Comments on: How to deal with dogs

By: metalboy94

metalboy94 — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 09:22:39 +0000

i think the real meaning is “dont hit dogs, smile at them”.

although, when a dog bites yur leg off, its not as funny anymore….

By: closertothefurthest

closertothefurthest — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 16:54:07 +0000

i won’t smile i won’t throw stones i WILL run

By: [J]

[J] — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 07:08:04 +0000

Yeah, tell that to the dog who took away my right arm!

By: Janiporo

Janiporo — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 08:11:11 +0000

Sounds like something Yoda would say O_o

By: Savannah

Savannah — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 02:23:27 +0000

Stones hurt the dog and make cry the people. :[ He annoys much, but its loveable animal. Laughings loudly!! XD

By: blala

blala — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:56:12 +0000

the comment was weird to start out with even in krn

By: Hahabot

Hahabot — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 06:50:31 +0000

I find this cute!

By: Johnny

Johnny — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:09:45 +0000

not sure of what was this, but I enjoyed it thoroughly.

By: Aoife

Aoife — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:52:44 +0000

Um, duh.

By: BANANA

BANANA — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 15:06:10 +0000

Well, hey if its tied up why not torment the thing.
And since you can’t throw stones, you should laugh and smile at the dog. *nodnod*

By: OMG

OMG — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 10:17:41 +0000

i reply-eth to you-eth. therefore i-eth ith 1th

By: christine No

christine No — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 06:54:45 +0000

its a dog name.

By: tinascratch

tinascratch — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 04:46:21 +0000

Dammit people is it seagulls or dogs? I must know!!

By: adam antichrist

adam antichrist — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 04:40:27 +0000

running away from angry dog fail

By: adam antichrist

adam antichrist — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 04:38:49 +0000

yes, dogs never encounter smiling people so they all are completely unfamiliar with this human facial expression

By: adam antichrist

adam antichrist — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 04:36:46 +0000

*applauds*

By: hopebow

hopebow — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 04:25:36 +0000

Seagull? Baekgu literally means ‘white dog’.

Seagull…seagull…seagull……….Seagull…seagull…seagull………Seagull…seagull…seagull……….

Ah. white seagull! difficult word even for me.
That ’someone’ was just joking.

Baekgu is not a furious dog.
He was just curious and wanted to see the outside over the wall(high enough. though he was living upstairs).
Baekgu jumped, jumped, and jumped.
People was passing by, got scared and threw pebbles at him.

Nobody knew why the dog was jumping.

…..bla bla bla…….

The owner of the house made a small window in the wall.
Baekgu didn’t jump again.

By: Al

Al — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 01:42:43 +0000

The Korean reads:

If you are passing by and Baekgu (generic dog name) barks, please give him a smile rather than throwing a stone.

By: Miss Antipodes

Miss Antipodes — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 01:42:20 +0000

Ah…now I completely understand.

By: the left kidney

the left kidney — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 01:27:49 +0000

I believe the sign refers to the dog living at that residence, “Baekgoo” being its name. Hey, Baekgoo, I’ll toss you a grin! No? Maybe a tooth or too…

By: Wolfram

Wolfram — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 01:24:29 +0000

Still sounds awkward out of context.

Could be worse, though. Some of the neighborhood kids may have necklaces made of dog tails.

By: something

something — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 00:17:11 +0000

If a dog is barking at me, I’m not going to smile. But won’t throw stones unless it attacks me.

By: qz

qz — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 23:44:22 +0000

ok from someone who knows korean it says
when passing the seagulls even if they caw instead of a rock please give the gull a smile

By: ethana2

ethana2 — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 23:36:08 +0000

..the implication that someone has thrown a rock at a dog for barking..

By: ethana2

ethana2 — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 23:34:54 +0000

Hold on a second while I load four fleschette rounds into my eight gauge..

By: woozled at work

woozled at work — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 22:23:32 +0000

Haiku is pretty
But sometimes does not make sense.
Refridgerator.

By: fizzle

fizzle — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 21:40:57 +0000

Haiku definition WIN.

By: Gone_With_The_Wendell

Gone_With_The_Wendell — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 21:13:37 +0000

This is what it sounds like…
when dogs bark

By: OVERRANDOM

OVERRANDOM — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 20:57:17 +0000

Sounds like a pretty good plan to me.

By: Dread Poet Jethro

Dread Poet Jethro — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 20:42:07 +0000

No, it’s not Haiku
Look for a syllable count
Of five-seven-five

By: Aoife

Aoife — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 20:30:14 +0000

Sounds like excellent advice to me. I see no problem here.

By: Rydia

Rydia — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 18:40:10 +0000

Well, even though the Engrish sounds goofy, it’s actually pretty accurate. Back in the day, dogs mainly lived outside (and were pretty annoying), so while adults would just pass by, little kids would throw rocks at them. (Also, I think “baekgoo” means white dog?) Anyway, the translation pretty much reads: “Even if the dogs bark as you pass by, instead of throwing stones, give them a smile.”

By: Girl Fawkes

Girl Fawkes — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 18:12:59 +0000

THOSE ARE MY SHOES

YOU ARE A DOG, GIVE THEM BACK

THEY DON’T EVEN FIT

By: Passion.Fruit

Passion.Fruit — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 17:15:18 +0000

Laugh at the dog that may maul you?

By: Jebus

Jebus — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 16:13:07 +0000

Sorry, not smile, but laughter. My Korean’s a bit rusty

By: The L

The L — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 16:12:09 +0000

That depends on whether you smile with your mouth open or not.

By: Jebus

Jebus — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 16:11:54 +0000

I think this might be the translation:

“While passing by, when the dogs bark, instead of throwing stones, please give the dogs a smile.”

By: The L

The L — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 16:11:44 +0000

Indeed. It’s quite pleasant.

By: Bob

Bob — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 15:40:03 +0000

Smiling at a dog is an act of aggression. They think you’re baring your teeth.

By: Pesty

Pesty — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 15:17:35 +0000

Isn’t that a Haiku? Doesn’t really sound like Engrish to me, more of a fail IMHO.

By: scribtee

scribtee — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 14:50:36 +0000

Sounds philiosophical. Beautiful. We should make a tee out of this.

By: whatsinaname

whatsinaname — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 14:36:57 +0000

Yes. Definitely always bare your teeth at a dog when they are barking at you.

By: omfg

omfg — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 13:40:55 +0000

That’s why i always smile. ^^

By: KaBooM

KaBooM — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 13:31:00 +0000

*waits for some genius to leave actual translation…*

By: BANANA

BANANA — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 12:48:03 +0000

When dog bark, please smile or dog take offence.
Don’t throw stones, dog not like that either.

By: adam antichrist

adam antichrist — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 12:22:26 +0000

a four-fold fail, perhaps this really is a first

By: adam antichrist

adam antichrist — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 12:21:46 +0000

first (comment left by someone with an IQ above 65)!

Aren’t these the lyrics to a prince song?

By: dzamie

dzamie — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 12:16:06 +0000

Fourth

By: dzamie

dzamie — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 12:15:54 +0000

Third!

By: dzamie

dzamie — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 12:15:43 +0000

second!