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The dog is fairly better than the cat.  More a cat a favorite thing does not talk anyone.

The dog victory by large.

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  1. HanselAndPretzel says:

    Maybe it’s trying to tell us cats are antisocial.”More a cat favourite thing does not talk”
    Or maybe they just like dogs.

    • LoLzPLz says:

      Every single cat I ever had was much more social than any dog that I have ever had or met for that matter. That person is just a dog person…

      • Murohshei says:

        Same. I’ve had good dogs and good cats. But my cats were always a bit more loving than the dogs. I have three kittens curled up around me right now keeping each other and me warm. They haven’t left my side since I got sick and they always have come to comfort me when there is something wrong. I’ve never met a cat that hissed and didn’t like me. I like the fact that cats have the intelligence to choose who they like or don’t. Just like a person you have to earn their trust and kindness. You know what they say…dogs have masters and cats have staff.

      • photohand says:

        There are working dogs but I’ve never heard of working cats:-)

    • Zedo Mann says:

      I think it’s that the person doesn’t like cats and likes dogs.

  2. Ben says:

    well someone has bad grammar

  3. o_O says:

    What a post is thing engrish? That much understand be.

  4. Fiat Knox says:

    Yoda clearly a new pet has, and a pet preference has expressed. The Wookie rejected and disheartened must now feel by large.

    • Sesoron says:

      “Wookiee” it is spelled. My insufferable geekiness and pedantry I acknowledge, though nothing I do to fight it.

  5. Pejter says:

    The only part that is clear in that post is: “The dog victory by large”. All in all, it means Dog FTW! *sorry cat people*

    One more thing for the win in that would be Google Translator I suppose.

  6. Zedo Mann says:

    Engrish phail.
    The person probably hates cats…

  7. jackie31337 says:

    Looks more like the output of a bot than human-generated engrish.

  8. Adorableheroin says:

    What does that tell you about dog people..?

  9. Ssunphyre says:

    I appreciate that cats don’t talk too much. I mean with dogs it’s yap yap yap all the time. You just CAN’T get a dog to shut up. So, cats win.

    • Murohshei says:

      My mother’s dog was HORRIBLE and his bark is high pitched. We had to buy and anti barking thing that makes this loud sound only dogs can hear every time he barked and that got him quiet. And when we finally had him trained….the back door neighbor gets a noisier dog. >_< I love cats.

      • Psychedelic says:

        Where do you get such an anti-barking thing? I have a neighbor with a similar dog with a similar problem, and my husband’s talking dark chocolate laced with rat poison on a dark night. I don’t like either cats or dogs, but I’d rather not go to that extreme…

    • tinascratch says:

      Too true. I’ve been googling Labrador Retrievor recipes for weeks and threatening my giant idiot dog with his imminent demise. Nothing works, he just grins at me and barks some more, heroicly defending his territory from encroaching leaves, greedy pecans and threatening blades of grass.

    • gladys says:

      Introduce you to my BadCat I should. Shut up he will NOT–”mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew”, he says. Also an extensive vocabulary of sounds does he have: “mrrrrp” and “brrreeek!” and “aoww…” Out-talk a yap-dog, he probably could.

  10. Signe says:

    I disagree. The cat victory by large. Besides it’s the cats’ weekend :P

  11. Signe says:

    I disagree. The cat victory by large.

  12. Mrs_Z says:

    Cat not talk? Dog not talk! (Only horse talk.)

  13. TylerTork says:

    This is what happens when you let dogs online.

  14. Psychedelic says:

    Mmmmm, dog!

  15. Astro says:

    Forum posts count as quality Engrish? O_o

  16. D.R. says:

    I hate the junior jumble.

  17. Achi says:

    I may not be perfect enough to be a grammar Nazi…but damn these things bother me.

  18. badcat says:

    Doglike typing detected.

  19. Fox says:

    All hail the dog of whom’s victory is large! =D

  20. Divided by zero says:

    “The dog victory *by large*” because it’s “fairly better?”\:|

  21. Tiberious says:

    somebody has been using the wrong dictionary

  22. Julk says:

    Same.The dog is more lovely!

  23. jjmblue7 says:

    Wow, what s/he said made ridiculously little sense…everyone knows cats are better even if they won’t openly admit it. ;)

  24. meohmy says:

    This really isn’t that surprising, considering this IS from a lover of a the dog.
    But everyone knows The cat victory by large

  25. Mia says:

    Dogs are the best because they have sharpest, and strongest teeth plus claws. (And Pretty)

  26. Eata says:

    Cats victory by big :) ! Cat have more better than dog!

  27. dragonrady says:

    CATS RULE. (dogs) drool. Frends NEVER let frends get a (dog). Cat better than dog no problem.

  28. dragonrady says:

    In fact, don’t even talk about (dog) f*$% that @&!((y.

  29. angie says:

    HORSES ARE BETTERRRRR THEN ALL OF THEM SO SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN PROVE IT TOO CUZ I KNOW BUNCHES AND PLUS ONE OF MY OWN!!!!!SO JUST QUIT ARGUING EVERYONE KNOWS HORSES ARE THE BEST!!!!!!

  30. HARLEY says:

    DOGS ARE BETTER THAN ANY ANIMAL! I HAD A CAT AND ALL IT DID WAS RUN AWAY, IT SCRATCHED U IT TRYED TO BITE U BUT MY DOG IS NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING NOT EVEN A PITBULL A DOG LARGER THAN HER NOT A SNAKE SHES NOT AFRAID OF A GUN SHOT SO DOGS ARE BETTER THAN HORSES AND CATS ARE NOT EVEN CLOSE.

  31. angie says:

    horses are actually better cuz they dont try to hurt u like dum dogs do or cats. cats scratch and dogs bite. the only time a person gets hurt from horses are if u fall off of them or they get scared. any cat or dog will hurt u on purpose. a horse can show its love just like any other animal. just cuz they big dont mean they dont love u. horses are beautiful, intellagent, and lovable. horses even lick u like a dog would. and horses do many more things then dogs or cats so u can say watever u want ill always know wats right.

  32. harley says:

    no i changed my mind no animal is better than the other it is your own opinion and there all the same because god made them all

  33. angie says:

    thats not true cuz god made them but there are still smarter ones

  34. VBAadmin says:

    Cat bad is yes talk not because, yes?


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