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Waffle Syrup on your what? Seems that would be a bit sticky and attract bugs…
That is the Whole Point!
theres syrup on ur pussy?
No more lonely cabbage
Poor cabbage.
Maybe it’s not just a one-meal thing.
Maybe the cabbage loves the shrimp.
But the shrimp is just using the cabbage for bitter, flatulent fucking.
Cruciferae and crustacean, they were never meant to be.
that shrimp must be pretty desperate
It’s because he’s a pron prawn. They are depraved as well.
A porn prawn?
flatulent?
That’s an adjective I’ve not heard used to describe sexual intercourse before…
I assume you’ve never fucked a cabbage.
Stuffed cabbage?
You, apparently, have never done my better half.
OH DID I JUST SAY THAT????! Sorry…
Funniest comment ever!
Better cabbage than pie, or a sheep. American Cabbage in theatres near you.
“It puts the lotion on its skin…
Then it fucks the cabbage…”
Meh, it’s a re-run.
Meh, you’re a re-run.
Ooh, can you do the dance?!!
Peanuts FTW!
lol for the oriental ppl the f-word must mean something about vegetables? or not?
I don’t think that unnatural acts with produce are limited to Asia. I have some fond memories of vegetables.
Zucchini FTW!
For those who are new here, the character 干 is Simplified Chinese for several things: 乾 meaning “to dry”, and (among others) 幹 “to do”, “to kill”, “to f—”. They’re probably regretting that simplification.
So what you are saying is you can dry, kill, do and fuck all in one word? It’s kind of like the one stop shopping for Asian words?
It’s a one-stop word-shopping for serial killers!!
Hydrophobic serial killers.
Also interfere, work, manage, and clean. And that’s just the verbs. What an exciting place China must be.
So is my manager also a f*ucker?
Cause that’s what I’ve noticed in real life…
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I take it that it’s not a good idea to leave notes for the maid over there. Who knows WHAT they’ll be doing to your dirty laundry when you get back!
Thanks for the info, I was wondering why the word “fuck” appears so many times in these Engrish postings.
Okay. Now I understand.
Hold on — I’ve got to put the laundry in the dryer (干-er).
Uh Oh! I accidently the entire plate of 幹干幹乾
what i do?
Quick, dry/fuck/kill/do something!
Aah, the shrimp DRIES the cabbage. That makes much more sense.
Thanks for clearing that up.
no, silly, the shrimp DOES the cabbage, same action, more politely said.
No, no. It’s: The shrimp KILLS the cabbage.
In this case it’s probably the word 炒 (which means stirfry and is also a homonym for the f* word) that’s the problem, not 干.
thanks man… now the f-word engrish is not funny anymore…
..lol just kidding thanks for the info dude… thats awesome…
The shrimp dries the cabbage?
The shrimp does the cabbage? (same meaning as the original)
The shrimp kills the cabbage?
Ok, is this, maybe — dried shrimp (very popular in Asian dishes, honest) cooked with cabbage?
The symbol means fuck or dry…
Cant help but wonder then what “dry fuck” would translate as.
“Frottage” is the term you’re looking for.
Learn something new every day . _.;
Not sure if want?
A very unhappy woman
Dry hump?
S’OUCH!
“Oriental.” Heh. Good one, honkie.
Yah.
“Dude, please. The proper nomenclature is Asian…”
*tip of hat to vague memory of The Big Lebowski.
If a shrimp can fuck a cabbage, a person can be referred to as a style of furniture or decor. Them’s the rules; ceep up yu!
Walter win.
I am sure that in the original language it is quite poetic. “The Shrimp makes love with the Cabbage”. “The Shrimp Woos the Cabbage”. “The Shrimp Stalks, Assaults, Ties Up and Rapes the Cabbage”. Something like that.
wahhahahaaaaa! that’s just loltastic!
No, the shrimp can’t stalk. The celery stalks.
FTW!! Veggie humor….
Yes, the Celery Stalks. At MIDNIGHT!
You are quite correct. I mince celery, not words.
hi ho the merry-o the shrimp f*cks the cabbage
the cabbage takes a wife, the cabbage takes a wife
the cheese stands alone?
it’s flatulent, ’swhy.
Sounds like a cheesy spy-thriller code phrase!
no wonder why that shrimp had that grin on his face
So is the product of this union shrimp flavored Brussels sprout’s?
It is preceded by cock flavored soup, a big hit in the islands
I believe this is a metaphor for … something. Not sure what.
And I fuck the shrimp.
Yer a lil’ guy, I suppose???!
They may have meant “stuffed”? “Shrimp stuffed cabbage” sounds like something that might actually be food.
It’s something like “dried shrimp and cabbage stir fry” but my understanding of Chinese grammar isn’t up to figuring it out. (Which is to say I have no understanding whatsoever of Chinese grammar.)
A friend of mine in Australia said that the word ’stuffed’ was a slang for the F-word. So when someone says “Get Stuffed” you know what they’re really saying. Here in the US it just means over-full as in “I ate too much and now I’m stuffed”. Anyway, I think Shaid is right.
In soviet russia shrimp fucks you!
Lol.
Comedy gold. Seriously.
The shrimp fucks the cabbage or it gets the hose again.
Maybe dey is both hoes. Wif extra hoes? I’ll take two.
IT ARE FACT O _O
Sounds like a dirty version of “The Farmer in the Dell”
Kinda like the x-rated version of “It puts the lime in the coconut,” right?
I would definitely like that song better if it were “the lime fucks the coconut.”
Tasty.
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…just. wow.
As desert I’d like to have “The shrimp fucks the apple pie”, please
dessert, sorry
Here’s another instance of the Chinese 干 (gan1) being translated in the sense meaning “a slang word for f**k” rather than “dry”. I can’t read a whole lot of Chinese, but I know that f**k should be “dry” instead. Obviously, the shrimp doesn’t dry the cabbage… Shrimp with dry cabbage? Dry cabbage with shrimp?
Shrimp need jobs too, why can’t the shrimp dry the cabbage?! PREJUDICE!
Shrimpist!
Well… I was going to have some shrimp for dinner. Now I have to go see if it consummated with a cabbage while I wasn’t looking…
“That’s not cream sauce!”
… Did anyone else have to tweak their monitor settings a little to be able to see the words clearly?
The shrimp tweaked the monitor while you weren’t looking. Lil’ guy gets around…
It actually means, “dried shrimp stir fried with cabbage”… yes it really is damn frigging funny how the chinese translate them in china.. ima chinese myself but this is the funniest shit i’ve seen…
In chinese, dat means Shrimp + Stir-fried cabbage.
sry for the post of translation of chinese to english. I didn’t see the post above me.
this might be the funniest thing ive ever seen.
Get out more. Please. For the sake of all the gods, get out more!
You wouldn’t believe how many drinks the shrimp had to buy for the cabbage.
can i have diet the juice fucks the cherry
It’s “Dry shrimp and cabbage stir-fry.” The word for “stir-fry” also means “to toss” and the rest is history.
Its a food **** food world out there
Haha. After reading that, the only thing that comes to mind is opening my refridgerator to see a huge food orgy.
*Shudders*
REALLY?!!! Gosh I kind of want to see that…