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Oh noes, it Cross at AM 2? That’s rearry earry.
LOL, win, so much win.
must be my ex-wife’s house
If I had to close up at that hour, I’d be mighty cross m’self…
That would be ‘reverse happy hour’. It’s when all the pissy people go to drink, ticking off bartenders.
Yeah…if I’m up at 2am, I’m usually cross too.
does the really fine print actually say …
bear cafe?
since when do bears have their own cafe, and yeah it would sorta explain the odd openeing hours, cause bears can’t read
The bear is cross by 2am.
HEY! THATS NOT TRUE! Some of my best friends are bears (the oh so woofy two-legged variety) and can read quite well.
Can I get a woof-woof ?!?
Goooooooooo bears!!!!
I agree, it’s mostly the vikings who can’t read.
They can too read.. and spell!
S-P-A-M
My viking friends can sing in beautiful 3 part harmony too!
5 part harmony!?
perhaps bear is served. with hollandaise…
This, my friends, is the epitome of Engrish.
I have to want to drink bear before cross!
wooooooooooooooooooooooooow
what
“Bear Cafe” is wrong as well!
It should be BARE Cafe… It’s a nice lil’ cozy Nudist Cafe in Thailand. I was there once.
No you weren’t, don’t lie.
Really really really I was in Thailand once.
Many first class Whore Houses. Great place to get drunk cheap.
And I bet you may have experienced loss of money, too.
I would think this is in Japan; it’s the Japanese who usually loses their L’s. and the Chinese loses their R’s.
Please not to be doing business. We are crossed.
and put PM/AM before the times…
13th!!!!!!!!!!!
Lucky you.;)
They’re clearly just giving the schedule for opening statements and cross examinations.
Clearly!
haha i was lookin at it kinda fast n i thought at first it said OPEN PMS!
I took this pic in Seoul Korea. It’s a “Beer Cafe”, there’s lots of them.
And pronounce it “crows” it’s funnier.
Thanks for the main-page those who voted!
The owner might be Japanese, because when we write “cross” in katakana and reads it in the original pronounciation, it reminds a bit of a Japanese speaking “close”.
I hope there aren’t any kids in there…
why?
The weird thing about this is that if you can read l33t, it looks like it’s read as “PMS.”
Huh.
did i not just say that above?
Take off all your crowse!!