The last line clearly reads “golden strobes and crackling stars,” so I’m not sure where you got that text from. What URL are you talking about anyway? I hovered over everything that even remotely looks like a link on this page, and couldn’t find anything.
This sounds like the title of the worst children’s book ever.
Dad: “Hey kids! Its time for a bedtime story!”
Kids: “Yeeeaah!”
Dad: “Happy Panda put the 357. Magnum in his mouth and pulled the trigger, splattering brains and skull fragments on the wall of his enclosure!”
Kids: *Looks of confusion, then they slowly start crying*
Hey I took The Photo, got the original here, it reads.
“Panda Shoots Himself
A Sweeping fan cake ejecting coloured and whistling comets and starbursts of red, green and silver stars with golden strobes and crackling stars (50 shots)
£42.00″
I too wonder what sad panda does if Happy Panda shoots himself.
I also found it funny he looks quite happy on the left and pretty sad on the right, reckon he shot himself between the 2 pictures?
If you want to see this in real life, go to Manchester, in china town there’s this little trinket shop on the left by the golden arch it’s in their case at the back, along with some other Engrish goods
Okay, when I first read it, I took it to mean something different. I thought “shoots himself” was a euphemism for something else. He’s looking really excited on the left and kind of coy on the right. That’s how I took it.
Happy panda has run out of happy
Take that, f1rst-n00bs!
only nerds use numbers for letters or use the word noobs
Film at eleven!
ROFL
Actually Happy Panda is a firework
http://www.chromasia.com/images/happy_panda_not_b.jpg
Yeah, I kinda guessed that myself.
Then how does he shoot HIMSELF O_o
their eyes look suicidal
Panda prozac be needed here. Tragic hilarity ensue.
I agree!
Ha! The follow-up book to “Eats, Shoots & Leaves”!
Clever comment. You win one (1) internet. (Also to Sprite101 below)
Haha awesome.
Then he leaves.
Apparently happy panda wasn’t happy enough. ROTFL!!!
he needs panda Prozac, as charro stated above!
happy panda is kinda …. stoned xD
It is pretty scary looking.
Would love to figure out what it says underneath. I tried enlarging it & making more contrast but can’t read it. Anyone who can?
it says… a sweeping fan cake ejecting colored and whistling ? and starbursts of red, green and silver stars with golden…scrobes? and crackling stars.
or something like that
Happy Panda was only happy… on the outside
It’s always the ones who seem happiest.
It was really all just a call for help.
We need to ban together and end panda suicides
I so concur!
Scary…
see the url,
A 50 shot sweeping fan cake firework ejecting coloured and whistling comets with red silver and green stars and golden crackling trobes
The last line clearly reads “golden strobes and crackling stars,” so I’m not sure where you got that text from. What URL are you talking about anyway? I hovered over everything that even remotely looks like a link on this page, and couldn’t find anything.
Still, it’s hilarious.
Spoiler has it right but you will have to search for Happy Panda fireworks
Sometimes the most depressed are the ones who seem the happiest. Poor son of a bitch.
Well seems like unhappy pandas live longer just to enjoy their miserable lives longer.
We know, we know! Poor panda!
They just forgot a word…
Happy Panda Shoots Himself Up- which is why he’s so happy, its the drugs.
It would also explain the blood-shot eyes.
And the Amy Winehouse makeup.
LOL!
They look kinda crazy..
It`s pics like this wich makes you wonder what they tried to write…
Fun for the whole family! A feel-good experience!
If Happy Panda shoots himself, I wonder what Sad Panda does?
shoots everybody else too
Inspired.
that’s not good. CRAP!!! HE’S HERE!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!
Better than shooting and leaving!
Happy panda… Not so happy, actually.
Dammit, everyone is stealing my joke!
And that makes me a saaaad panda.
Sexual harassment panda ftw!
This sounds like the title of the worst children’s book ever.
Dad: “Hey kids! Its time for a bedtime story!”
Kids: “Yeeeaah!”
Dad: “Happy Panda put the 357. Magnum in his mouth and pulled the trigger, splattering brains and skull fragments on the wall of his enclosure!”
Kids: *Looks of confusion, then they slowly start crying*
LOL!
LOL!!!!!! too funny! where in the world do you find your sense of humor?
lots of people hinted, but i haven’t seen anyone write that the panda was trigger happy!
I need to find some of those for the 4′th next year.
The effect doesnt sound so great, but the name is pure win.
Super!
£42.00 cheap cheap!
DOmo-kun, rofllol
Where would we be without Engrish?
Holy Engrish, Batman!
http://madsilence.wordpress.com/2007/06/14/holy-engrish-batman/
Your Engrish for the Wee
http://madsilence.wordpress.com/2007/07/26/your-engrish-for-the-week/
~MadSilence
Engrish for the Wee?
I have to laugh so hard as to piss my pants? Or do I have to pay in advance?
Happy Panda is never going to save the species that way
Totally good one! Top notch. (About time)
Happy panda is republican
Hey I took The Photo, got the original here, it reads.
“Panda Shoots Himself
A Sweeping fan cake ejecting coloured and whistling comets and starbursts of red, green and silver stars with golden strobes and crackling stars (50 shots)
£42.00″
I too wonder what sad panda does if Happy Panda shoots himself.
I also found it funny he looks quite happy on the left and pretty sad on the right, reckon he shot himself between the 2 pictures?
So, basically, if you don’t wan’t happy panda to shoot himself, say no to crackers?
wait, what? £42.00 for a pack of fireworks? Someone’s making a lot of money.
Like, in his foot.
“What’s this?”
BANG
“Ow my foot.”
Happy panda’s demo of how to handle a gun goes horribly wrong, but dang it! He keeps right on going! Those kids need to learn!
The panda is summoning his Persona?
happily sad panda is expensive too.
No more Happy Panda…he’s ANGRY PANDA now.
In Soviet Russia, Happy Panda Shoots You.
$84 to see a panda kill its self? violent people
If you want to see this in real life, go to Manchester, in china town there’s this little trinket shop on the left by the golden arch it’s in their case at the back, along with some other Engrish goods
Happy panda was in the closet…
Lol the pandas look stoned
Happy Panda Smokes An Ounce.
this should go under FAILblog as Happy FAIL lol
I wonder if what they were trying to say was “Happy Panda and his [bamboo] shoots”, and mixed up his and himself, etc.
Okay, when I first read it, I took it to mean something different. I thought “shoots himself” was a euphemism for something else. He’s looking really excited on the left and kind of coy on the right. That’s how I took it.
Ha HA
))) He was so happy that couldn`t share his happiness with others, so he shot himself
THEY HAVE RED EYES
LOL
From crying.
Happy Fail.
hahaha *pew*
Well, then I guess Happy Panda wasn’t happy enough…
42 pounds for a suicidal panda? That’s a little much…
!glory! shooting of panda make no me hapy!
*crys*
Fufufu… if “Happy Panda” is a firework, perhaps “shoots himself” was intended to mean “shoot it yourself”?
everyones saying that hes suicidal but its possible he was just clumsy
It’s always those that seem the happiest that suprise us the most
And they blame US for making Pandas go extinct…
This would be a good cover for the book
Panda eats, shoots and leaves
(i.e. Panda, eats shoots and leaves)