Batman Begins
When being a child Bruce Wayne had witnessed with his own eyes the fact his parents of millionaire were killed cruelly. So affected his strong desire of Revenging his parents. However, God had never given him a chance to fulfill his will. Following the advice of Raws Al-Ghul – the chief of Ninja Group, Bruce come to Gete, which was a corrupted city filled with various crime groups. Bruce found a basement under his villa that turned him into another person: Spiderman. With this mask Spiderman stroke all criminal activates and criminals everywhere. Such as Tougon, the chief of mafia, Dr. Jackstraw, the abnormal drug trafficker, even a mysterious opponent quite familiar with him
Engrish Photo by Greg J
Also superhero fail. Spiderman???
How dare you steal my first comment! I was about to say the same exact thing!
And it was kinda making sense until spidey came in XD
Bruce found a basement under his villa that turned him into another person: Spiderman.
Ahhhahahaha….I lost it right here. that is comedy gold!
Bruce was beaten by basement cat.. that why he go buy spidey suit..
No, ceiling cat gave the suit.
“Bruce found a basement under his villa that turned him into another person: Spiderman”
absolutely LOST IT at Spiderman!
Batman come to Gete? Wtf… well he is also spiderman so apparently DC and Marvel made spiderbatman who come to Gete!
And Yoda did the write up.
Too concerned with Young Skywalker to fact-check, he was.
best two comments, ever!
How the FUCK could they get the superhero wrong when they get the name of the product right?
Batman Begins Presents: Spiderman!
First.
Wrong, you are first not.
“abnormal drug trafficker” as opposed to “normal drug trafficker.” This one pedals tylenol – make soon you better feel rightly!
Win!
It is nice, I didn’t see that one movie
Hmm…notice how you never see Batman and Spiderman TOGETHER??
Oh my god! They are the same person! Why did I never see this coming!
And as a side note, I’ve never laughed so hard at batman before.
Makes sense that Batman would have some sort of comic-book-universe portal in his basement.
Sure, the Bat-Portal!
“I’ve never laughed so hard at batman before”
That is probably because you have never seen this image before:
http://superdickery.com/index.php?view=article&catid=32%3Aseduction-index&id=1292%3Aqremember-this-leather-thong-it-still-has-your-teeth-marks-in-itq&option=com_content&Itemid=24
It still makes me laugh.
Did you never see the Batman with George Clooney then?
FTW
WTF
Fail anonymous
It’s Log, log..it’s big, it’s heavy , it’s WOOD!
It’s log, log…it’s better than bad, it’s GOOD!
Everyone wants a LOG.
Come on and get it, LOG.
You’re gonna LUV it, LOG.
LOG LOG LOG.
Ren and Stimpy reference FTW.
LOG. From Blammo
WTF???? Spiderman?! Is this DC vs Marvel? Daymn…..
Must be very cool movie. I mean I saw it, but I don’t remember any of that stuff.
Yeah. I’ll have to turn on the subtitles next time I watch this, because I apparently TOTALLY misunderstood the movie. X3
they must only have the super secret alternate ending version over there. where batman gets bitten by a radioactive spider. (trying to imagine the spidey-suit stretched over all the batman garb.
is that because he doesn’t want anyone to know that spiderman is actually batman?
The scary thing is, that sounds like a pretty good comic.
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=it&geocode=&q=gete&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=34.259599,79.101563&ie=UTF8&ll=41.948958,-3.311627&spn=0.007852,0.019312&z=16&g=gete&iwloc=addr
must be a really bad place
apparently Gete is at south-western Miami, Florida
Remember to stroke your local criminals and criminal activates!
Yes, last time I checked, stroking a criminal did, er, activate him..
There is a guy in my class I always have Batman vs Spiderman arguments with. I should show him this to end the argument forever.
(Clearly, Batman is superior.)
No, they’re the same person!
Batman versus Spiderman arguments?? Have you broken the news to your parents that you will be living in their basement until they’re gone?
haha. i TOTALLY agree :> i have arguments about that all the time.. ppl r retarded, huh?
Totally. I mean, come on! One guy is a flamboyant emo loser whose lover is a pant-less boy. The other is a dude who has superpowers, a cooler costume and a model for a wife. No contest here.
“the city of Gete” sounds like some town from the Bible
No, thinking of Gettysburg you are.
LoL thanks Yoda
“Bruce found a basement under his villa that turned him into another person: Spiderman.”
ogod….I have died!!!
*head shaking and confused mumbling*
*wanders off unable to put into words the illogical random thought processes that this brought upon me*
*lays down awaiting normalcy to return*
Aflong aflongkong?
You = Winner <3
BATMAN VS. ABNORMAL DRUG TRAFFICKER.
THE CRAZIEST STORY ARC YET.
I BET IT’S THE JOKER’S IDEA
Couldn’t be any dumber than “Holy Terror, Batman!”
“Cease your nefarious dealings, Abnormal Drug Trafficker, for I shall put a stop to your game once and for all!”
“Oh yeah? And who might you be?”
“I am Identity Crisis Man… uh… I think…”
Lovely rebuttling.
someone should change that G to an L
I loved that movie…
…WOW. xD
Spiderbat, Spiderbat, does whatever Spiderbat does!
Thanks for saving my day, Danbala xD
And thanks for saving my day, Spideybat!
OHHHH so Batman is Spiderman? THE WHOLE WORLD MAKES SENSE NOW!
Spider Man, Spider Man, does whatever Batman does?
Owe owe owe….my head hurts now.
All beware… the abnormal drug trafficker!
SPIDERMAN LOL
EPIC-MISTRANSLATION-WIN
When being child, I thought I had read all of the Batman comic books. Apparently not. Maybe it was the abnormal drugs that were trafficked under my villa.
Photoshopped. Absolutely Photoshopped.
I can tell because of the pixels.
Very talented photoshopper to include the reflective packaging..
Doubt someone would take that much time.
So… Spiderman was Batman all along??
I KNEW IT.
oh my god I was reading it and then I broke out laughing like crazy when I got to the spiderman part lol the best fail ever
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat the hell is going on in that description? I think my head exploded.
hahahahha, where is this from?
51st! they have it so mixed up!
Maybe it’s all to direct attention away from a The Batman that made it onto the pack art? What’s in there anyway, trading cards with even more Engrish?
I LOVE when Batman becomes Spiderman and fights abnormal drug dealers!!!
The book was better.
I flying who fact is mysterious oppenents?
i almost die laughing
Is anyone else worried that the Secretary of State for Justice now seems to be a major villan in Batman (or possibly Spiderman. Or even both).
You know I always had my doubts about Jack Straw. I wouldn’t put it past him to be an abnormal drug trafficker. When did he get his doctorate? And does this mean Cillian Murphy is Secretary of State for Justice? Was it his information that led us into Iraq when he was Foreign Minister??
Part of my soul just died.
They are most definitely not the same person:
http://www.superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=161:showdown-at-gotham-city&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54
That is fricken’ hi-larious. An instant fave.
O…M…God!! That was quite possibly one of the most hilarious things I’ve ever read!! I’d love to print that and put it in the back of my Batman Begins movie case.
lol
SPOILERS!
It’s LOG it’s LOG it’s big it’s heavy it’s…the dark knight…(??!!!?!??)
So Batman Begins tells the story of how Bruce Wayne turns into Spider-Man, huh? You fucking moron.
Man I just bursted out laughing when I was at the spiderman part.
Spiderman and robin
Win…epic win
Cheif Ninja…? Now it sounds like the Ninja Turtles is mixed in there.
I like the inclusion of Jack Straw…I wouldn’t put it past him to be an abnormal drug trafficker.
The most amazing Engrish i have ever seen/read.
Spiderbat go to gete to save from evils abormal drug traffiker, and two joker face.
I am in tears laughing. I didn’t know Batman and Spiderman were one and the same.
hey china this isnt the script we gave you
i mean whose ever heard of spiderman being with batman
(nerd toy inventor)
WAT THE HECK IT HAS FREKIN PICTURES OF BATMAN NOT SPIDERmAN IF YOUR GOING TO TELL ABOUT A SUPER HERO THEN GET IT THE HELL RIGHT I MEAN OMG THATS JUST STUPID
wait, who?
“Bruce found a basement under his villa that turned him into another person: Spiderman” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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“With this mask Spiderman stroke all criminal activates and criminals everywhere”
Well, then, that explaines the need for a mask.