Comments on: Lovely Satan

By: Here4tehlulz

Here4tehlulz — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:09:52 +0000

Satan is a girl? oh right, I guess I should stop giving her boxer shorts and sports cups for christmas.

By: Jon

Jon — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 15:33:03 +0000

Maybe he did look it up of Babelfish, which would explain the fail. Translators are often confused by synonyms, or translate things literally. We would need to know the Japanese for Satan, then see if it had any different meanings.

It might mean “Lovely Toasters” for all we know.

By: Jon

Jon — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 15:27:38 +0000

I think you may have mistaken her for Mary Christmas.

By: TheGabe

TheGabe — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 00:55:15 +0000

Rofl indeed. For you are the very epitome and Highest Point of wit.

By: roflcopter

roflcopter — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 23:01:59 +0000

fail?

By: hollyr57

hollyr57 — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 18:15:09 +0000

Shh! Better not let Him here that or or FC will stand for Frying Corpse!

By: B.BarNavi

B.BarNavi — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 06:22:38 +0000

Oh! My Satan

By: Keera Cullen

Keera Cullen — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 02:33:11 +0000

Isn’t there a city named Hell in Alabama or something? ^_^

By: Keera Cullen

Keera Cullen — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 02:30:08 +0000

Samantha Claus!

By: Keera Cullen

Keera Cullen — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 02:29:06 +0000

NCIS reference win {but i screwed up that quote} ^_^

By: Keera Cullen

Keera Cullen — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 02:28:29 +0000

Least appropriate time for your humor, Mr. Palmer.

By: Keera Cullen

Keera Cullen — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 02:26:11 +0000

*Eunuch*

By: Keera Cullen

Keera Cullen — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 02:22:53 +0000

Ahh…yeah, I think we got that much.

By: Keera Cullen

Keera Cullen — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 02:22:04 +0000

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

By: Alex

Alex — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 01:31:03 +0000

O.o
lolz

By: Mick

Mick — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 03:39:47 +0000

…she, if you’ll notice.

By: Strudel

Strudel — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 12:26:42 +0000

is dude ever said any other way?

By: Strudel

Strudel — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 12:25:10 +0000

Actually, i’m quite sure he would

By: Don

Don — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 06:41:51 +0000

But how you English folk could have gotten rid of “gotten”, I’ll never know.

By: doog hat john

doog hat john — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 03:42:11 +0000

your MOM is awesome at your face!

By: Partys

Partys — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:43:31 +0000

Burn of the week above.

By: Vette

Vette — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 13:06:50 +0000

Maybe because it’s babelfish?

By: Psychedelic

Psychedelic — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 17:39:47 +0000

Be careful what you do with that thing, now…

By: madcowyup

madcowyup — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 12:45:56 +0000

…I have no comment. Also no idea what say trying to.

By: Dixie

Dixie — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 09:37:59 +0000

So Satan’s a fag, that’s why Christians don’t believe in gay marriage?

By: insanityinside

insanityinside — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 21:29:50 +0000

Apparently Satan likes pink…

By: Leanan

Leanan — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 11:51:05 +0000

*borrows point and draws straight line* ^_^ Thanks.

By: Psychedelic

Psychedelic — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 04:47:49 +0000

I’ll see if I can find one for you somewhere around here. . . . . . . .or you could borrow one of mine. . . . . .

By: braeduin

braeduin — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 12:51:59 +0000

I knew a girl from Armenia called Satan.

By: somerandomenglishperson

somerandomenglishperson — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 12:05:15 +0000

If Hell is freezing over, I should go back and ask all those people who’d only ever sleep with me if..

By: somerandomenglishperson

somerandomenglishperson — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 12:03:24 +0000

Actually you kept a lot of the spellings we went on to change, or even more accurately where there wer multiple acceptable spellings we adopted one and you the other.
Its all the fault of William Caxton and Richard Pynson. Otherwise we could all spell like lolcats and be right all the time. Rite al the tym even.

By: Leanan

Leanan — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 10:41:26 +0000

Great, now all I need is another one and I can make a straight line.

By: Psychedelic

Psychedelic — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 03:34:38 +0000

Wow, did the monks in the Middle Ages ever get your avatar wrong — they made you out to be red, and without the funky John Lennon sunglasses.

By: Psychedelic

Psychedelic — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 03:32:40 +0000

You have a point there…

By: enyvl

enyvl — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 20:19:54 +0000

Don’t any of you read Casey & Andy? She has many forms.

By: Leanan

Leanan — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 13:55:01 +0000

Perhaps the English-speaking person didn’t know the Japanese word for goddess, so the Japanese person had to explain it? Or the Japanese person spoke limited English and asked the question in English?

By: Satan

Satan — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 13:25:37 +0000

damn fucks, why you keep fucking with my new style…..

By: Guess Again

Guess Again — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:37:47 +0000

they can us the crimson tide…
they call me deaaaaacon bluuuuuuue….deaaaaacon bluuuuuuue…..

that damn song gets stuck in my head all the time LOL…

By: Psychedelic

Psychedelic — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:01:19 +0000

Let me get this straight…Satan was God’s QA/QC Manager???????!!! I love that! I forgot about the Goddess Hel, but what can I say, I’m an Hellenic Reconstructionist. All I really know about Hell is that you can see it from Sparks, Nevada (bad joke: In this part of Nevada we’re so close to Hell you can see Sparks.) Bad drumroll, please…

By: Bre

Bre — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 02:59:54 +0000

Lol.

By: Deacon Blues

Deacon Blues — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 02:25:52 +0000

The name Satan is indeed related to the Islamic Shaitan, and has, in Hebrew, the same meaning. The concept in ancient Israel was of an official (or, since they were discussing Yahweh, an angel) whose job is to poke at something, and try to find the flaws. The Adversary’s two original mentions were in the book of Genesis, in which he tried to prove that humans were too imperfect to be worthy of Yahweh’s favor, and Job, in which he tried to prove that even Yahweh’s favorit, Job, would abandon his Lord if sufficiently provoked. (He won the first one, but lost the second.)

It wasn’t until the New Testament that the Adversary was promoted to a sort of counter-God position, and given the realm of Hell (related to the Hebraic Sheol, but named for the Nordic Hel) to rule.

I believe that Psychedelic’s confusion may stem from there – the realm of Hel, the domain of Nordic men who had died in cowardly fashion, as well as that of dead women and children (who were not allowed to earn Valhalla), was ruled by a female deity, also named Hel.

By: Jamieteevee

Jamieteevee — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 02:08:31 +0000

hehehe But NO. Fooood is a horrible fumbling of the type-writery keyboard thingy in front of me. It also rhymes with dude but in a mellow and vaguely stoned way.

By: Psychedelic

Psychedelic — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 01:33:48 +0000

Don’t the Japanese have a Japanese word for “Goddess”??? Wouldn’t the designer just have said, “Hey, do you know the English word for (whatever word it is in Japanese that means goddess)?” Better yet, why didn’t the designer look the word they wanted up on BabbleFish???

By: Psychedelic

Psychedelic — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 01:28:25 +0000

Thanks, 7Hz — I had no idea! Hebrew is a really cool language, also — different meanings can be made from a single word, depending upon the consonants one chooses to use.

By: Psychedelic

Psychedelic — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 01:26:35 +0000

Not. Looking my comments up for veracity on the computer right in front of your face fail.

By: Savannah

Savannah — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:02:32 +0000

I’m Pagan, too. Satan has nothing to do with Paganism. Satan’s a christian creation.

By: Jo

Jo — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 21:31:46 +0000

I think you mean gaey

By: JOey

JOey — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 21:10:34 +0000

just saying how much satan rules. he is lovely

By: Narcil

Narcil — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 20:18:10 +0000

Not quite right. In some early Latin manuscripts the “number of the beast” is translated as 616. However, in the Greek manuscripts, which the Latin was certainly translated from, the number is 666 (that’s six-hundred and sixty six, not six, six, six). There are some good reasons for the difference, all very interesting for amateur students of textual transmission, but would probably be tedious on this site.

By: Narcil

Narcil — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 20:09:11 +0000

Satan wouldn’t “voom” if you put 10,000 volts through him.