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happy panda shoots himself

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  1. Anonymous says:

    Happy panda has run out of happy

  2. Debaru says:

    Ha! The follow-up book to “Eats, Shoots & Leaves”!

  3. Sprite101 says:

    Then he leaves.

  4. fpage77 says:

    Apparently happy panda wasn’t happy enough. ROTFL!!!

  5. shado0w says:

    happy panda is kinda …. stoned xD

  6. Alex says:

    It is pretty scary looking.

  7. Jujube says:

    Would love to figure out what it says underneath. I tried enlarging it & making more contrast but can’t read it. Anyone who can?

    • and now for something completely different says:

      it says… a sweeping fan cake ejecting colored and whistling ? and starbursts of red, green and silver stars with golden…scrobes? and crackling stars.

  8. cakeislie says:

    Happy Panda was only happy… on the outside

  9. Paul Hilbert says:

    Scary…

  10. Spoiler says:

    see the url,
    A 50 shot sweeping fan cake firework ejecting coloured and whistling comets with red silver and green stars and golden crackling trobes

    • munch says:

      The last line clearly reads “golden strobes and crackling stars,” so I’m not sure where you got that text from. What URL are you talking about anyway? I hovered over everything that even remotely looks like a link on this page, and couldn’t find anything.

      Still, it’s hilarious. :-)

  11. Koki Kariya says:

    Sometimes the most depressed are the ones who seem the happiest. Poor son of a bitch.

  12. BANANA says:

    They just forgot a word…
    Happy Panda Shoots Himself Up- which is why he’s so happy, its the drugs.

  13. Mindless2164 says:

    They look kinda crazy..

    It`s pics like this wich makes you wonder what they tried to write…

  14. Heather says:

    Fun for the whole family! A feel-good experience!

  15. Stevenm says:

    If Happy Panda shoots himself, I wonder what Sad Panda does?

  16. Arancaytar says:

    Better than shooting and leaving!

  17. SteelSkin says:

    Happy panda… Not so happy, actually.

  18. Achi says:

    And that makes me a saaaad panda.

  19. skrag2112 says:

    This sounds like the title of the worst children’s book ever.
    Dad: “Hey kids! Its time for a bedtime story!”
    Kids: “Yeeeaah!”
    Dad: “Happy Panda put the 357. Magnum in his mouth and pulled the trigger, splattering brains and skull fragments on the wall of his enclosure!”
    Kids: *Looks of confusion, then they slowly start crying*

  20. g-money says:

    lots of people hinted, but i haven’t seen anyone write that the panda was trigger happy!

  21. Azzy says:

    I need to find some of those for the 4′th next year.

    The effect doesnt sound so great, but the name is pure win.

  22. kaisy says:

    £42.00 cheap cheap!

  23. Cyratos says:

    DOmo-kun, rofllol

  24. Zoop says:

    Happy Panda is never going to save the species that way

  25. Hein says:

    Totally good one! Top notch. (About time)

  26. Vasil says:

    Happy panda is republican

  27. Nile says:

    Hey I took The Photo, got the original here, it reads.

    “Panda Shoots Himself
    A Sweeping fan cake ejecting coloured and whistling comets and starbursts of red, green and silver stars with golden strobes and crackling stars (50 shots)
    £42.00″

    I too wonder what sad panda does if Happy Panda shoots himself.
    I also found it funny he looks quite happy on the left and pretty sad on the right, reckon he shot himself between the 2 pictures?

  28. Some1 says:

    Happy panda’s demo of how to handle a gun goes horribly wrong, but dang it! He keeps right on going! Those kids need to learn!

  29. Aki says:

    The panda is summoning his Persona?

  30. platypuspower says:

    happily sad panda is expensive too.

  31. dustbunni says:

    No more Happy Panda…he’s ANGRY PANDA now.

    In Soviet Russia, Happy Panda Shoots You.

  32. disofj says:

    $84 to see a panda kill its self? violent people

  33. Nile says:

    If you want to see this in real life, go to Manchester, in china town there’s this little trinket shop on the left by the golden arch it’s in their case at the back, along with some other Engrish goods

  34. gyaku_zuki says:

    Happy panda was in the closet…

  35. Levski says:

    Lol the pandas look stoned

  36. Gage says:

    Happy Panda Smokes An Ounce.

  37. Blues says:

    this should go under FAILblog as Happy FAIL lol

  38. Q*bert H. Humphrey says:

    I wonder if what they were trying to say was “Happy Panda and his [bamboo] shoots”, and mixed up his and himself, etc.

  39. Wendy says:

    Okay, when I first read it, I took it to mean something different. I thought “shoots himself” was a euphemism for something else. He’s looking really excited on the left and kind of coy on the right. That’s how I took it.

  40. lazy go 7 says:

    Ha HA ;-) ))) He was so happy that couldn`t share his happiness with others, so he shot himself

  41. Your mom in my bed says:

    THEY HAVE RED EYES
    LOL

  42. TheCat says:

    From crying.

  43. Dragongirl says:

    Happy Fail.

  44. morgan says:

    hahaha *pew*

  45. [J] says:

    Well, then I guess Happy Panda wasn’t happy enough…

  46. Keera Cullen says:

    42 pounds for a suicidal panda? That’s a little much…

  47. sdsdsd1249 says:

    !glory! shooting of panda make no me hapy!

  48. morgan says:

    *crys*

  49. Captain Game says:

    Fufufu… if “Happy Panda” is a firework, perhaps “shoots himself” was intended to mean “shoot it yourself”?

  50. anti says:

    everyones saying that hes suicidal but its possible he was just clumsy

  51. Here4tehlulz says:

    It’s always those that seem the happiest that suprise us the most :(

  52. Shaun P says:

    And they blame US for making Pandas go extinct…

  53. flyingpumpkin says:

    This would be a good cover for the book
    Panda eats, shoots and leaves

    (i.e. Panda, eats shoots and leaves)


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