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make yourself fcking lovely

make yourself… f*cking Lovely

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  1. SeaBee says:

    First!!!

  2. prune says:

    What I want to know is why bother censoring the fucking under the picture when it quite clearly says fucking in the photo itself?

  3. Charlie says:

    Amazing. Actually, I’m seriously considering opening a “Fucking Lovely” franchise here in America. I can’t think of a better store name.

    Person A: I bought a new outfit today. What do you think?
    Person B: It’s fucking lovely.
    Person A: EXACTLY!

  4. Nuck Chorris says:

    at fucking lovely you get lovely fucked…

  5. K. geddoe says:

    But is this Engrish?

    • MRNot says:

      Who cares? It’s unlikely a store with that awning would be allowed to exist in the USA (or England, most likely), therefore, it serves the website just fine..

  6. Matrix says:

    as opposed to just cuddling lovely, right?

  7. K!K! says:

    I believe this was done on purpose, so it’s not really Engrish. I wonder where this is?

    • one dude says:

      this is in korea in a market alley called itaewon
      when i this shop i was like wtf!
      but its just a normal shop but the shop owner is cool as hell

      yes, i have been there ;]

  8. Angela says:

    This is in Seoul, Itaewon. We lived just down the street from this shop and found it hilarious that they covered up the ‘Fucking’, come inspection time.

    They have a little sticker that they apply over the profanity whenever they feel like they want so throw off wayfarers.

    But honestly, it never got old. I think I took a picture of it EVERYTIME I went past it, just for novelty’s sake.

  9. ARGH!!!
    This has to be one of my favourites so far! Ogod!!!
    Make yourself…f*#@ing lovely!

    Winning-ness!

  10. Rinkuraiku says:

    the sign says it, so my girlfriend does it… man what a night

  11. Feisty Cadaver says:

    Yet another one ripped straight from engrish. com

  12. Chewie says:

    You know, in America ‘Fucking Lovely’ would probably be a great slogan on a t-shirt.

    • K!K! says:

      And it would probably be worn by the same fat women with muffin tops who where shirts that say “MILF” and “SEXY”…

  13. Rufus T. Firefly says:

    I believe that I appreciate make fucking beautifully in by myself.

  14. Aaron Hong says:

    Doesn’t matter what road it’s on or who posted it first. That IS f–king lovely. :)

  15. ryszard says:

    My favorite sort of lovely! Platonic Lovely is nice, still . . .

  16. FCUK says:

    Dear “The L” -

    Abbreviation FAIL. FCUK stands for French Connection United Kingdom.

  17. Michigan Radio Night Guy says:

    Well, what’s next? A knock-off of this one called “You Look Slicker Than Shit”? Could happen.

  18. SeaBee says:

    Or the buget version “Make yourself…less like a bucket of vomit”

  19. sidiq018 says:

    tes2

  20. BraveJeWorld says:

    ah, come on, that’s been edited on after on a computer!

  21. KittyBelle says:

    I am SO going there to get my makeup done for my upcoming wedding. Or perhaps some accessories, since there are purses in the window? Either way… when the drunken family and friends at the wedding slur out, “She’s fuckin’ lubbly, ain’t she?” I can answer with, “Precisely! Thanks for noticing!”

  22. Kyian says:

    I think this store is for the people that need to think they’ll be lovely someday…the person that owns it is smart, because there’s always money coming home for him/her!

  23. Kyian says:

    Indeed! If we ever went there we would be Gods! Just kidding! I’m just normal I guess…

  24. branden says:

    I call photoshop.

  25. Dan German says:

    So why the fucking asterisk?

  26. murf says:

    The whole title has been photoshopped on…sorry to say. There’s contrast pixelation around all the letters and the heart…and the heart does not bend at all where there’s a crease in the awning fabric. The rose color has been blur-cleared down the awning and there’s more pixelation around the scallops at the edge where they had to end the blurring. I’d also say there was originally some sort of writing in the white rectangle just under the awning.

  27. George Tirebiter says:

    It’s not photoshopped. I live in Seoul too, it’s real. Think: very low literacy rate, highest per capita spending on learning English. Seoul is an Engrish goldmine.

  28. UKSponge360 says:

    Wow! This is an advertising WIN!

    Who wouldn’t want to look f**king lovely? :-P

  29. Concetta says:

    I’m seeing a trend here . . . Do they even know it’s a swear word in the English language?

  30. La-galaxy says:

    tha is just so funny honestly


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