as in messed in your pants?
Hint: PLAN AHEAD
Next time you think of female anatomy parts;
[1] Go to a Private Place
[2] Drop your pants
[3] Have Kleenex ready
maybe this is a really highly skilled snack!
What do Delta or the SAS eat when undertaking covert operations in North Korea?
I bet it’s crack sandwiches…
Looks like im not the only one who thought this
I’ve had these many times… I bought them for the sheer novelty. Nothing says a classy party like, “Oh, would you like a Crack Sandwich??” I found them in an Asian market in Virginia. They taste OK, but not as sweet as American cookies.
This is not meant as bad as i say it at the moment but:
Americans seem to put giant masses of sugar into EVERYTHING. I was once over there and i felt sick of to much sweets even after eating meat. The American Food Market should really over think their ingredients.
Sorry for bad grammar and writing, i’m german ^^
Naw, you’re right actually. There’s a startling amount of sugar in the food here. Even “savory” foods have high fructose corn syrup in them and therefore a high sugar content. It IS weird.
Egg milk water.
Sounds good!
Is that Egg, milk, water? or eggmilk water?
How does one milk an egg?
Carefully and lovingly.
What’s with engrish food and the word “crack”? I’ve been seeing that a lot lately.
Yeah, and it stopped being funny about the fifth time.
Wait, where’s the peanut butter?
You’re being far too critical. After a hard day at work, I for one am the first to want to relax with a delicious Crack Sandwich. Especially if while eating I get to hallucinate a relationship with a more or less Asian-looking woman who doubtless counts with her feet. *stomp stomp stomp Whinny!*
These are actually pretty tasty. They sell them at most “world market” esque places
Crack Sandwich (TM) goes great with Red Balls ” It’s Cocaine in a Can” (TM)
Bet you can’t eat just one!
=^__^=
Actually…. It’s egg, milk and wafer….
oh my gosh.
i have to get some of those