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Do not taunt the controller

Do not insult or talk down to the controller

Engrish Photo by Nicole C

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  1. Slashydutchie says:

    I hate those emo-controllers… keeping you up all night playing emo-songs…

    • Kit says:

      “IF you play another Linkin Park song, I’m going to get you wet, put you in a dusty location, AND stand on you! STFU controller!”

      • Jmantheman says:

        mine keeps cutting itself…….

      • Wastehound says:

        dude linkin parks not emo Preps(CANNOT STAND EM)listen to it at work and theyre always going “Like totally OMG that blonde guy is so HAWT” while i go to my Zune and turn the volume ALL THE WAY up yes i dont like the whole Linkin park is emo stereotype jesus read a book use your brain for other things besides bashing the so called “Emo” group you dont know what theyve been through so dont judge them

        • Lolocaust says:

          I’m sorry, did someone ask you for your anti-mainstream band rant? No, didn’t think so. Shush, nobody really gives a damn about your zune, your music taste, or your inability to socialize. /shoo

  2. StealingBread says:

    Panda’s back!

  3. Skyfire says:

    Do not taunt Happy Fun Controller

  4. Sprite101 says:

    HAHAHAHAHHA! Awesome.

  5. cakeislie says:

    Is this really engrish? The grammar is correct for most of the parts

  6. XxChumxX says:

    Looks deliberate. Judging by the name of the company, I’ll say this is a joke.

  7. Happy Fun Ball says:

    It’s an homage to the old snl parody ad.

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7358768984043835546

  8. Inverted Spear says:

    I was bored and procrastinating doing real work so I went to the company’s website. They only have like five products, and only the two guitars have the highlighted (panda-lighted?) warnings. I couldn’t find any other examples of engrish either :(

    I think I’m going to e-mail them to ask what they mean, I’ll let you know if I get a response.

    • Pesty says:

      Failed to get the joke FTW.

    • Inverted Spear says:

      Alas Blockhead response isn’t amusing at all :(
      .
      “Those were two attempts at humor by the product engineers. They can be disregarded in terms of using the product.”
      .
      You would think that if they were “attempts” at humor they would have a humorous response prepared.

      • Lindsay says:

        That’s not “attempts at humor by the product engineers”, that’s “we underpay our product engineers and make them work overtime.”

        These are the things that happen.

  9. adskfjö says:

    fuck, the panda’s back

  10. Ender13 says:

    How is this Engrish? It’s just a joke the company put in their manual…

  11. Ana says:

    Oh good, I’m not the only old fart on here that remembers Happy Fun Ball!

  12. Yuri says:

    yaya Panda is back back back!

  13. Reese Tora says:

    Do not feed the controller after midnight.

  14. lolbukkit says:

    DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN BALL. >=(

  15. lulu says:

    whopa!! thats a emo controller if i eva saw one!!

  16. Jonas says:

    “Do not use chemicals. ….. (for cleaning the guitar)” – oooh, I thought you meant drugs.

  17. orly? says:

    I want to know what exactly will happen if you taunt or talk down to the controller. XD

  18. Aaron Hong says:

    Somehow I think this was the whole point of the ‘Blockhead’ brand.

  19. kopaka says:

    darn controller!

  20. Captain Oblivious says:

    I’ve heard of a guitar gently weeping, but this is ridiculous.

  21. 35mmdreams says:

    Super Happy Fun Ball!

  22. archer2 says:

    German gamer kid proof!

  23. beav3r says:

    Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

  24. beav3r says:

    Do not feed the guitar controller after midnight.

  25. gsavage777 says:

    If you taunt, they will no longer cream your raughnry or rick your balls.

  26. Stephen Boferadi says:

    Not so much an Engrish than an example of bored designers.

  27. Pendo says:

    My Controller dumps water out of eyes

  28. morgan says:

    my controller has buck teeth

  29. Lance E Sloan says:

    While this is humorous, it’s not Engrish.

    I’m surprised that Nicole C (the poster) and the engrishfunny.com admins didn’t recognize the obvious Happy Fun Ball reference.

  30. GMMan says:

    Hmm… Sounds like a instruction from Portal. Possibly applies to security cameras, turrets, and energy spheres?

  31. Raindancer says:

    I’ll taunt my controller if I want to taunt my controller, thank you very much. >:(


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