Comments on: The emotionally sensitive guitar controller

By: Lolocaust

Lolocaust — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 23:31:17 +0000

I’m sorry, did someone ask you for your anti-mainstream band rant? No, didn’t think so. Shush, nobody really gives a damn about your zune, your music taste, or your inability to socialize. /shoo

By: Raindancer

Raindancer — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 01:19:04 +0000

I’ll taunt my controller if I want to taunt my controller, thank you very much. >:(

By: GMMan

GMMan — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 20:40:18 +0000

Hmm… Sounds like a instruction from Portal. Possibly applies to security cameras, turrets, and energy spheres?

By: Wastehound

Wastehound — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 22:27:20 +0000

yeh probly

By: Wastehound

Wastehound — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 22:26:47 +0000

dude linkin parks not emo Preps(CANNOT STAND EM)listen to it at work and theyre always going “Like totally OMG that blonde guy is so HAWT” while i go to my Zune and turn the volume ALL THE WAY up yes i dont like the whole Linkin park is emo stereotype jesus read a book use your brain for other things besides bashing the so called “Emo” group you dont know what theyve been through so dont judge them

By: Lance E Sloan

Lance E Sloan — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:48:23 +0000

While this is humorous, it’s not Engrish.

I’m surprised that Nicole C (the poster) and the engrishfunny.com admins didn’t recognize the obvious Happy Fun Ball reference.

By: morgan

morgan — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 12:53:01 +0000

my controller has buck teeth

By: Jmantheman

Jmantheman — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 18:08:51 +0000

mine keeps cutting itself…….

By: Pendo

Pendo — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:13:52 +0000

My Controller dumps water out of eyes

By: Stephen Boferadi

Stephen Boferadi — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 08:25:00 +0000

Not so much an Engrish than an example of bored designers.

By: gsavage777

gsavage777 — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 03:11:22 +0000

If you taunt, they will no longer cream your raughnry or rick your balls.

By: beav3r

beav3r — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 23:06:07 +0000

Do not feed the guitar controller after midnight.

By: beav3r

beav3r — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 23:05:30 +0000

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

By: Dr. Philibert Commerçon

Dr. Philibert Commerçon — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 19:04:58 +0000

baZING

By: Lindsay

Lindsay — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 17:28:50 +0000

That’s not “attempts at humor by the product engineers”, that’s “we underpay our product engineers and make them work overtime.”

These are the things that happen.

By: Inverted Spear

Inverted Spear — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 16:21:29 +0000

Alas Blockhead response isn’t amusing at all
.
“Those were two attempts at humor by the product engineers. They can be disregarded in terms of using the product.”
.
You would think that if they were “attempts” at humor they would have a humorous response prepared.

By: tephster

tephster — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 09:49:23 +0000

Hey, I’m 19 and I got the reference! Do I get maturity points?

On second thought, that probably only gets me nerd points. Damn.

By: Dina

Dina — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 23:34:52 +0000

There are so many things from SNL that I always thought were from Almost Live too, like Toontses the Driving Cat. But yes, Happy Fun Ball is also SNL.

By: archer2

archer2 — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 08:48:18 +0000

German gamer kid proof!

By: adam antichrist

adam antichrist — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 06:27:20 +0000

you can’t get it wet either, so flirting is out too

By: Vagabond

Vagabond — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 05:53:59 +0000

Damnit I’m too late! Curse you intarwebs! ><

By: Sterno

Sterno — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 00:04:32 +0000

SNL?
I thought Happy Fun Ball was from Almost Live.

By: Sterno

Sterno — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 00:03:17 +0000

Pedopandabear ??!? Isn’t that the bastard love-child of Pedobear and Sexual Harassment Panda?

By: 35mmdreams

35mmdreams — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 21:40:11 +0000

Super Happy Fun Ball!

By: Captain Oblivious

Captain Oblivious — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 17:54:14 +0000

I’ve heard of a guitar gently weeping, but this is ridiculous.

By: kopaka

kopaka — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 17:29:38 +0000

me to…….

By: kopaka

kopaka — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 17:18:24 +0000

darn controller!

By: Aaron Hong

Aaron Hong — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 16:32:21 +0000

Somehow I think this was the whole point of the ‘Blockhead’ brand.

By: orly?

orly? — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 12:13:45 +0000

I want to know what exactly will happen if you taunt or talk down to the controller. XD

By: Jonas

Jonas — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 09:32:20 +0000

“Do not use chemicals. ….. (for cleaning the guitar)” – oooh, I thought you meant drugs.

By: lulu

lulu — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 03:15:24 +0000

whopa!! thats a emo controller if i eva saw one!!

By: lolbukkit

lolbukkit — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 03:08:55 +0000

DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN BALL. >=(

By: darkhunter

darkhunter — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 01:45:09 +0000

Panda-san is back!

By: Reese Tora

Reese Tora — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 23:38:36 +0000

Do not feed the controller after midnight.

By: mamarosa

mamarosa — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 22:36:59 +0000

You can see panda too?

I thought I was the only one.

He talks to you and tells you to do things, right?

By: brmbug

brmbug — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 21:12:26 +0000

Damn, beat me to it.

By: Captain Weiner

Captain Weiner — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 21:07:35 +0000

i would LOVE to fuck the panda’s back.
(damn u for proper use of a comma though)
*masturbates*

By: Captain Weiner

Captain Weiner — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 21:06:20 +0000

I love you pedopandabear!
*masturbates*

By: Yuri

Yuri — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 20:37:59 +0000

yaya Panda is back back back!

By: sa+an

sa+an — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 20:16:57 +0000

GODDAMNIT.
You know, because highlighting it TOTALLY isn’t enough.

By: pirate dog

pirate dog — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:49:23 +0000

You have no taste in comedy.

By: Ryan Waxx

Ryan Waxx — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:44:50 +0000

There’s the Engrish Panda right there. So it MUST be Engrish!

By: California Dave

California Dave — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:26:56 +0000

Get off my lawn!

By: Ana

Ana — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:26:01 +0000

Oh good, I’m not the only old fart on here that remembers Happy Fun Ball!

By: DrGaellon

DrGaellon — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:09:08 +0000

Blah, you beat me to it. I was SURE it was an ironic joke, not just a bad translation.

By: Inverted Spear

Inverted Spear — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:57:43 +0000

Oh I got it, I just think that the company response may add even more humor to the situation.

By: E

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:56:30 +0000

This is where we separate the young’uns from the 35+ crowd.

By: Kaptyn

Kaptyn — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:47:11 +0000

Nice.

By: Pesty

Pesty — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:42:38 +0000

Failed to get the joke FTW.

By: AngelDown

AngelDown — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 17:59:43 +0000

See, exactly what I thought. I think they were cracking a joke And a damn good reference at that.