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I want that cloak, wear it and know anything you need!
FUCK ALL NIGGERS COS I HATE THEM HEIL JESUS.
How now, brown cow?
Visit my site.
Fuck you, hick, go smoke some crystal meth, you inbred piece of shit.
Screw you, bitch.
settle down now…
why does jesus need healing?
does he still have those sores on his hands?
They itch like a motherfucker
I suppose that you can’t legislate intelligence, can you? Good thing, because this … ummmm… thing… would be a candidate for capital punishment.
you know, i heard through the grapevine jesus likes ALL of “god’s” children. personally, i dont believe in the single God that religions do, but by your logic, black people would be accepted, since everybody’s equal. youre a sinner, therefore, and deserve to go to hell. how about that?
I think they were going for information clerk, yep that’s it alright. I want information from someone that cant spell.
Perhaps Harry Potter owns one of these?
No, but I’d suspect that Hermione Granger does.
win. just… win.
*puts on cloak* I…I understand…EVERYTHING!!!
I want one of these … maybe i can exchange it for my excremation trousers.
You can try, but they’ll give you a really shitty deal.
Exclamation Trousers???!
Exclamation Powers?
Nope.
This is like embedded Journalists.
Keep the audience happy with a cloak of mis- and nearly right information
and they will be happy
Hide the dirty truth under a cloak of information ^^
Harry Potter and the Cloak of Too Much Information
did I just name an upcoming surprise sequel to the series?
i’m not sure… is that a book I want to read?
Ask the cloak.
Oho!
The only problem with this cloak is that it’s easily defeated by the cloak of misinformation.
Well wouldn’t that mean an Invisibility Cloak could be defeated by a Visibility Cloak? Would this not just ensue a random circle of antonyms attached the the word “Cloak” defeating each other? And on and on and on? ^_^
I want to get one of those. Then I can put it on at meetings and just go to sleep while the cloak listens for me.
i wish i was wearing one in my exam last week.
Can you get ones that specialise or are they general info only?
I’m guessing that they were trying for “Information Kiosk.”
My guess is that it’s a sign for the information desk and cloak room.
MY guess is they meant “Information Clerk”.
Is this like the Sorting Hat? Perhaps they are made by the same company!
I think they meant to say invisibility cloak, because obviously, that’s what it looks like.
I see what you mean.
…
No, wait. I don’t see it at all. It’s invisible.
Not really engrish. It’s the information and cloak room. Kinda self explanatory really.
Orly? Ya sure it didn’t mean “Information Clerk”? Wait…that eould be TOO simple.
The predecessor of the Cone of Silence?
Sorry, Chief!
Ahaha! Get Smart? Heh heh.
like the invisibility cloak, except it makes you invisible from idiots?
If they did that, hardly anybody’d ever see you anymore!
Wait, wouldn’t that be LESS helpful than an Invisibility Cloak? Seeing as the Malfoys and the Last Weasley Twin would miss you, but Snape would know everything you were up to.
And if ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy? ^_^
You’d be completely invisible in Canada.
Canadian Prejudice Burn! xD
Put on Information Clock and get cheap sex.