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Um…. wonder what they really meant?
Satin?
perhaps some romantically blinded talks about marriage here…
just saying how much satan rules. he is lovely
…she, if you’ll notice.
I thought we all knew that Satan is a man, because God is a woman! rofl
Well, someone has a high view of herself!
… says “CobraJoe” ?
Don’t any of you read Casey & Andy? She has many forms.
Rofl indeed. For you are the very epitome and Highest Point of wit.
ever wonder if dyslexic evangelicals are tempted by Santa?
Is there a dog?
A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up all night pondering the existence of dog.
Sorry, that was already on graphjam..
your MOM was on graphjam
Wow. You really are awesome at original insults aren’t you?
Rebuttle Connected!!!
Burn of the week above.
your MOM is awesome at your face!
fail?
A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
sixth!!
Now things make sense: satan is a woman which is why she can tempt men so easily into doing dastardly deeds. Just like bedazzled.
I liked that film very muchly.
Move over Hello Kitty!
lol Hello Kitty’s reign is over! Lovely Satan FTW!
I knew Satan was the good guy. God is the evil one, fact.
Shh! Better not let Him here that or or FC will stand for Frying Corpse!
make satan not war
Alright! We finally get the recognition we deserve!! (Even if it is only on a Japanese girl’s notebook.) Hail Lovely Satan.
Satan
Ahh…yeah, I think we got that much.
Satan is so pretty and flowery. Awwwww!
Magnificent satan? Any relation to that Great Satan the president of Iran talks about?
Second cousins, twice removed.
…lovely singing voice though..
Beautiful plumage
Is Satan pining for the fjords?
Of course God’s going to trap him in Hell – otherwise he’d muscle up to those bars and VOOM!
Satan wouldn’t “voom” if you put 10,000 volts through him.
Actually, i’m quite sure he would
*Eunuch*
There is that vegan food-like product called saytan. I wouldn’t call it “lovely”, in fact I vomited a little in the back of my throat when I tasted it, but, maybe that was what they are referring to. ‘Being nice to animals is lovely” even if the foood sometimes tastes like feces.
its spelled seitan
and foood is spelled food
and feces is spelled faeces
can you spell fail?
Incorrect. Feces/faeces is not a matter of misspelling, but a matter of region: feces is the American spelling, faeces is the UK spelling.
And foood is probably just something you haven’t heard of yet over there.
No, it’s just that food is okay, but foood is goood. Satan says so.
hehehe But NO. Fooood is a horrible fumbling of the type-writery keyboard thingy in front of me. It also rhymes with dude but in a mellow and vaguely stoned way.
is dude ever said any other way?
Faeces is a pretty gay way to spell feces.
I think you mean gaey
Lol.
In the US, it is spelled feces. We Americans decided 200 years ago that it wasn’t enough to revolt against George III, we should revolt against British spelling conventions as well.
Hence:
encyclopedia
color
honor
flavor
favorite
neighbor
traveling
theater
gray
diarrhea
…and so forth. Assuming conventional spellings from the other side of the pond are incorrect: The colour of FAIL.
Jamie did still misspell “food,” though, which does qualify as fail. You just made an incorrect assumption about the American spelling of the word “feces,” and we all know what happens when you assume…
.. you make an asse out of you and me?
Least appropriate time for your humor, Mr. Palmer.
NCIS reference win {but i screwed up that quote} ^_^
Actually you kept a lot of the spellings we went on to change, or even more accurately where there wer multiple acceptable spellings we adopted one and you the other.
Its all the fault of William Caxton and Richard Pynson. Otherwise we could all spell like lolcats and be right all the time. Rite al the tym even.
But how you English folk could have gotten rid of “gotten”, I’ll never know.
Sure it’s not SATIN that’s meant? Or Santa. A female Santa — cool concept. Of course, so is a female Satan!
Samantha Claus!
I think you may have mistaken her for Mary Christmas.
Satan was a the pagan godess, there is nothing evil about her, but when the catholic church heard of a religion who had a godess instead of a god, they told everyone it was evil.
yes, that is correct. Satan is not the devil, she is merely a godess, that goes along with 666 and the pentagram, all signs of her, nothing evil.
Um…I’m sorry…but I’m Pagan and I’ve never heard such a load in my life! The term “Satan” comes from the Islam “Sheitan”, meaning “an adversary”. Pagan belief HAS no “Satan” in it. The pentagram or pentacle, in Wiccan belief, is a symbol for the five “elements”: Earth, Air, Fire, Water, and Spirit. Not all Pagans are Wiccan (hence, not all Pagans utilize the pentacle/pentagram symbol). Wherever “666″ came from, whether the Quabalah or Mideval superstition or Damien Omen II, it is most certainly NOT Pagan in origin.
history of religion fail
Not. Looking my comments up for veracity on the computer right in front of your face fail.
Thanks, Psychedelic!
I thought something was amiss with research’s… uh research.
Actually “666″ comes from the bible and relates to the fact that hebrew glyphs have number meanings as well as word and letter meanings but “666″ is actually a mistranslation that has been supported for so long that we all accept it. The real “number of the beast” is 616 – look it up!
WOW! 616 is the area code for Grand Rapids, Michigan! Is that where Satan lives? Of course, Hell, Michigan’s area code is 734, so maybe the beast has moved since the book of Revelations was written…
wait, hell has the same area code as ann arbor? i never realized it was so close! then why is it so cold?
If Hell is freezing over, I should go back and ask all those people who’d only ever sleep with me if..
Isn’t there a city named Hell in Alabama or something? ^_^
Not quite right. In some early Latin manuscripts the “number of the beast” is translated as 616. However, in the Greek manuscripts, which the Latin was certainly translated from, the number is 666 (that’s six-hundred and sixty six, not six, six, six). There are some good reasons for the difference, all very interesting for amateur students of textual transmission, but would probably be tedious on this site.
Thanks, 7Hz — I had no idea! Hebrew is a really cool language, also — different meanings can be made from a single word, depending upon the consonants one chooses to use.
I’m Pagan, too. Satan has nothing to do with Paganism. Satan’s a christian creation.
The name Satan is indeed related to the Islamic Shaitan, and has, in Hebrew, the same meaning. The concept in ancient Israel was of an official (or, since they were discussing Yahweh, an angel) whose job is to poke at something, and try to find the flaws. The Adversary’s two original mentions were in the book of Genesis, in which he tried to prove that humans were too imperfect to be worthy of Yahweh’s favor, and Job, in which he tried to prove that even Yahweh’s favorit, Job, would abandon his Lord if sufficiently provoked. (He won the first one, but lost the second.)
It wasn’t until the New Testament that the Adversary was promoted to a sort of counter-God position, and given the realm of Hell (related to the Hebraic Sheol, but named for the Nordic Hel) to rule.
I believe that Psychedelic’s confusion may stem from there – the realm of Hel, the domain of Nordic men who had died in cowardly fashion, as well as that of dead women and children (who were not allowed to earn Valhalla), was ruled by a female deity, also named Hel.
Let me get this straight…Satan was God’s QA/QC Manager???????!!! I love that! I forgot about the Goddess Hel, but what can I say, I’m an Hellenic Reconstructionist. All I really know about Hell is that you can see it from Sparks, Nevada (bad joke: In this part of Nevada we’re so close to Hell you can see Sparks.) Bad drumroll, please…
they can us the crimson tide…
they call me deaaaaacon bluuuuuuue….deaaaaacon bluuuuuuue…..
that damn song gets stuck in my head all the time LOL…
You read too many damn Dan Brown books…
Paganism research FAIL!!
Satan was the Hebrew “angel of the test.”
Satan is lovely! He (or she) is my lord and master.
Apparently he likes pink.
I think this is how it happened:
Japanese designer: what’s the word, not god, the other one?
English-speaking person: Satan?
While actually the word the designer was looking for was goddess…
Hypothesis win.
Don’t the Japanese have a Japanese word for “Goddess”??? Wouldn’t the designer just have said, “Hey, do you know the English word for (whatever word it is in Japanese that means goddess)?” Better yet, why didn’t the designer look the word they wanted up on BabbleFish???
Perhaps the English-speaking person didn’t know the Japanese word for goddess, so the Japanese person had to explain it? Or the Japanese person spoke limited English and asked the question in English?
You have a point there…
Great, now all I need is another one and I can make a straight line.
I’ll see if I can find one for you somewhere around here. . . . . . . .or you could borrow one of mine. . . . . .
*borrows point and draws straight line* ^_^ Thanks.
Be careful what you do with that thing, now…
Maybe because it’s babelfish?
Maybe he did look it up of Babelfish, which would explain the fail. Translators are often confused by synonyms, or translate things literally. We would need to know the Japanese for Satan, then see if it had any different meanings.
It might mean “Lovely Toasters” for all we know.
Oh! My Satan
I think An looks lovely sat down, and sat An brings us love from time to time. That’s why we are all fascinated by her!
I would totally buy that.
WANT *.*
I guess the devil *does* wear Prada.
Satan is now categorized as F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S
damn fucks, why you keep fucking with my new style…..
Wow, did the monks in the Middle Ages ever get your avatar wrong — they made you out to be red, and without the funky John Lennon sunglasses.
I knew a girl from Armenia called Satan.
Apparently Satan likes pink…
So Satan’s a fag, that’s why Christians don’t believe in gay marriage?
…I have no comment. Also no idea what say trying to.
O.o
lolz
Satan is a girl? oh right, I guess I should stop giving her boxer shorts and sports cups for christmas.