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Remain clam. I am a licensed Asian-American who has spend 14-years lived all over Asia. Please. Just enjoy.

wondering what it was supposed to say …
What’s to wonder? Kids with boiling water can be extremely dangerous. They’ll totally throw that stuff around without realizing the consequences. A grownup with boiling water? Yeah. Sure. I feel totally comfortable around that. But if I see a child with boiling water? I’m getting the fuck out of there!
sarcasm win! seriously, I just wanna know where that sign is nailed on. must be hilarious.
I think it was supposed to convey the idea that child+boiling water = multitude of issues. I saw it, in all places, in England on the till at Debenhams cafe in White Rose Shopping Centre in Leeds.
okay. not really that hilarious…
…rather boring…
Glad to help! xD
thx 4 explanation, no thx 4 spoiling my curiousness – but how could i know anyway…
Maybe it meant to say “WASH that child with boiling water”….
>:)
Watch out children
Boiling water
like you should watch your children because there is boiling water
I’m watching him! I’m watching him!
And… he dropped it.
It probably meant that there’s hot water, make sure your kids don’t fall in. Or something along those lines.
Jimmy! JIMMY! YOU BE CAREFUL WITH THAT IT IS EXTREMELY—never mind. Guess I’m going to spend my day off at the damn HOSPITAL. AGAIN.
a watched kid never boils!!
The HECK it doesn’t! A watched kid is more likely to throw a meltdown temper tantrum!
I watched that kid with the boiling water.
Got quite a scald.
Made me really schadenfreudehaft (hope this is correct, you german spelling you-know-whats!)
This is correct.
actually, it isn`t. it would be “schadenfreudig”.
klingt komisch, ist aber so.
“klingt komisch, ist aber so”.
Isn’t that a kid’s TV show from Austria?
still isn’t. wouldn’t be “schadenfreudig”, would be “schadenfroh”
Burn, baby, burn?
Ooh. Is there popcorn?
I watched, and he didn’t do anything amusing. I want my money back.
A watched child never boils?
Hopefully they didn’t mean to say “Wash”
… and wait for the laugh
This is at a cheap Day Care; they put pots of boiling water around your child, kinda like a fence or possibly a moat, then they don’t have to personally watch them.
Yeah this sign is from micronesia so the moat you speak of also provides lunch by cooking any disobediant child
Yes, never mind the other children with boiling water…
just watch THAT child o_O;;
John McCain wants you to watch THAT ONE with the boiling water.
НЕСВЯЗАННЫЙ КОММЕНТАРИЙ! WOOT!
In Soviet Russia, children watch you?
Actually, metinks the term is
In Soviet Russia, water boils you while children watch!
[/FAIL]
Actually children carrying noiling water ARE dangerous.
Hey! Noiling was banned in the 1950s due to the body count…
Is he making tea?
Looks like the sign for a hot tub.
*watches the child get a 4.0 Nielsen Rating*
That’s a a protection measure against stranger danger and the bad touch.
Maybe “Watch that child like you would watch boiling water”?
Quality Entertainement
In these hard times one has to make ones own entertainment.
“Hot water burn baby!” –Rain Man
Oh yes…a win!
This is much more immediate and visceral than a sign that says “Watch children with boiling water.” I need to get a sign that says “BEWARE THAT DOG BEHIND YOU.”
Now, now, let’s look with our eyes, not our steaming pots of water.
When I first saw it I thought it said “Watch this kid with bong water.” Which is funny in a different way?
the kid’s carrying around a toilet?!?
This used to be in the Debenham’s cafe in Leicester, UK… but with the slightly non-PC variation of “MUM! Watch that child with boiling water!”
no way! this is actually in england! in debenhams! i took a picture myself when i saw it
Reading this sort of made me want to turn around suddenly, as if the picture were telling me that a child armed with boiling water were directly behind me.
they ment to say: always have some bucket with ice or cold water nearby, cause you never know, some child with boiling water is waiting around the corner..
))
it sposed to be wash wash that child with boiling water
Forget using your eyes, watch that kid with boiling water!
Hey, guys! Watch that kid with boiling water! He’s going to murder his mom!
He always stand by elevate and throw at stair man! Watch, yes!