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When dogs bark.  please smile.  Do not throw stones.

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  1. dzamie says:

    first!

  2. dzamie says:

    second!

  3. dzamie says:

    Third!

  4. dzamie says:

    Fourth

  5. adam antichrist says:

    first (comment left by someone with an IQ above 65)!

    Aren’t these the lyrics to a prince song?

  6. BANANA says:

    When dog bark, please smile or dog take offence.
    Don’t throw stones, dog not like that either.

  7. KaBooM says:

    *waits for some genius to leave actual translation…*

  8. omfg says:

    That’s why i always smile. ^^

  9. whatsinaname says:

    Yes. Definitely always bare your teeth at a dog when they are barking at you.

  10. scribtee says:

    Sounds philiosophical. Beautiful. We should make a tee out of this.

  11. Pesty says:

    Isn’t that a Haiku? Doesn’t really sound like Engrish to me, more of a fail IMHO.

  12. Bob says:

    Smiling at a dog is an act of aggression. They think you’re baring your teeth.

  13. Jebus says:

    I think this might be the translation:

    “While passing by, when the dogs bark, instead of throwing stones, please give the dogs a smile.”

  14. Laugh at the dog that may maul you?

  15. Girl Fawkes says:

    THOSE ARE MY SHOES

    YOU ARE A DOG, GIVE THEM BACK

    THEY DON’T EVEN FIT

  16. Rydia says:

    Well, even though the Engrish sounds goofy, it’s actually pretty accurate. :) Back in the day, dogs mainly lived outside (and were pretty annoying), so while adults would just pass by, little kids would throw rocks at them. (Also, I think “baekgoo” means white dog?) Anyway, the translation pretty much reads: “Even if the dogs bark as you pass by, instead of throwing stones, give them a smile.”

    • Wolfram says:

      Still sounds awkward out of context.

      Could be worse, though. Some of the neighborhood kids may have necklaces made of dog tails.

    • the left kidney says:

      I believe the sign refers to the dog living at that residence, “Baekgoo” being its name. Hey, Baekgoo, I’ll toss you a grin! No? Maybe a tooth or too…

  17. Aoife says:

    Sounds like excellent advice to me. I see no problem here.

  18. something says:

    If a dog is barking at me, I’m not going to smile. But won’t throw stones unless it attacks me.

  19. hopebow says:

    Seagull? Baekgu literally means ‘white dog’.

    Seagull…seagull…seagull……….Seagull…seagull…seagull………Seagull…seagull…seagull……….

    Ah. white seagull! difficult word even for me.
    That ’someone’ was just joking.

    Baekgu is not a furious dog.
    He was just curious and wanted to see the outside over the wall(high enough. though he was living upstairs).
    Baekgu jumped, jumped, and jumped.
    People was passing by, got scared and threw pebbles at him.

    Nobody knew why the dog was jumping.

    …..bla bla bla…….

    The owner of the house made a small window in the wall.
    Baekgu didn’t jump again.

  20. Hahabot says:

    I find this cute!

  21. blala says:

    the comment was weird to start out with even in krn

  22. Janiporo says:

    Sounds like something Yoda would say O_o

  23. [J] says:

    Yeah, tell that to the dog who took away my right arm!

  24. closertothefurthest says:

    i won’t smile i won’t throw stones i WILL run

  25. metalboy94 says:

    i think the real meaning is “dont hit dogs, smile at them”.

    although, when a dog bites yur leg off, its not as funny anymore….


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