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Make Yourself


make yourself fcking lovely

make yourself… f*cking Lovely

Engrish Photo By: Christy B.

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  1. SeaBee says:

    First!!!

  2. Rico says:

    Censoring fail?! :D

  3. x-bert says:

    LOL – Marketing plan WIN

  4. melusin says:

    Presumably because words in a picture can’t be used as search terms, but words in a title can.

  5. K. geddoe says:

    But is this Engrish?

    • MRNot says:

      Who cares? It’s unlikely a store with that awning would be allowed to exist in the USA (or England, most likely), therefore, it serves the website just fine..

  6. Matrix says:

    as opposed to just cuddling lovely, right?

  7. K!K! says:

    I believe this was done on purpose, so it’s not really Engrish. I wonder where this is?

  8. Proxy says:

    Shame the pic’s photoshopped isn’t it?

  9. ARGH!!!
    This has to be one of my favourites so far! Ogod!!!
    Make yourself…f*#@ing lovely!

    Winning-ness!

  10. The L says:

    Yes. This is some serious Engrish win.

    Plus, it would give me an excuse to use un-lady-like words around my conservative parents, without being offensive.

    Federated Clothing of the United Kingdom (better known by the abbreviation FCUK) doesn’t have any stores in my area.

  11. Rinkuraiku says:

    the sign says it, so my girlfriend does it… man what a night

  12. Feisty Cadaver says:

    Yet another one ripped straight from engrish. com

    • Kanchou says:

      Care to give a URL? Their search engine didn’t find it and I don’t have a month to spare to search through their archive by hand.

      • Kanchou says:

        Not a rip-off, then. Feisty, you fail.

        • Feisty Cadaver says:

          I fail because it’s a different pic? That’s ridiculous. Just because it’s a different pic does not constitute different engrish. You fail.

          • x-bert says:

            If you take a picture of a business, then I take a picture of the same business, you can’t sue me for copyright infringement of your picture.

            Therefore, it is NOT ‘ripped straight from’ and you most definitely FAIL.

  13. Aaron Hong says:

    Doesn’t matter what road it’s on or who posted it first. That IS f–king lovely. :)

  14. ryszard says:

    My favorite sort of lovely! Platonic Lovely is nice, still . . .

  15. FCUK says:

    Dear “The L” -

    Abbreviation FAIL. FCUK stands for French Connection United Kingdom.

  16. one dude says:

    oh lol didnt see this post when i commented above xD
    cool someone else thats actually seen it.

    sadly this isnt really engrish =/

  17. SeaBee says:

    Or the buget version “Make yourself…less like a bucket of vomit”

  18. sidiq018 says:

    tes2

  19. K!K! says:

    And it would probably be worn by the same fat women with muffin tops who where shirts that say “MILF” and “SEXY”…

  20. BraveJeWorld says:

    ah, come on, that’s been edited on after on a computer!

  21. Kyian says:

    I think this store is for the people that need to think they’ll be lovely someday…the person that owns it is smart, because there’s always money coming home for him/her!

  22. Kyian says:

    Indeed! If we ever went there we would be Gods! Just kidding! I’m just normal I guess…

  23. branden says:

    I call photoshop.

  24. murf says:

    The whole title has been photoshopped on…sorry to say. There’s contrast pixelation around all the letters and the heart…and the heart does not bend at all where there’s a crease in the awning fabric. The rose color has been blur-cleared down the awning and there’s more pixelation around the scallops at the edge where they had to end the blurring. I’d also say there was originally some sort of writing in the white rectangle just under the awning.

  25. George Tirebiter says:

    It’s not photoshopped. I live in Seoul too, it’s real. Think: very low literacy rate, highest per capita spending on learning English. Seoul is an Engrish goldmine.

  26. UKSponge360 says:

    Wow! This is an advertising WIN!

    Who wouldn’t want to look f**king lovely? :-P

  27. Concetta says:

    I’m seeing a trend here . . . Do they even know it’s a swear word in the English language?

  28. La-galaxy says:

    tha is just so funny honestly


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