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Swallow my balls, you pathetic looser
So you want him to take away your balls?
Didn’t think he had any to begin with.
Okay…but I gotta ask — are they vegetarian balls?
Last!
I didn’t know you could get a vegetarian swallow.
A prepostion is missing. It’s supposed to say “Vegetarian WILL swallow balls”. It’s from a classified add from Nevada.
Perhaps it’a command !!!!!!. You can add the contents of the packet for decoration.
“Will” isn’t a preposition… that’s called a verb.
I had just woke up. My bad.
“Will” is a proper name.
EPIC WIN!
they really this up
umm…
it’s correct.
the words mean swallow balls.
Birds don’t have balls!
sure they do… but sawllow balls are not that big. not in a million years
No, actually they don’t have balls, anyway not the same as mammals do. Birds’ reproductive organs are all internal; most birds don’t have penises, either, except for a few species of water birds.
Reminds me of a song, “The Ball Bearing Bird”. Maybe it only got airplay here.
What the hell are you doing way back here?
Vegetarians sound like fun. :O
We are. We’ll swallow your balls every time. But we never never swallow swallow balls.
The sad thing is- I am a vegetarian. X3.
So, I guess that getting you to swallow my meat is out of the question?
Can I ask why?
Yes, that is very sad.
A vegetarian times 3?
What the heck is that about?
X3 is an emoticon
i didn`t realise swallows had such big balls!how the hell do they fly with that weightbehind them?
African or European swallow?
I don’t know that!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh….
What is the air speed velocity of a ball-laden swallow?
They could carry them on a line… a strand of creeper perhaps… held between the dorsal guiding feathers…
9.8 m/s squared……….
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straight down.
a swallow would have to fwap his balls forty-four times a second.. in the face of a vegetarian.
Confucius say: “Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.”
Win. And awful. But still win.
Doesnt seem like engrish, but still funny
“mountain oysters” asian style?
O_O;;;;;
*barfs*
i like the fact that it says that it is “natural pure vegetarian food” with “no egg, no alcohol” i am surprised that wasn’t commented one. i know several vegetarians who imbibe alcohol!
But “no egg, no alcohol” is in a separate box. It’s not directly connected to the fact that the food is vegetarian, it’s additional information for people who are avoiding eggs and/or alcohol.
In other words, nobody commented on it because there was nothing funny or even unusual about it.
because balls rarely have eggs in them
Though they are delicious dipped in alcohol.
maybe you’re not suposed to chew em?
And on the way to the ER, I remind her that I actually asked her to “SUCK my balls, and SWALLOW my load”
Good thing I didn’t ask her to prick my boil.
HAH. and ew.
Aren’t they balls made of swallows nest? Swallows nest is a delicacy.
If vegetarians cannot eat cow’s milk, how is it they could eat swallow spit (’tis what the nests are largely composed of; look it up!)
I drink my milk, when you can eat it, its time to go to the grocery store again…
Cannot drink cow’s milk (or animal products of any kind)?
I believe that’s called: “vegan”.
Ya know, a creep at the end of our street was handing that out as candy on Halloween….
those swallows must be hurtin
0.o Noooo!!! I like them to stay attached to my man thank you very much.
EEWWWWW!! Don’t wanna eat anyone’s balls!
Swallow ball, is a type of small meat ball from Fujian, China; it got its name because it was original wrapped in the shape of a swallow (the bird); then if you replace the meat with some tofu-based vegetarian food you get this.
There is nothing wrong with it.
There really are some things we don’ need substitutes for (also like packaged Vegetarian Intestines).
yeah well there is if its on engrish. this is the place EVERY thing is wrong
No egg, no alcohol.
Important issues for vegetarians.
Haiz… This ‘thingy’’s concept is just like the fishballs and meatballs we usually eat. In China, there’s also swallow balls, which looks like fishballs, but they’re made of swallow meat. This is the vegetarian version of swallow balls. No swallows involved, since there’s no meat. They only tasted like the originals.
They eat swallows in China? Wait, my bad; they eat EVERYTHING in China, so why am I surprised here?…
Well… Basically, yeah. Including pig intestines and dried pig blood. But referring to navg’s previous post regarding to this matter (16th November 8.43pm), I think I might need to correct my previous statement regarding to the swallow eating issue…
“Well… Basically, yeah. Including pig intestines and dried pig blood.”
Basically, we eat this allover the world (in the countries where its not a sin to eat the pig, since it is a dirty animal in some). They are main ingrediants in sasuge and also burgers.
Cheers.
Explains why they taste so offal. Sorry, couldn’t resist it.
lol true
ROFL.
No joking, this actually made me fall out of my chair.